By - michaelb_0808
Wow you leveled up GG
"One year closer to death you piece of shit! Hahaha!"
Works usually very well
I’m glad you’re alive
Damn, you've made it _ times around the sun
Throw an elaborate birthday party just to spite them. They would least expect it and therefore would be appreciative
Recently, a man was thrown a surprise birthday party at his place of employment and he sued the company for 400k ... and won
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! 🎉🎊🎆
If I know that the person would rather not have his/her birthday acknowledged, I will respect this and say nothing to recognize the event.
Get them a birthday card in and envelope and quietly give it to them so they can open it later- bonus if you include like $5
When my mom hit a certain age I switched to Wishing her a "Happy (name) Appreciation Day!" She liked that.
Congratulations. You survived another year.
Maybe respect his/her wishes and don't wish happy birthday at all.
« Congrats. Your X revolution around the sun is complete!”