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i_live_spaghetti

Definitely brownies and other cakes.


Any_Weird_8686

Hot brownie and cold ice cream.


skeenerbug

Heavenly


gsomething

Cold brownie and hot ice cream.


Andrays

Honestly? Would probably be really good. The warm sugar cream would gradually thaw the cold brownie... Num


Garizondyly

I mean i think what we're getting at is sugar tends to taste pretty fuckin delicious


flashfyr3

Especially if you mix it up with some fat and a little salt.


Al3jandr0

And sugar!


robdiqulous

Mmmm throw some sugar on that sugar and you got yourself a party!


cruise187

I like my sugar with coffee and cream


canolafly

Well it looks like I'll be making brownies tonight. Too many mentions. Now need.


UrbanCommando63

Just made these a few days ago, pretty damn good. When they say the batter will be thick, they mean it's basically peanut butter consistency, definitely have to use rubber spatula to scoop it into pan. https://thetoastykitchen.com/dark_chocolate_walnut_brownies/


revanhart

All brownie batter should have that consistency. Anything thinner tends to be cake-like and is therefore an inferior brownie. Sincerely, Fudgy Brownie Loyalist


jrc83

Bread


Gigglestonks

Bread


Aluulek

Bread👍🏻


PermabannedX4

Chocolate chip cookies


samzotos

Only if they are somewhat chewy, crispy have to be eaten the hour of


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

The crunch produced after a day though is superb. Dipped in milk? Even better.


enjoytheshow

Or coffee


AndrewKetterly

I worked at a bakery a million years ago and discovered eating chocolate chip cookies straight out of the walk in freezer. Let them sit for like 3 minutes just to get the freeze out. So so good. Chewy!


Swankified_Tristan

Chocolate.


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Emre_can_do_it

HEAVEN YEA


djseifer

PURGATORY YEAH


WHEN_SANS_IS_BADTIME

REINCARNATION YEAH


penguinBRIT

middle earth yeah


nightstalker30

LIMBO YEAH


failingitright

Agreed and it goes with almost everything too


LittleLulu333

Pie


themattboard

My grandfather used to say: > There are only two good kinds of pie. Hot and cold. He was a wise man.


Mumpflr-fumperdink

Dang that guy was wise


WeeTheDuck

Damn this guy is wise


aalios

*stares in meat pie*


Chachilicious

I was thinking to myself "I don't think this person is using the word pie for the same food as I do"


blahblahrasputan

Cold aussie meat pie is certainly an experience..... do not recommend.


Smeglougainess

Ive just realised thats not what was being referred to. Sometimes i forget that a pie overseas is a sweet thing. I was thinking all these people were mentally ill.


blahblahrasputan

What's worse is I'm an Aussie living in Canada. No savoury pies here (except maybe that one quebec thingy, torti-something, though never seen it in this province). I cannot actually find savoury short crust to make my own either. It's all the crumbly sweet stuff for dessert pie or puff pastry :( it's such a pain in the ass to make it...


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blahblahrasputan

I think you mean suet pastry! My dad also recommended that because he uses it for his pork pies. I haven't been able to find suet in the shops yet though, only lard. I might have to ask a butcher...


eggplantpasta

When you say “pie” in Australia without a qualifying fruit in front of the word it always means “meat pie”. They are very NOT good cold.


marshmallow_slut

Opposite here. Everyone will assume it's a fruit pie unless you say meat pie.


tracer1952

Donuts


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I can safely say I have never had a "hot donut"


canolafly

That's so sad. I'm sorry for your loss.


ImNot_ThatGuy

Thoughts and prayers.


MacBOOF

You're missing out. Go to a donut shop that opens at like 3am and I experience the life you deserve in the bathroom with "hot donut" James.


Lets_Take_A_Fat_Nap

Oh man, I rolled up to a donut shop where the honey crullers were still warm and fresh. My fat ass went back through the drive through for another


MELLOWCORNholio

I feel like you only read the first few words of that comment.


