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marlborohunnids

who the hell would choose the fallout world lol


locustzed

Same thing with GTA, almost hourly street gunfights that result in millions in damages.


NixaB345T

And if you die, it’s only a $5000 visit to the hospital


Feed_me_straws

Everyone outside of the US: “wow, that’s expensive.”


bloodycups

Everyone in the US wow that's cheap


[deleted]

But that’s just your deductible. You still have to pay your copay, monthly premium AND your coinsurance. I’m 40 something and I still have no fucking clue what any of this shit means


kallix1ede

Isn't that just normal american healthcare?


APEXAI17

? That’s cheaper than American healthcare.


Asteriaqs

It is 😭😭😭


ChairmanUzamaoki

I'd pay 5k to walk out of a hospital one day after taking 100 bullets and an RPG to the face to be fair.


Myth0logic

If you have the 5k, we could setup the 100 bullet and rpg part and can drop you off at a local hospital, the walking part is on you.


ChairmanUzamaoki

I want the GTA treatment homie, I'm paying 5k for next day perfect health, keep all my guns, and no arrest after a murder spree where tanks chased me.


racecarcarrace

Bruh


ssfbob

Hey, revivify spells aren't cheap!


Myth0logic

Revivify, iirc, is 300 gp diamond and a 3rd-level spellslot.


GodOfSEO

It's because GTA was originally made in Scotland, and Brits way underguessed how much it really costs.


Arg3nt

$5000 for near death? Nah, that covers the ambulance ride, a few Tylenol, and maybe a cup of water to take them with.


jointheredditarmy

As long as you’re a sunglasses guy seems like a pretty good deal


eddiewolfgang

👕


Sronzer

GTA is one of the better ones. You only have to deal with hourly street gunfights if you end up in GTA Online. You could just do taxi missions until you purchase 1 of the properties, buy a good house and live a life of luxury. Hard work pays off in GTAV unlike in real life.


disrupter87

But then even just a loaf of bread would be about 27 grand, going by the Rockstar economy. Man cannot live on P's and Q's alone.


SatyrAngel

Or Skyrim, imagine going to pick herbs and fruits to the forest and some bored dragonborn kills you because reasons. The best one is Pokemon, i guess.


HarryPopperSC

Yeh the worst thing you'd have to deal with in pokemon is a snorlax blocking your road to the city.


Swistiannt

Yes but then you could just climb over things as there wouldn't be game mechanics in "real life"


Blackheart1020

Unless ur in arceus where the Pokémon attack u


largePenisLover

A world where hordes of 10 year olds roam the world armed with Eldritch beings of mass destruction. Yeah, no, I'll take the super mutants instead, much safer.


arjames13

Skyrim is still second out of all of these. The rest would be hell.


JusticeRain5

Eh, in Minecraft you could probably at least survive well enough (assuming you had the same powers as Steve) by making a nice house. The problem after that would be figuring out how to keep yourself sane, assuming you're in single-player and can't build anything that doesn't exist in-game.


Para_Boo

Also, if you'ee not on hardcore, you'll truly live there forever. No matter what you do, you'll just respawn if you die. You're trapped on your own, for all eternity.


kchuyamewtwo

Trapped in a village with neighbors who cant talk! And those greedy jerks wants to to trade their apples for god damn bazillion emeralds


CharlesTheMusketeer

At least in Minecraft it's a much, much larger world. There might not be anyone to talk to but there will sure as hell be places to go.


Elgatee

\*villager grunting disapprovingly\* Just because you didn't study the local language doesn't mean they don't speak. These poor villager treated like animals :'(


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Those noses and noises just get me going, just imagine what those nostrils do 🥵


[deleted]

The worlds pretty barren though.


