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Rub_My_Toes

Do we only sign attractive players lol


sjajsn

We lost Giroud, we needed to balance it out


ovrloadau

Can’t make up for a giroud.


SkillMasterJR

Fair point!


Remy13Hadley

a midfield of Jorginho Kovacic Kante and Saul. How can you beat that hotness.


Vlcis94

Man I love Kante and all that buts mans not pretty at all, he’s just cute


matttargaryen

Wtf bro


_faraleth_

wtf man


manbites

He’s fucking gorgeous!


ovrloadau

Confirmation bias


ratnadip97

What world do you live in where Kante doesn't look attractive


Vlcis94

It’s just my opinion, I still love him as a player and would cuddle him tho


damecj

Mate Kanté is smoking hot not ifs ands or buts


DarkRaider758

honestly. There's no smile i enjoy more!


ovrloadau

Cmon kante isn’t that attractive. He’s cute


samsop

It honestly seems like these guys age much better than average folk. They're all handsome as fuck with some notable exceptions say Slabhead


amish__

Imagine if he didn't play football


GDO17

He’s be a troll. A literal troll under a bridge


DearthStanding

Good fitness is at least a part of it


ovrloadau

It’s because they are well maintained with good nutrients and are multi millionaire professional athletes who have the best medical teams money can provide. of course they will look good.


lobinetech

Have you seen Rigobert Song or that dude from Benin....


ovrloadau

> Rigobert Song he still had a better body & greater fitness levels compared to the majority of the population.


lobinetech

Dude looks like predator


SidemenFlamingo

gonna question my sexuality every game now


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cain62

Maybe that’s why we didn’t get Haaland ^/s


manbites

Haaland looks like product of incest.


andar1on

Sorry Erling, you’re too ugly


_faraleth_

no need for the /s, hes one of the ugliest footballers


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kenigmalive

man looked like majin buu


trolgod76ers

He also looks like meseeks from Rick and Morty


yerrrrdat

YOOOOO HAHAHAHA


ChristianCole

Lol that was berserk


browncheesestick

LOL got a a laugh from me on that one


I_deleted

We can easily field the sexiest boy band in the PL


RearNakedTriangle

It’s the only reason my wife can name half the team… “oh Kepa’s not playing?” Or “Where is Pulisic?”…her favorite is still Oscar.


myersjw

I think we need a saucy calendar shoot


sldarb1

Yes in fantasy football that's how I pick my team too.


InternetAnon94

"He's here and he's beautiful"


lrzbca

He’s humble


Shaww_shankk

Fuck 3, let Trivago be our kit sponsor


Nero1988420

One more yea, one more year


HyPeMaLi

Our agreement with 3 ends next year? That’s cool!


andar1on

I think one more season after this


ThemasterofZ

Let's get SAMSUNG back


Blivatron

Now that's a handsome fella


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darthvader_50

Way better, I wish this training kit came in blue.


NijjioN

Do people only hate 3 because of the memes? I like the logo compared to a word on shirts.


yerrrrdat

I don’t like it because it’s a number on the front of the shirt that is not the player’s number. Also think it’s just ugly lol


RonSwanson1081

We needed to cover our handsome quota when Oli left


KroosKontroller

Damn so quick? I was expecting this to happen after international break


Shogim

Don’t think Saul had international duty


Sahilleo

Great! These extra 2weeks worth of training sessions will help a lot.


TheBlueNomad

He also rarely plays for the national team which is good for us.


KroosKontroller

Why?


TheBlueNomad

Why is it good for us? Isn't that self explanatory?


KroosKontroller

I meant why he doesn't play for national team lmao


caseywaltrup

Because he banged the coaches wife bro they are beefing


cosmin0309

lol what


-heathcliffe-

Tier 1 source. Beef.


BrockStinky

Hopefully he'll get a grasp on English by then.


sjajsn

He’ll be training with some players tomorrow apparently


Wildog27

Team? Chelsea Player? Saul Hotel? Trivago


Jesus_Would_Do

Having a team with depth in every position? Priceless


Traditional_Spirit17

I don't get this joke


1000smackaroos

They're quoting a freaking advertising campaign 🙄


GDO17

Lol and the wrong one at that. Priceless is Mastercard


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Anyone know what number he’ll be? Also our depth in midfield is a joke: Kovacic Jorginho Kante Saul [Mount] Loftus-Cheek


FederalManner28

17


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Confirmed?


FederalManner28

he said it himself in an interview last night. apparently he used to wear it for Atletico


pencilman123

He has worn 8 for the last 5 seasons. 17 only in 2 seasons before that. From what i have heard, griezmann will be wearing 8 for atletico this season. So either grizzy will handover 8 when he returns, or he will make 17 as the new number there, and he is starting from here. (Not entirely sure, but i think their 17 guy is leaving as well, so anything is possible there. But yes, u r right about the 17 in here part. He wont be getting 8 here anyways since its kova's)...


manbites

Rip it up Saul.


chirosen21

Woah is that how every footballer's knees look like?


lovepeacecalm

Oh wtf


ab1et0n

Chelsea once again has me questioning my sexuality


Blobbyblob92

Hope he settles in nicely and gets to show his best sides for us! Seems like the lad has had a few hiccups these past two years! he’s probably just as hopeful as we are that Chelsea will reignite him! Welcome to the blue family Saul!


Foxyboi14

He looks kinda robotic


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what number will he use? ​ ​ Also, what will happen with Barkley?


mysisterskepa

17 from what I’ve heard


manbites

He’s in the bar.


raymondliang

He can still go to Russia/Turkey etc. But I guess we’ll just use him for early cup games against weaker sides. Need to rest our main guys as much as possible.


cain62

This is a guy I rated extremely highly about half a decade ago but for some reason he’s fallen out of favor at club and country. Hope he can regain his form with us. I’m stoked to see him here


Cowdude179

We have another looker in our squad


ipodcharger

I don’t know why but he looks like chilly with a longer forehead


77user_down

Spanish giroud


prettymoffoka

Welcome 💙


Vlcis94

I think even if we lose some games our squad will be taking Ws from the female parts of the stands


RegressionToTheDream

I heard this guy was super handsome, and I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. Classic r/cfc to build up a player a bit too much as we're signing him... He's handsome, don't get me wrong, but the Giroud comparisons and RLC erasure has been too much imo.


AliHJ94

Would marry/10


vitucadrus

He's quality and gives us something we don't have at the moment. A midfielder who can score goals from outside the box. Jorginho, Kova and Kante don't really offer that service.


FilouBlanco

Shaved legs for extra speed!


stronghold87

The fact he is good mates with kepa concerns me too. This is terrible business in my book. I hope I am wrong but I dont see this bloke as even near the levels we require!


Moths_Are_Scary

Like why, I’d rather play RLC.


EcoSoco

RLC is not the same player anymore. People need to accept that his injury really changed him. You would really pass up on Saul for an out-of-form RLC? Strange take


manbites

He’s not really a no.6 he’s an 8 and we don’t play that system at the mo.


stronghold87

I am concerned by the amount of suspicious behaviour in this comment section. Us Chelsea lads aren’t like that. It’s either that or the majority of people commenting are women.


the-bricker

tbh I don't understand this loan, yes, he is a good player, but imo he is no better than Jorgi, Kante or Kova, and I don't think he is willing to play 20-25 games per season with us.


ExFavillaResurgemos

He's backup. And he hardly played at atletico, he'll probably get more game time with us, even with our stacked midfield.


the-bricker

Hardly? He played 41 games last season and 47 in 19/20.


ExFavillaResurgemos

What's that work out to in mins tho


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