Lets_Take_A_Fat_Nap

Hahaha you’re right, I saw “hot donuts” and had flashbacks of that honey cruller


Klaus0225

“Hot donut” James loves giving out honey crullers.


djseifer

Or hit up a Krispy Kreme when the "HOT" light is on.


fredolele

The Krispy Kreme HOT light is life!!!! Holy shit, if you’ve never had a piping hot glazed doughnut you haven’t lived. It puts Dunkin’ to shame.


JarlaxleForPresident

You’ll eat like 3 of them fuckers before you realize it


NYNTmama

Can confirm. My pregnant ass used to microwave WalMart glazed donuts and scarf down half a doz before breathing.


thatsagoodbid

3?!! Those are rookie numbers...


El-mas-puto-de-todos

I've never done hard drugs, but I imagine it's similar to hot Krispy Kreme donuts


GenuineHair

Then my advice is never do hard drugs.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Don't have time, I got donuts to eat 🐷


Fuck_damian_

I’ve done plenty of hard drugs. Including lots of heroin, and all I’m saying is, I quit heroin, but I still eat hot Krispy Kreme any chance I get. Take from that what you will.


Tw1987

I don’t understand why people like Dunkin’ Donuts. I try it like once a year to get disappointed


locotx

Dunkin Donuts actually used to be good. They used to have 24 hour donut shops and they made the donuts fresh where you can watch them being made.


Engine_Sweet

What Dunkin has become is a metaphor for much that is wrong with America today. They used to serve coffee in china mugs, and make doughnuts fresh every 4 hours. 24 hours a day. Now I try to like them for nostalgia but I know I'm lying to myself.


niels_bohrgasm

wait wut


thefiglord

what krispy kreme has a sign Hot and fresh and bonus hot donuts have no calories which is why you can eat 6 of them at a time


milesunderground

Hot Krispy Kreme donuts are lighter than air. You actually lose weight eating them.


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They just melt into hot sugar in your mouf


extralyfe

it's like the video of the racoon losing cotton candy, but, in your mouth.


jessizu

Mine just melt on the way to my throat.. I just breath in that yeasty fried air


g1ngertim

Fresh out of the oil donuts are amazing.


Evanthekid16

Sandwiches


failingitright

Depends on which kind tho


Evanthekid16

I purposefully left it unspecified.


Im_Dyslexic

Unspecified sandwiches are my fave.


Evanthekid16

Right? Filled with so many or very few toppings. Made from only the finest or cheapest ingredients. Delicious or disgusting if you heat it up or eat it cold.


snarky_grumpkin

Schrödinger's sandwich


absoutezero

Apple cider


AuthenticCheese

Cider is exclusively alcoholic in the UK and that sounded odd. Tbf I've had mulled cider before and that was nice


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If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.


mannyrmz123

Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!


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Ohh - you can stay, but I'm leavin'! (brain floats away, Homer collapses)


MyFiveC3nts

Sake


Bekfast_Time

“Waaarm sake! Very gooood.” Edit: Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had a comment get this big. Thanks to all my fellow Tarantino fans out there!


Intellect-Offswitch

Sake? At this time of day?


clockwork655

Where’s bill!?


hautedang

How come I always have to get the sake!?


lorgskyegon

Because if you were general, I'd be Emperor!


mocisme

You undastaaaand? 👉


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I'm not bald I just shave my head.


Eat_Carbs_OD

You undastaaaand?


Cho42

Arigato


foiebump

Ahhh you say arigato like we say, arigato


mrjake118

That truly is a Hatori Hanzo sword.


DextrosKnight

If, on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut


Ogmino

I was gonna say soba ! But I also agree with sake!


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Lucky_Acr

Apple pie


failingitright

My favorite!!


plinythemiddleone

Chicken!! You great *lummox*…


alwaysajollsy

Best part is how she dead ass says “Apple” when he asks what kind, that movie is awesome.