[deleted]

Goodneighbour and friends with Hancock. Drugs, booze and KLEO


ValoTheBrute

Raiders, New Reno, Radiation Poisoning, Giant Mutant Animals and The Enclave


Shafandraniqua

sex with Hancock*


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Morning sunshine ❤


[deleted]

This is the way


LegitAgent8Bit

***Mandolorian theme plays***


[deleted]

Awwwooowooooooawooowoowoooooo


Not_TheMenInBlack

So long as I can quicksave and level up my perks, I’d choose the commonwealth 10 times out of 10


lxxTBonexxl

Alternatively being an npc in any of these games besides Pokémon would be horrible for the most part lmao


tmahfan117

was going to say this lol. Options are "Frozen Civil War", "Crime Violence", "Radioactive wastes", "death infested land", "Literally no one else with you forever alone in a hostile world", and "World so safe from violent crime we let kids run across countries on their own"


Chadiki

Don't forget global free Healthcare.


RexxZX

Idk, x&y was kinda wack with the whole world almost being destroyed. Not to mention there are random Pokemon that could just imprison your soul for fun


CharlesTheMusketeer

Yeah people are totally ignoring all the horrible shit Pokemon could do to you. Y'all clearly never read your dexs'.


-ImJustSaiyan-

I mean, there's an argument to be made that the dex entries are exaggerated bullshit, because there's shit like Magcargo being twice as hot as the surface of the sun.


Fskn

Hear me out Let's talk about Vaporeon...


hurtlingtooblivion

Nice little apartment in Veridian city. With a vaporeon lover. That's the good life.


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

Imagine having to stay standing still 24/7 somewhere along the MC path just so you can fight him with your shitty magikarp + metapod duo.


SilentBlade45

Not as bad as getting eaten by a dragon or eaten by a death claw or eaten by a zombie or blown the fuck up.


DiscipleOfToast

Idk, the npcs in breath of the wild seem to have it pretty easy.


GamEnthusiast

Most don't seem to worry about impending din doom that can be seen from almost anywhere


Grandpa_Utz

Well yeah thats just Hyrule castle! Been that way since grandpa was a boy, nothing to worry about. Have you seen my cuccos?


Stormchaserelite13

Idk. The botw npcs live pretty quite lives. Id go up to the research lab to work even. Seems like it would be hella fun.


Tearakan

Any world with quicksave enabled would be easy.


T-Reks-U

Until you get that autosave right as a death claw is about to eat your face, then your life becomes an eternal hell of death repeating


MrShneakyShnake

I would choose Fallout before Gta. At least I know what to expect from Fallout. Gta is either a normal day or gang fights on flying motorcycles.


catfartzz

Assuming you’re not the main character? Obviously Pokémon world. The rest are absolute nightmares, not to say absolutely nothing ever goes wrong in Pokémon world or whatever but like I’m not trying to get eaten by a radioactive zombie or chased down by a giant bc I looked at his cow wrong or slammed into by some maniac on meth that can just hide behind a dumpster for 30 seconds and the cops forget it ever happened. LoZ world? Monsters literally come back from the dead every 7 days no matter what you do and there’s a giant magical man boar that wants to consume the world and you have to just hope that some half naked fem weebo will save the day? Like Minecraft would be ok I guess but if you don’t have a whole ass self sustaining fortress built in the first 3 days you’re not making it, and even then you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean. No thanks. I’ll take my semi sentient pets that can do magic and fuck off to a random cave and if anyone ever shows up we fight and then for some reason are forced to give me money ***Edit: thanks peeps didn’t expect the blow up***


WillArrr

This is the correct answer. The topic just asked which world you would want to live in. It said nothing about being the hero/being special/having plot armor. So you have to pick based on the assumption that you are just a random-ass person in the world. And with that assumption, Pokemon is BY FAR the best option.


TheSenileTomato

Same, my tomato ass wouldn’t last a day in Fallout, not with centaur, raiders, radiation, god knows what, and having to eat irradiated food for the rest of my life. GTA, I’m in the crossfire of whatever schemes are taking place that day. BOTW, sure it’s nice, but guardians and immortal Ganon who’ll just show up in the next century after Link takes care of him that quarterly. Skyrim, Same as Fallout. Giants, dragons, vampires, not something I’m looking forward to dealing with. Edited: Minecraft, you have to have your head on a swivel because of the creepers, skeletons, so forth and hope to god you don’t cross eyes with one of the creatures that can teleport you anywhere, even to your death. Ergo, Pokemon. At least with Pokemon, my odds of survival are decent, and I don’t have to worry about being sent to space by a club to the face, irradiated until I gain another arm, blown up by a rocket launcher because someone wanted someone in front of me dead, or risking another calamity because Ganon’s gonna Ganon.


