T O P

You are transformed into your username. What are you?

You are transformed into your username. What are you?

extracrispyoriginal

Chicken. I am chicken.


FrostedDonutHole

You're delicious like me?


extracrispyoriginal

In Canada we call you a Timbit. And yes, you are glorious.


waitingforthepeak

nice i’m UK and they opened their first tim hortons in my city recently, some interesting stuff in there


pretty-ok-username

As a Canadian, I’m double double intrigued by what items you think are interesting


MSP_4A_ROX

As a Canadian, I see what you did there.


hangry_often

Y'all are pissing me off


benevolentdonut

I'm even more delicious than you


ChunkyDonutMeat

Better than me...


ItsChickenMan

Lies deception


MaacNcheesy

And I’m the side dish


bbqtenders

same here lol


Literally_a_guy

Nothing really changed lol


Whiteguyphil

Same here


IamshortbutIamok

I'm still ok


youngpotatofucker

Same here


EmotionalPotatoess

Please no, I’m too emotional for this


Fanamatakecick

Hopefully they go easy on you


NysonEasy

I will


moorealex412

r/beetlejuicing


LordOfAllPopTarts

r/holup


Snake_fairyofReddit

Your majesty, the chocolate poptarts are requesting an audience with you.


LordOfAllPopTarts

Those... brown cretins? Pfft no thank you. They can live in the bin where they belong. Give me the superior white and pink strawberry pop tarts


sleepybear5000

Lmao imagine being racist but with pop tarts Also, brown sugar and cinnamon is the superior pop tart


Snake_fairyofReddit

I love how this is poptarts yet your response was satirical and provides social commentary on how POC are ignored and wyt people are adored/get attention.


LordOfAllPopTarts

Thank you. I felt really good writing it. (Not because of the implied racism but because of the reflection of the absurdity when in actuality we’re all made the same just outsides and personalities are different)


godzillahavinastroke

I'm not ok.


kindaboth

Umm


Trick_Enthusiasm

Hmm


xblindguardianx

WHO SAID THAT?!


I_am_Bob

I am what I am


HornyBrownLad

Ditto.


Fanamatakecick

Happy Cake Day


youraveragejabroni

Still feeling average


imalwaysthatoneguy69

You know just some guy


CousinFuckerFromCali

Me three!


TheOnlyAnastazja

r/sweethomealabama


Fanamatakecick

r/sweethomecalifornia


hentai_potato

Yup nothing changed for me either


FuturePseudonym

I have questions


hentai_potato

I have answers, state your questions.


JomoGaming2

I have questions, too. First: Why? Second: have you met a certain user named u/youngpotatofucker?


QuincyThePinballer

Same here. I'm just a guy playing pinball.


smashingher

What would "figuratively a guy" mean though?


phoenixsphinxx

this is honestly hilarious for no reason 😂


yourereallynotreal

Non existent!? A figment of your imagination!?


barelyreal69

If you add us together we’re most Redditors sex lives


alienpussy69

Please stop attacking me


LipGetsStuckOnMyTeef

Damn it. I just gave away my free wholesome award too.


nosetooth

My fate is not an awfully good one


TheOrphanFucker

are you sure?


nosetooth

Positive if your type try to be mine


_H0UND_

You sir goin to jail


AmNotSatan

Not if he waited until the orphan was at the age of consent. You don't stop being an orphan just because you turn 18.


A_Username528

One question, your name is AmNotSatan right? If you turn into your username would anything change?


AmNotSatan

Maybe


7eggert

It's good for opening egg shells though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg\_tooth


LiteralGlass

oh so this is how glass is made


waterglassisclear

Seems like it.


Big_yikes_00

So many literal usernames I wasn’t aware of lol


Snake_fairyofReddit

Hahah i think everyone said your username after reading this question so you became all of us


Pro-Blooded

Yeah, they sacrafice humans and grind them down into thin layers of skin and polish it to give it the see-through look.