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RavenNymph90

Hot, fresh caramel is delicious on ice cream. Cold caramel is best when eaten straight from the jar while standing in front of the fridge. Bonus points if you have to stay quiet.


TalullahandHula33

Cornbread. I like hot cornbread with butter and beans and I like cold cornbread with milk and sugar.


Igatsusestus

Are you like michael scott? MILK AND SUGAR! - wait, is this only milk and sugar?


TalullahandHula33

Lol I eat a slice of cornbread in a bowl of milk with a spoonful of sugar on top.


failingitright

I always liked cornbread hot but now need to try it cold with milk and sugar to see if it changes my mind haha


agasizzi

Hot with honey


Unsecure_password

Coffee (cold meaning iced coffee, not hot coffee that’s been sitting out) Edit: clarification


failingitright

Coffee is definitely way up in the list


AtomicKittenz

Only hot or cold. Never room temp


machingunwhhore

But in-between hot and cold is iffy


JoyfulCelebration

Lukewarm coffee tastes like freshly ground asshole


Doomblitz

Good coffee tastes the best lukewarm, because all the flavor notes come through, most coffee (bad coffee) tastes fucking awful lukewarm for the same reasons, those bad flavours gain more "clarity"


elpantybandito

Still better than stale ground asshole


Wetnoodleslap

Really unpopular opinion but I like tepid coffee. I intentionally let my coffee cool for a while, so it starts warm and ends lukewarm. I don't get people who burn their lips off trying to sip on something that could melt the t-1000.


disasterous_cape

I make a hot coffee (not burning levels, I hate that) and sip on it for a few hours, it’s cold by the end but it doesn’t bother me at all. I really don’t mind it at all


NotAMazda

Cheese


BeastaBubbles

Hot, cold, lukewarm, liquid magma, idgaf how it’s served imma eat the cheese.


snowstormspawn

But not frozen, right?


BeastaBubbles

You need to CHECK MY COMMENT AGAIN. I’LL EAT IT AT ABSOLUTE ZERO.


Chrisbgrind

Would you eat it in a box with a fox


tbird20017

I would not eat it in a box with a fox


FAPSWAY_2MUCH

I’d eat it in a hat with a rat though


EnrageMango

What about with a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala?


LordFartSquad9

I wish


darthspacecakes

I was a little bit taller


LewdLewyD13

In the air? From down there? The kind that comes in underwear?


Awkward_Psychic

I ain’t eating any of that underwear cheese


LewdLewyD13

You haven't lived, till you've tried a nice, aged, Fromundah.


bonnernotboner

Did... did I just get Green Eggs n' Ham'd?


OLSTBAABD

If you don't eat the little frozen cheese bits left in the frozen pizza box you're not living life to its full potential.


TestResultsNow

Damn, I feel very validated right now. Thank you for your courage, OLST.


failingitright

YES


little_scarlett

Rice pudding


failingitright

Agreed


DamionDreggs

Tea


failingitright

Omg yes. But depends on the weather for me lol


doggsy

Custard


BandYoureAbouttoHear

Agreed. Plus, puddings and fruit cobblers.


SDHousewife21

Ham.


SuperSmashedBurger

I was just wishing i took some ham home with me from the holiday dinner.


MyTurkishWade

Best part of hosting is you usually retain most of the leftovers!!


failingitright

Before anyone wants to be smart and say revenge, I’ll go ahead and say it first haha


Smooch-A-Rooch

I'll get you for that.


failingitright

We’ll see 😏


Turtle_outlaw

They say it’s a dish best served cold though


Moderncrusader78

Not if it’s heated up in the microwave of evil


Trnostep

Well I think your warranty is about to expire


chegg_helper

Maybe I got an extended warranty!