bgldesigns

I mean honestly BotW would be fine as long as your not born into the exact time that Gabon decides to destroy the world. We have almost the same thing going in our reality. Every once in awhile some dipshit decides that everything would be better if they ruled over everything. For the most part between the bad times BotW would be a really peaceful and magical place to live. Super chill and lots of amazing places and treasure chests to rummage through, plus all the money just hiding everywhere that no one seems to notice.


graou13

Pretty sure people know about the money in pots and chest but don't wanna anger the screaming half-deity destroying monsters left and right


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

They know about it because that's where they hide it from thieves! Everyone's stealing everything up in here!


spinner198

Enderman can’t teleport the player. Only themselves. If living in Minecraft worked the same as playing Minecraft it wouldn’t be too bad. Built a dirt cube and plant a few seeds and that’s all the food/shelter you’ll ever need. Then you can slowly work your way up to a massive luxurious superbase or something. Only problem would be if you are alone with nothing but wolves, cats and villagers to keep you company. Now, if I could bring another person in there with me... preferably of the opposite sex... that would be pretty alright. But ya Pokémon world is still the obvious choice by a country mile.


nevertakemeserious

If you're not guaranteed to be the main character, you could also end up a villager in minecraft. Meaning your life would just consist of going "hmmm" the entire day and selling three haybails for seven emerals, making you the most miserable, lowlie lifeform in every concieveable reality... A scalper


HeartofyourDimentia

Yeah even tho pokemon lore is pretty fucked up lol Edit: since people keep asking, [the Pokédex entries](https://gamerant.com/10-horrifying-pokedex-entries-across-pokemon-games/amp/) are what I’m referring to


Its0nlyRocketScience

Just treat it like Australia and you should be fine


SharksAway11019

Ehh but still it’s not as fricked up as fallout


HeartofyourDimentia

Yeah in terms of being somewhat civilized and not randomly dying as a random person it’s definitely your best bet


MFCloudBreaker

I was fully aboard the Minecraft train until - >you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean. Yeah Pokemons the right answer.


tehfly

Wth? NEVER DIG DOWN is like one the primary rules of the world. In a world like Minecraft it's right up there with sitting on the tree branch you're sawing off. In regards to Minecraft the "as a player or NPC" becomes the most essential question. As a player I would love to live in a Minecraft world, but **as an NPC or Villager**, the scenario is beyond nightmarish. The only time time flows is whenever a PC is nearby and in addition - there's 50% chance they'll kill or kidnap you - if a PC kidnaps you, there's a significant chance you'll be locked inside a breeding chamber with only one reason to keep you alive - if it's night time, there's a 10% chance *they cause* a Zombie siege at midnight - the PC may or may not cause a Raid - entirely random from our view - your only means of attack is to gather some NPC friends and hope to be able to summon an iron golem to defend you - but that also hinges on you all having slept (or you having enough friends) - they choose your profession for you and if they don't like your trades they'll either keep taunting you with a workstation, bring in a Zombie to kill you, or both The Villager Experience is one built of nightmares. But **if we're a PC**, then the world is our oyster.


jbiehler

Thats like astroneer, digging down you WILL fall though into a cavern where you will lose oxygen and power if you didnt die from the impact alone.


ScoobyDeezy

The Minecraft world is full of zombies and parallel nightmare dimensions - not to mention dudes who can punch down a tree with their bare fists. We don’t go to ~~Ravenholm~~ Minecraft.


fatgesus

I always wondered whether losers in Pokemon battles give money by etiquette, or if there’s an unspoken threat of beating the shit out of them with your four-armed bodybuilder if they don’t


MasterBeeble

The etiquette developed as a response to the implicit threat, providing a standardized and peaceful resolution.


SophtSurv

It’s the *implication*.


Ninja_Destroyer_

Pass the blunt yo


Craigzor666

Don't trust someone who can't survive 3 days in minecraft


Eidcul

Pick up 64 cubic meters of stone with one hand and get back to us


Undeity

To be fair, I seriously doubt the Pokémon world is nearly as safe as it is depicted in the media. Death by wild pokemon is bound to be insanely common, and some of them can even eat your soul!


