T O P

Excite me more Araki.

Excite me more Araki.

Intelligent-Smoke-67

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap


just_browsing11

*F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E*


Saxton_Hale32

filthy acts is just such a great term


SSphereOfDeath

20 dollars


Australian_stand

Is 20 dollars


Filberto_ossani2

19$ 4tnite card


Okuyashoe_Official

Who wants it?


DurrrGamerrr75

And yes, i am giving it away


gui_cafe_dwarf

Share, share, share


BlindingLight7

And trolls,


notsexmaster

Dont get blocked.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

***DIMES 4 CRIMES***


Macacossaurus

Maximum Kill 4 Minimum Bill


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Ah yes ***MK4MB***


iavsvjeb

#I’m not gay but 20$ is 20$


DankLemons558

A series of nefarious actions executed for a price lower than expected in the market system


XxKeemuxX

ASONAE4APLTEITMS


thehamlins

beat me to it


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

That is a very weird name for Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


Matazaonreddit

BM2I


thehamlins

Bruuuuuh


NOIR-bLAyZD

Bedraggled excursions committed with little to no currency, or BECWLTNC


iavsvjeb

Execrable undertakings effectuated for minuscule prices considering the average amount it usually takes


NOIR-bLAyZD

EUEFMPCTA2IUT


iavsvjeb

Funny valentine: I need to use my stand! GO *fucking dies*


Marceldad

Adominable jobs performed in a pricing range that some may consider to be rather low


-AlphaMemelord69-

Normal Everyday Riches Aquired Through Legitimate Means


McMOtlohs

Not D4C, FAAARP


Not_So_Weird

Bro if you say “FARP!” And slam yourself behind a door I’m gonna fucking lose it


Arijit_Kar

`Time to perform some dishonest acts at a fair and reasonable price!`


Jealous_Self1992

Do something strange for a some change


LethalDestroyar

Something strange for little change


Kingturboturtle13

Actions of questionable morality engaged in at such an abysmally low value that one would be remiss to even consider it a payment whatsoever


BronyPride

AOQMEIASAALVTOWBRTECIAPW that’s a mouthful


M1sterMonsterX

Dimes for crimes


Iron_Nexus

Sucky fucky for one bucky


RageCraft19

Atrocious acts at an affordable price


crispy_caprisun

Sticky fingers


Filberto_ossani2

Hands in glue


High_grove

Adhesive digits


Peepeefaceman

Adherent Phalanges


Complex-Routine-9731

Flaccid pancake


wantquitelife

Erected Baguette


Filberto_ossani2

Hard roll


6407d

Penis bread


UnbrokenChainsMobile

Phallus Dough


agodtoaster

enlarged pastry


BenShapiro_2024

baked goods cock


Sticky_Pasta

Breaded pp


Exylatron

🥵


frikimanHD

isn't sex pistols enough for you?


DankSunshine

I think he's looking for something soft and wet


fabwizard3

He is probably a classic enjoyer of doggy style


2fort_champion

Burning down the house is fire ❄️❄️❄️❄️


KOsworker

This fucking comment right here,tho is real comedy gold,take my award


2fort_champion

Was I... That funny? At least once? 😢


KOsworker

Yes.You are funny


Pucci_Raskolnikov

Yes, You was. And I am tired of pretending you weren't


gregthegamer4646

Achtung Baby _aggressively masturbates_


LivingCheese292

*Yes Officer Abbacchio, this is the person!*


KingDededeThe3rd

Yes, FBI? This one right here.


BoopaDoopaLoopa

I don't care how much sex this pistol has had, I don't want my dick to be shot off in a misfire.


