By - ZweiDunkleJungen
Today I learned I can will myself into cardiac arrest as a perfectly healthy man.
Don’t do it! But I am going to will myself into a DD chest
I learned that not sleeping enough can cause cardiac arrests in teenage males, "new study says".
It's called indigestion.. wich is often confused with heart attack.
Though 1/3 being directly traceable is not insignificant
Gaslighting bullshit. The study only looked at mild side effects.
They told the millions of women who experienced fucked up menstruation following the vaccine that it was "caused by the relief of getting vaccinated." That's weird, at no point in my life have any of my internal organs started to shed themselves in response to "being relieved."
I'm so relieved that those issues aren't caused by the vaxx. So relieved that my dick fell of.
They probably don’t even expect people to click on the link… being brainwashed as fuck, plenty would just take a screenshot and share it in their sheeplejerk
Is covid a placebo then?
It's a GloBAl PaNdeMiC, bigot!
We aR iN Zis tUgEzA !!!
Don't miss your booster shot 💉💉💉
All that imagination and anxiety! The “vaccines” are safe and effective, people! The TV doctors said so!
So did the big Pharma companies and when have they ever hurt anyone? Never, that’s when! And if you cannot trust a billionaire that’s expressly interested in depopulation and whose Papa was a west coast bigwig for Planned Parenthood - who *can* you trust?
Exactly. They are just good people trying to help. They’ve paid their billion dollar fines and promised to not commit fraud anymore. They served their time, well, no one served time, but you know what I mean! They promised! Making billions off the worlds taxpayers was just a lucky bet! They saved us! We should be praising them! After all, look how good their gene therapies are working! We would have all been so much sicker or dead without multiple shots!
one of the side effects being death? nope I don't think that is in their heads.
I thought those side effects mean it’s working
Stop mocking The Science!
I must say I admire their commitment - they're puling all the stops. Many are desperate to affirm their choice of going with the therapies.
So I guess long Covid is all in their head too
Likely true lol
Like cheating spouses say "it was all in your head!"
He just put the tip in
TIL my swollen lymph nodes for 3 months and not being able to use my arm for 1 of those months was all in my head
We did it Reddit!
The other 1/3rd is caused by climate change, cannabis, or aliens, obviously
Don't forget winter vagina
Amazing! That heart scar after vaccine, all in your head, you just believe and you will have it.👌
And the other 1/3, well those are real serious adverse effects and deaths, man
I’m gonna placebo myself a bigger cock.
that’s the spirit!
This is a placebo affect, but "long COVID" is 100% legitimate and not at all a mental creation of paranoid people.
A lot of celebrities lately have been placebo dying lately….
Louie Anderson, meatloaf, Bob saget..
And them soccer players too!
We need a placebo vaccination to lessen the placebo symptoms of death.
Bob Saget and Meat Loaf were old (especially Meat) and very unhealthy tbf lol
It’s normal to have about 5 die in under a month right?
And a few sports athletes…
This is normal.. ? Right?
Ennh, if you're saying sports athletes then no.
Meat Loaf I was surprised lasted this long.
Saget I could go either way...I mean had you seen him lately?
I saw Saget was boosted through the roof. Betty White.. jury is out she was pushing One Hundo.. would be a shame if it was a shot that got her.
Yea, I’m sure it’s just like I said, a placebo thing.
My 102 degree fever was a placebo?? 😱
*"So, funny story actually, it turns out the whole thing was just in my head! Totally made up, I feel great now!"*
Ok, here’s my placebo vaxx card then.
Dude, stop being dead, it’s just your imagination
by their logic you can cure covid by willing it into being making vaccines pointless
I’m actually using my willpower to cure others; give it a try!
Most long covid cases are nocebo
im pretty sure this is also true for long covid
"today i learned the moon is made of tacos . back to you in studio Kelly."
Doctor, "he is dead, but it's all in his head"
So they are both confirming and denying Mass Formation Psychosis exists at the same time?
I love to manifest heart attacks
Then I suppose the other third would be something to look into then? Or wait I forgot, we cannot question the holy doctrine of the covid vaccine.
Gaslighting is very trendy these days
Placebo heart attacks are the best
Two thirds of covid side effects are down to the placebo effect