HaikusfromBuddha

Death by Pokémon is literally just death by animals. Just don’t fuck with them. Live in some peaceful town and live a mondane life with your magic pet. Also dog fights are legal in the Pokémon world right? Isn’t that what Pokémon battles are. That’s probably the worst thing of that world. And maybe god Pokémon that could destroy the universe but hey some thirteen year old kid usually saves the day.


Undeity

While I'm normally a proponent for the immorality of pokemon battles, this scenario has lead me to realize that the practice might have arisen precisely because humans are otherwise powerless against these overwhelmingly common superpowered creatures. It's essentially a variation of a warrior culture, where people are encouraged to capture and hone pokemon to the best of their ability, for protection. Without it, society is at the utter mercy of an ecosystem in which even the smallest squirrel can casually kill you in countless different ways. *Edit: Anyone who's ever had a nut thrown at them by a squirrel knows that those little guys can hold grudges for even the smallest perceived slights. Now, imagine if that squirrel moved into your attic, and that nut was a bolt of lightning.*


autorazr

That’s established by the most recent Pokémon game taking place in the past on a continent that is undeveloped. All the NPCs are terrified of Pokémon and the player is working to prove that Pokémon and humans can co exist peacefully by catching and studying them. They even establish battling as a thing that doesn’t really happen often yet as most people don’t keep and live with Pokémon yet. It’s pretty neat.


ICameToUpdoot

On the topic of superpowered creatures in Pokemon: My favorite Pokemon theory is that the Pokedex is so weird and full of overpowered and physics defying pokemon because all the professors sent out 10 year olds to gather the data. So it might not be as bad as some of the information (like some of the fire Pokemon being hotter than the surf6of the sun) might make it out to be, haha.


wasmic

I'm pretty sure that the Pokedex entries are mainly bullshit. They're extremely inconsistent and sound exactly like something a ten-year-old easily excitable pokemon trainer would write. Most of those crazy facts are also never mentioned anywhere else in the game world, despite seeming like something that should be pretty relevant at times.


Xevious_Red

Depends if world physics apply or not. Like in the games/cartoons people can survive being hit with thousands of volts, get a flame thrower to the face etc and not suffer more that looking frazzled/charred for a few seconds


MuadDib_97

You should write ads for the next Breath of the Wild


twayne44

Pokémon


Rated-E-For-Erik

Pokemon seems the safest choice


KamoyLovrstar

Plus you have you little companions


jfa03

I can hardly train my dog. I don’t expect to have much more luck with a charmander.


cinnamoon_sweet

Pokemons have human understanding. I'd say you'd be lucky


DylanNotDillan

And if they don't.... pull out the garden hose Say bye bye charmeleon


Fraun_Pollen

Only for it to be revealed at the last second that this is the secret generation 47 way to evolve Charmeleon to Charking, who is a fire AND water type.


Moose_Cake

It's just Charizard with Slowking's Shellder hat.


DylanNotDillan

Yes


AnotherCupofJo

Charmeleon is when you start having problems, don't let him evolve


jfa03

I doubt I would survive that long, but thanks for the advice.


Icy_Expression_7124

Ohh, I was able to teach my dog to open doors, would it be any good ?


jfa03

Not bad, but would you trust your dog with a flamethrower?


SnooConfections4719

And did you know in some specific terms, Vaporeon.......


plataeng

is the coolest eeveelution out there :) He's literally a seal dog thingy


HAVOK121121

Oh my sweet summer child…


kaycee1992

The pokemon world is literally a utopia. Plus a 0% murder rate (somebody prove me wrong)


MadnessAndRage

The Pokémon Manga can get pretty fucking hard-core. Some of those entries in the pokedex are legit nasty.


cylemmulo

Honestly feel like anyone who picks something outside of Pokémon is kinda psycho


Aust-SuggestedName

Even if other things didn't suck, it's the only one with internet. What would I even do with my time in the others?