JohanFantasto

Ball breaker


SSphereOfDeath

BALL BUSTER


VaNd3n1S

###NUT CRACKER


Helo_27

**TESTICAL ANNIHILATOR**


Filberto_ossani2

#SPHERE DESTROYER


Captainwumbombo

#***ORB DISEXISTOR***


Sus_gentlemen052008

#**GEOMETRIC ROUND FIGURE DISCOBOMBULATOR**


Australian_stand

Spherical phat white liquid supplier disintegrator


XxsansxXxvalerioxX

CBT on BBC and the BBB BALL BUSTING


Gris-light

Cock and ball torture


LivingCheese292

haha penis ball kicking


Altruistic-Ad8271

#TACTICAL PENIS#


Hentai_Aficionado

#COCK AND BALL TORTURE


Mothwrap

**FLESHY SACK CONTAINING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS DESECRATOR**


EngysEpangelmatikes

**PARACHUTE** **? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?**


JQS-CW4B

Sphere Smasher


Shiny-Gardevoir

[Cock and Ball Torture](https://youtu.be/nOPIu7isD3s)


danger2345678

Can you give examples


CiciNitzan

Doggy style


Is6acoolnumber

Sofuto Ahndo Weto


Nik580

Steeky fingahs


Brave-Cheetah7966

Spaisu Garu


Square_System2560

Spicy Lady fits 10x better


sh8wol

i can't think of this without going "meeeestaaaaaaah!"


DankSunshine

Kira would be like : "The Hand"


Matazaonreddit

The Hando


KingDededeThe3rd

Surprised no one has mentioned Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap yet...


GoldH2O

**sex** pistols


thejjbaexperience

Tender machine


cenpi

Sticky Fingers


Flerken_Moon

Soft and Wet


Rudeeeeeee

Tender machine


NOIR-bLAyZD

Love😏 train


KOsworker

The actual song itself has nothing to do with sex n stuff tho


loner_dragoon3

Part 7 spoilers: >!I always liked the fact that the meaning of the song is also the complete opposite of what the stand's powers are, and what Funny Valentine's goals are when using it. The song is about love and peace around the world, but Funny Valentine wants the ability for his nationalist views that would only benefit his country while damning the rest of the world.!<


Geo2605

I understood the "people of the world, join me" as the people of the world literally being forced to die for the sake of Valentine avoiding attacks.


NOIR-bLAyZD

Make love train


Yo_Benjy

[Love Train](https://youtu.be/sA8w8Tlyz7k)


Miniguerilla

Doggy style 🗿


KilluaCatts

🗿


Jokard

🗿


KOsworker

NUT king call


GoldH2O

Make him NUT


PerilousFan4112

Soft and Wet, Speed King, California King Bed, sex pistols, ball breaker and more!


JuanLucas-u-

_ball breaker_


RageBrage

Localized name: Cock and ball torture


JuanLucas-u-

Alternative universe: Deballin'


anon66532

Doggy style


SmolMagicBoi

Nut buster


Kamleko

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF MY STAND [BIG FAT COCKN’BALLS]


GLMegatron

When I first heard name "Sex pistols" I thought it was a misunderstanding and the true name was "6 pistols" but no.


-Memoria-

I believe in the localized name is 6 bullets but I’ve also heard 6 pistols somewhere


dainald

90% of his names are just based on bands


GoldH2O

at least it's an actual band. But yeah, I told my little brother it was "six pistols" so he doesn't go around saying... well you know. Not sure what we're gonna do with part 8...


Achillurito

Your brother will be old enough to have a midlife crisis by the time part 8 gets animated


Gilpif

Anyone’s old enough to have a midlife crisis, they just won’t know it until their age doubles.


HmmmIsTheBest2004

Same


HmmmIsTheBest2004

Same


-ur_fbi_agent-

#BIGGUS DICKUS


Filberto_ossani2

#GIANT TRUNK


DoucheyCohost

I lean in close and whisper seductively: *"Spicy Lady"*


Marceldad

Flaccid Pancake


[deleted]

Fun fact: most Jobros have a sexual-related stand name, this includes **The Hand**, **Sticky Fingers**, **Kiss**, **BallBreaker** and **Doggystyle**


GoldH2O

Oh yeah, I got suspended for saying hand in class once.


[deleted]

Wait is that actually true?


Iggy_Over_heaven

And then there is this mf, Localized stand name


Loose_CrypticMedic

You mean 'Zipper Man' isn't exciting enough?


WATER_CARBOY

*Unzips pants


bomposgod

*Unzips man


Shotgunned22

fuck you, take my upvote


LethalDestroyar

You must mean #ZIPPER DICK


Space_Monke64

You got a problem with Arts and Crafts?


