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Throwawayy_20127

Wow you leveled up GG


PAM_Dirac

"One year closer to death you piece of shit! Hahaha!" Works usually very well


TabbsTheBat

Don't


DrgnPhoenix13

I’m glad you’re alive


1cyBruh

Damn, you've made it _ times around the sun


Caseated_Omentum

I wouldn't


dolemutt

Throw an elaborate birthday party just to spite them. They would least expect it and therefore would be appreciative


Abstract_Burns

Recently, a man was thrown a surprise birthday party at his place of employment and he sued the company for 400k ... and won


Full-Mulberry5020

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! 🎉🎊🎆


dwc1970

If I know that the person would rather not have his/her birthday acknowledged, I will respect this and say nothing to recognize the event.


Keys-Putty-4153

Hbd


Malfanese

Get them a birthday card in and envelope and quietly give it to them so they can open it later- bonus if you include like $5


Maddie215

When my mom hit a certain age I switched to Wishing her a "Happy (name) Appreciation Day!" She liked that.


ravioli_idk

Congratulations. You survived another year.


shellofbiomatter

Maybe respect his/her wishes and don't wish happy birthday at all.


Not_Jo_Mama

« Congrats. Your X revolution around the sun is complete!”