IntroductionCheap325

Plot twist: It's the hisuian region


Muumin_kun

*chuckles* I'm in danger


kmed1717

Obviously Pokémon. It’s at least civilized lol


blond-max

no homelessness, no inflation, food abundant, shelter and welcoming people everywhere, and you faint + magic teleport to nearest town instead of dying (unless it's the magic storybeat, for which you can play the odds)


kaycee1992

And nobody has to go to work. r/antiwork dream come true.


BigJDC2015

Officer Jenny(s) and nurse Joy(s) would like a word


kaycee1992

According to studies, about 99% of Kanto jobs will be done by pokemon by 2040.


CrossP

Snorlax would like a word.


Tyrren

In a world where people don't *have* to work, seems likely many would still choose to, motivated either by increased access to luxuries or a desire for personal fulfillment. They would probably work fewer hours than people do now, and in substantially better conditions.


BigJDC2015

True


ron_sheeran

>no inflation Bruh bikes are more expensive than magical spheres that capture creatures of course theres inflation.


Brewchowskies

You already live in fallout if you’re from Detroit.


lilnav851

_Can't have shit in Detroit_


yolo_mcswag27

Also, GTA.


unusual_sneeuw

Let's see, mideval times? Nope, normal los Angeles? Nope, a post nuclear wasteland? Nope, a world on the brink of destruction with technology equivalent to mideval times? Nope, a world made from cubes that has monsters that wish to kill me and requires me to survive on my own? Nope, a normal civilized society with some cute animals that are all able to be domesticated and the worst of my worries is if someone will steal my pet from me? Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me.


WOKLACE134

>Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me. Oh fuck I was leaning more on Minecraft but then you said this, now I'm sold and I'm gonna fuck Gardevoir


DrDunsparce

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G_Affect

Unlimited lives in normal LA? Then yes


Rallipappa

Sounds like hell.


Guitardaddyy

This is it officer, come get this man


TheLurkingMenace

Not merely "normal Los Angeles ," but a version of Los Angeles where every neighborhood features a gang war.


salted_kinase

A version of los angeles where methed up mute maniacs that carry a whole military arsenal in their back pockets have regular shootouts and might just blow you and your car up for shits and giggles.


Fireeyes510

Some would say Los Angeles and a post nuclear wasteland are one and the same


TurboFork

But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns! Exactly, you're in LA.


AnonNumber3

Los Santos vs the Boneyard. What’s the worst incarnation of LA?


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Insert vaporeon copy pasty Please don’t kill me because I can’t spell it’s name


xenoz2020

Damn, I love Skyrim but the world of Pokemon is just so cozy.


Jzmxhu

Yeah you can just have a paceful Life doing what you love. Unlike the other games and real life.


977888

This triggered my existential dread


RakketyTamFR

you love skyrim until u need to take a shit and realize that they don't have toilets


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

Okay but do you get to the cloud district very often?


RyuForce

Ah what are you saying, of course he don't.


SpaceHawk98W

Since we're already live in a world similar to GTA, maybe Pokémin world? I don't want to live in a world under fear of getting murdered out of no where


Minecraft_Kid_99

gta has cheap hookers though


bobux-man

but pokemon has dittos


Minecraft_Kid_99

oh lord…


SnooConfections4719

Dittos are cheaper


Helpmypcded

Pokemon has Vaporeon


Pesime

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


CykaBlyat1000

What the actual fuck did I just read... if anyone knows how to erase memories please tell!


plasmaticmink25

Real life has cheap hookers


Bormahu-3-

Modded skyrim so I could torment alduin with my boob physics and bikin armors


TheProperDave

You say modded Skyrim and all I immediately think of is the Thomas mods. :o


bosozokulove

Are you bimbozilla?


Djturnt

This guy fucks


Aphela

Pokemon, nobody really dies, got your own servants that will never abandon you... Is this even a choice?


HeartofyourDimentia

In game no one really dies, lore pokemons pretty fucked


SnooConfections4719

If noone dies, then how do we have ghosts?


HeartofyourDimentia

I mean during the game, obviously people have died before lol. Lavender town is a whole thing


Dumeck

Pokémon ghosts are usually souls of dead children or fuck with children in some way so if you’re an adult your good. Just don’t hold a driftbloom


foxy_anonimus

Skyrim knowing the right potions you can make an armor and weapons than make you a indestructible God.


