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Poodlelucy

I love to see Our Lord with his hands clasped together in prayer (that someone with an IQ over 100 won't fucking kill Him).


crumpet_strumpet

The Almighty Elder God is even tested! Is probably "🤦‍♀️what have I done we're all going to die?"


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galgene

If you keep boosting, you'll live forever.


moneyBoxGoBoop

Those are rookie numbers. We need to raise them to another power, a Pfaithful power, a Pfouchi power. $cience^TM


RAZZBLAMMATAZZ

Its safe and effective 1000% and its easily proven with simple logic. You see, there are these things called comorbidities. When people who were vaxxed died it was from their comorbidities even though the vax stopped them from dying from the covid. So as you can see, it was actually 1000% safe and effective and the vaccine did its job because people werent dying from covid (thanks to the vax) but died from other things. And this is why everyone should be vaccinated and boosted, cause its safe and also effective.


Faerondil

I died in the hospital and after the doctor gave me my 3 jabs postmortem, I am here to tell the tale! Praise Pfizer in blessed be Fauci!l


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Faerondil

You saw her tweet mocking me?!? Praise be Pfauci and his eternal mercy and love for the Psinful.


Affectionate_Rise366

All three? Or those 3?


Poodlelucy

Even more confusing was PresiDementia Brandon's long rant about the Astrazeneca vax yesterday since it's not approved on any level in the US.


slixx_06

In the name of the Pfizer, The Moderna & The Johnson and Johnson. AAAAAaaaaaAAAhhhheeeemmmmmmm!


ObnoxiousDrunk

And......AAAAaaaaaAaaaaaaaWOOOOOMAAAAANNN!


butt_mucher

90, 80 ,75, 60, 40, 20, 10.


Oceanicsoundwave

r/vaccinelonghaulers are all liars!!!! off with their heads!!


TheRealRacketear

Good thing they are quarantined.


bright_10

No one ever said that, even if they said it. Now That's Science™


SamTheAlan

YES! Anything that goes against what Fauci (MBUH) is lies spread by those who wish to stop our church! Be strong brothers!


A_world_in_need

As you should. Too many are falling prey to the lie that 4 is enough. Our bodies are temples of Fauci. We all should get hooked up to a drip, fully double masked and shielded that we may save but one life, only of course if youre willing to do the same. The power of our sacred lifeforce is thru compliance. *snapping


politicsiskayfabe

He is incapable of lying, my pfaith is stronger than ever!


Fishwillswim

Amen Awoman and Athem


Oceanz08

Hmmmm bold words saying the no one has died with the vaccine


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The only downside is immortal and won’t be able to die for my faucis sake


dangerouslylowIQ

Keep the pfaith!


rickytickyd

It’s called Faith.


No_Measurement_9341

Pfaith it’s called


KaskadeForever

Me too - prayers up for 100% safe and effective!!!


EdgeCrusher1

Infinite masks be upon you!


Avocado-booty

Classical piece.


HardRockBruh

Yes


12thhouseorphan

🙏


Mr_Karma_Whore

I still believe the vaccine is safe and effective. Heil Fauci


gamernoobtuber

I believe I can’t die That only antivaxxers will touch the sky I think about it every night and day Wear two masks I don’t get a sayyyy I believe I can whore For all the pharma companies and not the poor I believe I can’t die


Eduardo-Nov

All five* (for now)


Bizub4

All six now


Azh1aziam

I’m not going to risk a .03% chance of death! No way jose!


squidbiskets

Praise be.


hIXhnWUmMvw

[We live in a pretend society.](https://pastebin.com/YPEErwTK) [Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation.](https://archive.org/details/TheCorp) Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent. [Free merch > Free speech.](http://www.stopthecrime.net/docs/SILENT%20WEAPONS%20for%20QUIET%20WARS.pdf) [Corporate, what kind of _free_ manufactured merchandise must be in your goodie bag to consent investing into paradise?](https://archive.org/details/TheCenturyOfSelfThereIsAPolicemanInsideAllOurHeadsepisode3/) Corporations through governments and vice versa are harvesting our biometric, behavioural data on global scale. So they can get to know us far better than we know ourselves, and they not just predict our feelings but also manipulate our feelings and sell us anything they want- Be it a product as a service or politician. Have you heard of focus groups? Now with always online/big data collection. You are in focus groups. Except you don't get paid for it. [You get exploited and you pay to be part of it. _Nothing is free, except the energy from the sun, but some get a bill(skin cancer) for that. Thanks to always providing industrial surveillance corporatism._](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome) [Social credit score indoctrination](https://i.imgur.com/lMDs7gR.png) [Urge or go well.](https://youtu.be/rdrKCilEhC0?t=1313) -.-. --- -. ...- . .-. ... . / .-- .. - .... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -. . .. --. .... -... --- ..- .-. .-.-.- .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- / -. --- - / .--. .- .-. - .. -.-. .. .--. .- - . / .. -. / .- / -.-. .. ...- .. .-.. / .-- .- .-. .-.-.- .- -. -.. / .-. .- - .... . .-. / - .... .. -. -.- / .- -... --- ..- - / .--. . .- -.-. . ..-. ..- .-.. / --. . -. . .-. .- .-.. / ... - .-. .. -.- . .-.-.-


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gwadams65

In the immortal words of Crow T Robot.. okay now you're just making sh*t up...🙄


DorkyDorkington

Lets hope no dirty nonbeliever will sue our Lord for medical misinformation.


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I’ve cum to this picture several times. Please don’t share it anymore


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I’ve boosted to this picture several times


jonnydrangus

He spreads more misinformation than anyone


Zestyclose-Dog-3886

100%..... Wow thats either bold as fuck.... Or a complete bs headline.


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That’s what their initial claims were; 100% effective


Zestyclose-Dog-3886

So nobody's died from being vaccinated yet?


Subaeruginosa420

Your pfaith is all that's needed. Safe and effective


tacticooluser

May the 4th be just as effective and safe


TakeTheVaccine

IN BIG PHARMA WE TRUST BABY


Ambrox69

Never forget the wise words spoken in february 21 They are the reason i got all 3 different vaccines, so i can be 300% save


tocinoesbueno

This has to be satire and a photoshopped tweet. While I’m sure Lord Fauci has said this before; the fact that there are numerous grammar errors in the tweet by a news source makes me question its validity. That said, praise our leader. I have “100 per cent” Pfaith in his every word.