Trnostep

Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose


mcchowsies

Ladies ladies your both pretty


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Really revenge can *only* be served cold. Otherwise it’s just retaliation.


tuibiel

Wrong. It can be served heated in the microwave of evil, as demonstrated in the famous documentary Megamind.


jakexmfxschoen

I have always said pizza and coffee have one thing in common. Delicious when hot or cold, and disgusting when Luke warm


seanofkelley

Pizza is best hot right out of the oven or cold first thing in the morning for breakfast.


jschligs

I was shocked I had to scroll as far as I did to see pizza. Cold pizza in the morning is incredible


Iamloghead

Me too man, pizza was the first thing that came to mind.


Samazonison

After reading the title, I said "of course pizza will be the top comment". Boy was I surprised.


dumbdoodx2

This part of the thread = my people.


BatMom330

Same! Pie? How was that the first thing ppl thought!? Lol!


lives4pizza

i cant believe i had to come this far down to find the right answer


photonmagnet

and of course the old saying, sex is like pizza..when it's hot is great, when it's cold..eh still pretty good


Slash3040

And if you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the hell you’re doing


SubtleScuttler

My partner is more of a ranch gal, and there’s really no bad way to use it


blaziken2708

Katy Perry


el_throw

In or out?


Brno_Mrmi

Up or down?


DoubleOxer1

Wrong or right?


ButterscotchSweat

Soba.


climacticpoet

Was looking for this answer! And tsuyu also


OkayOpenTheGame

Any Japanese noodles really: ramen, udon, somen, all of them can be eaten hot or cold. Heck, there are probably noodles from other cuisines that are the same way that I'm just unaware of.


katylightning

apple mulled wine


Rumplfrskn

Thai food, any kind really.


yunghxst

Cold Pad Thai is the shit


doughnutholio

especially when you stick your chopsticks in it and lift out the entire block and take a bite in mid air


quicktick

Isn't it crazy how just about every bite we take is in mid air?


synodicstardust

Cookies/cookie dough. Frozen cookie dough is superior to warm cookie dough tho. Edit: here’s a recipe I found online for edible cookie dough, 1 serving. I use it all the time and it’s amazing :D 4 tbsp heat treated flour (microwave for like 20 secs) 1 tbsp granulated sugar 1 tbsp brown sugar 1 tbsp softened butter (or less, I like less butter) 1 tbsp water 1 tbsp (or more >:)) choc. chips/other add-ins 1/8th tsp vanilla extract pinch of salt freeze for best results :) you’re welcome


Lyrehctoo

Back in the olden days when I was in high school, they had chocolate chip cookies available to buy at lunch. Somehow they would allow us to buy the frozen cookie dough. It was amazing. Otis Spunkmeyers! At some point a parent complained and they had to stop and could only sell baked cookies. That was a sad day


Kayliaf

They undercook everything so much at my school that it's basically like eating cookie dough when you eat one of their cookies..


jspecial1979

Salmon


ThoriumLad

*SOME* pizza.


irisuniverse

Scrolled long enough!


Mano_Trueno

Cheese. Basically any kind of cheese.


sagwithcapmoon

Cinnamon rolls


highxv0ltage

Fried chicken


No_Process_321

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this! It's the first thing that came to my mind.


wwlucas68

Publix fried chicken!


spacesociety

Chai


Arya_Granger

Sweet corn


Kitsuneloid-2

Popcorn, if it's salty enough!


mistershy

Quiche!


HellYeahTinyRick

Chocolate Milk Coffee Pizza Cookies Brownies Muffins Bread


Baldaia_

You've just made a list for the perfect day


twisted_nipples82

Brownies are getting overlooked on this thread. By far the best hot or cold food ever.


failingitright

Omg yes brownies for sure


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Mediocre-Hat7980

Chinese food


CosmicShadowMario

Nothing beats cold lo mein with leftover now-soggier onion from your entree. It's sooooooo gooooooood


YYCAdventureSeeker

Spinach dip