Dante_Stormwind

Not a big Pokemon fan, but you know, thats the only one where you won't be murdered pretty violently. So i ofk i will choose... Skyrim. Cuz im dumb.


Morri___

I already have my entire skyrim life picked out. I will become the new gourmet!


KageHanta39

My realistic answer is Pokémon because I'm less likely to die but my actual answer is Elder Scrolls.


Legitimate_Bit_9354

Pokemon easy as long it not legends Arceus lol


mundermowan

Legend of Parisect going to fuck you up


TacoManifesto

If I’m the Dragonborn I’d go skyrim ya, except I’d leave skyrim itself and go to Cyrodiil


notcoolbrahdamn

bruh if you go beyond the borders youll fall off the map


chilled_purple

If you just left then alduin would literally eat the world.


Monsoon1029

Let’s see we have fantasy world where I can be eaten by various monsters and/or stabbed by bandits at any given moment. An infinitely shittier and crime riddled version of the world I already live in. 3 different flavors of post apocalyptic hellscape. And a semi-utopian society based around training and raising adorable mythical creatures. Gee I just can’t decide.


BattleHardened

Minecraft is the only one of these that you can effectively write SEND HELP at spawn to let others know you are trapped there.


Encryptid

There's no one coming.


AdamMellor

There’s always herobrine. Or maybe you become herobrine…


Wirecreate

Become Herobrine cool I can use my glowing eyes to read at night or mine without the need for a headlamp


sundaysketchsessions

BoTW because I'd be a way better cook. every meal can be made by throwing a bunch of shit in a crock pot


HamStapledToTrees

it’d be fun if you live in one of the villages and who says link hasn’t or is going to kill ganon already


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Professional69420

If it’s game physics then why not? Do a couple quest and buy yourself a house and adopt a child, hire a bard marry lydia and possibly become a werewolf. Simple life


SecureCross

“Life hacks” with Skyrim? Yes. This is my choice.


FuriouslyListening

Does the real life Skyrim world have the alchemy enchantment loop? Cause I've always wanted to be a god...


hypowebb

fallout because i wanna join the bos


Balin13

GTA might be the best one. Standard California life. Could be in Tech, Food Service, etc. Just live a regular life lol. Doesn't say you have to be a protagonist or in that circle lol


UndeadDucky27

Plus, you can respawn. 🤷


halfbutwhole

And go passive mode.


Brilliant-Ad-5414

Who in their right mind is not choosing Pokémon?


uhyuh0630

Elder scrolls obviously.


[deleted]

Oh yeah gonna bring a mammoth tusk to Ysolda, the rest is history.


mariocova3

Ayy ysolda gang!


chiruhimself

That geometric booty be wildin


Irae37

About damn time I found this comment. As practical as it is not to live in Medieval ages, a Fantasy world is better than the rest. You could become a great hero, or a not so great hero, or a villian. Or a powerful villain. Whatever. Magic is not only awesome, but practical, and POWERFUL. Dragons would suck, as well as the more powerful Daedra. But...magic can be learned so, yeah. Did I mention magic?


lexyp29

it's weird how people call it medieval ages when there's several populations like the dwemer (now extinct) and the aldmer who have very advanced technology/magic. Just because Skyrim is a shithole it doesn't mean that the rest of tamriel is


_Allaccordingtoplan

Unlimited cabbage and cheese wheels


saikyan

I mean the food always looks really good, so at least there’s that.


Nateiums

Breath of the Wild. One million percent BotW.


Synth_Savage

Question: can mods be involved in the worlds?


Revonin

*unzips* Pokemon world, here we go!


CapyKing_

Yo what


ImPhantomic

Don't say that you wouldn't want to smash Lopunny, because neither would I... Ok, maybe I would


Arctichack

Pokémon because it's the only world without incredible monsters and guys that kill you as soon as you turn your back


EscoJackal

Anyone who doesn't pick Pokémon is just fundamentally incorrect


BoyWithAStrangeName

If you're not the main character everything except Pokemon is suicide.