THE-SNEAKERINO

Moody Jazz sounds sexier than moody blues in my opinion.


UnbrokenChainsMobile

Moody Jizz


Soul699

#NUT KING


Smasde

Cock and ball torture


Filberto_ossani2

Ballbreaker


guilehideout

Doggystyle


MickyTheKoopa12Ness

What do you expect from Eroiko


PokeybullDog

The lovers


Harrytardato

Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price


The_Priest_

Pet shop💯


epicbigc13579

EVERY NIGHT I CLOSE NY EYES WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY


saleel1o_o1

Eroiko Araki


yeetmaster489

Still waiting for Slippery When Wet


shinydewott

Doggystyle


Mammoth_Explanation5

Zipper man🥵🥵


zyrusvito

Nut King Call


Grenacist

Sticky finger😏


Matteom73

I can't wait for FLACCID PANCAKE


PurpleHando

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap


c_y_y_

Sex piston is my favourite stand


TheSkitzo_The2nd

didnt someone call araki "erohiko"?


giu_dic

People also call him "hydyhyko"


TheSkitzo_The2nd

no no , i think it was Eroïko meaning "erotic young man"


totally_notanerd

Literally went to buy a mista figure for my cousin (for christmas) who's in highschool, asked his parents if they haven't gotten it yet, my aunt said no all good, my uncle said I can not buy it for him since the name of the product had sex in it, because of sex pistols. He knows its a reference to the band the sex pistols and has nothing to do with actual sex, but because it has sex in the name so I cannot buy it for him, im not super pissed, maybe slightly annoyed, but mostly kinda chuckling at how absurd the whole situation is. Dead ass he's watched the entirely of golden wind with my cousin and was fine with it, even with the bj joke and yet he draws the line when a statues product name has sex in it, I don't know how to react quite honestly especially considering my uncle has a couple sex pistols cds in plain sight in his room.


Eggward124

Cream, also Cream Starter


chGaRVAT

Sex Pistols haha funny name


espernova

firestarter more like... bonerstarter


FunnyBunnyDolly

The World. Dio says it is a erotic stand name. I can't say against him.


WayneCarlton

with my stand: Wap i can manipulate the color orange and have perfect balance at all times


Smol-Greblin-boi

This is my stand tight femboy cheeks


Joja_bombas

Green Gay


ErvinC93

doggy style


XxsansxXxvalerioxX

Me and the boys waiting for big balls and got u by the balls


diewhore

Flaccid Pancake 😩


Snoo_47391

T e n d e r M a c h I n e


FestiveSlaad

Big Poppa by biggie


Clockwork0exe

Two trucks


Jeanlu_mc

Cock and Ball Torture


UnbrokenChainsMobile

My life is complete if we get a stand named: “Gay Midget Monkey Futanari Among-us incest porn”


LethalDestroyar

#THE FUCK DID I JUST READ


GoldH2O

*every time I close my eyes*


heywind

Doggystyle


mvmsupreme0005

there's such a thing?


XANDI_CARECA

Sexual helicopter🚁🏳️‍🌈


PurpleGummyBear0

Sitcky Fingers is a hybrid of the two


Real_MidGetz

Watching jojo: hey this guy seems pretty cool “Jojo! You are no match for *giant throbbing cock*!”


Joseph_Joestur

Notorious B.I.G. Lmao wtf is wromg with me


Adkaes

Doggystyle


10BarbedWire

hehe soft and wet


pejic222

Y’all are forgetting doggy style


Thememer1924

love train


TheUltimaWerewolf

*Flaccid Pancake*


Firedarkness1101

Flaccid pancake


incept_shawn

Eroki


Ace_Derg1

Zipper man


Educational-Year3146

Wheres the boner blaster stand, wanna see it. Or just something else to make my 13 year old sense of humor go wild


Hot-Category-4332

Upcoming Part 9 stand I had sex with your family


Aminakoyimsiktirgit

Sticcy fingas


x7x7m

Sticky finger


Sp33dl3m0n

Soft and wet