ObiOneNobody

Nobody but in Star Wars


Manda_lorian39

I’ll see you there. This is the way.


AllTheSith

I have been looking for some droids


I_AM_IRONMAN__

I am Ironman 🌠


Gryfon99

Dooo dooo do do do Doodoodoodoodoodoodoo do do do I tried °_°


AlphaWolf13MS

I'm glad you invested the time to type out the correct number of Doo's.


TheRealSlyde

Have you lost your mind?


mr3bran

Can you see or are you blind?


Metalfan1994

Can you walk at all?


Great_Gox

Or if you move, will you fall?


Byan_Beynolds

*Snaps fingers*


PM_ME-YOUR-BEST-NUDE

Someone who gets arrested for indecent exposure, probably…


Jayseemslike

did you ever receive nudes?


tHottogRotto

I would also like to know the answer to this question


dreams_i_have

Me too...


GP-NC

Me three


AlarmingSeaweed7

Dot...


Emlikestospillthetea

Same here


not-a-computer-virus

Well?


DesertTiger26

In case he hasn’t, I’ll send him somebody else’s dick pic


PotatoSlayr1

How nice of you


Acceptable-Piccolo25

Charity


[deleted]

A clever girl.


AtomicTemplar

With your nails done.


WaterWolf423

I imagine time traveling and just seeing a raptor with giant acrylic nails. Thank you? No. No thank you. No. Fuck you.


AtomicTemplar

Just imagine it has hair curlers on as well.


JoeTheCockroach

i become an unkillable monster


MaverickTimeLord

That’s Kafkaesque, man.


L_M030303

Named joe


TriggeredSnake

I’m a very angry Burmese python! 😡


CrazySnekGirl

I think we'd be friends!


TriggeredSnake

Perfect


Unbekxnnte_

Angy snek


The_Mlp_Artist2008

Or bushmaster. They have been known to chase people. Also very large and venomous


Potatokun04

A fucking potato with a schlong


PotatoSlayr1

Hi


Potatokun04

Oh fuck.


potatocarlos

One potato weak many potato strong


Potatokun04

Potatoes strong together.


Unbekxnnte_

And edgy hair


depression_potato

At least you have a schlong.....


TheOrphanFucker

well hi...


necrowuv

Hi, I'd like to know more about the orphan's parents...


GenuineQuestionss

The orphans probably would too.


PoppyLove2007

Don’t go near my friend Suzie


Fricking_your_mom

Oh hello


ChildYeeter42

Good day


Kid_fucker

Oh hi don’t mind me


FlossMan18

A shit super hero


pointlessman

At least you can dance and clean people's teeth!


king_dirt000

the dancing makes enemies' eyes bleed and you clean their teeth so hard their gums bleed and then they die of blood loss


Satansdogsturtle

Well


AtomicTemplar

Hell turtle.


Hamil-ham_McMarvel

Hurtle


king_dirt000

turdle


A_Bit_Drunk

Nothing changes.


Dehydration9986552

Hi, fellow fellows!


devagrawal09

I'm concerned for you my friend, drink some water


Undrunkable

Same…


Electricalsquid

never seen one before an electrical squid


skwirrelnut

Sounds like a good sextoy name


Wonder_Boy04

Bad dragon probably has one lmao


Quesadiaz42

Wonder Boy! What are the secrets of your powers?!


Wonder_Boy04

I can manifest copious amounts of wonder bread in an instant


oxford__llama

A British llama


EnglishPeanut

Could be worse


satanslittl3sist3r

Satans little sister


diablo2488

I always wanted a sister


satanslittl3sist3r

Hello :)


SchalkLBI

What are you doing step-devil?


WarColonel

I had no idea I needed the laugh you just provided.


wesborobaptistchurch

I reject your big brother


didi_0920

Im a chinese brother or an indian sister appearantly.


derangedsweetheart

Step didi


Objective_JinxIt

What are you doing step didi?


a_green_apple

Or Dexter's sister. What was your username originally supposed to mean?


[deleted]

oh crap


AllYouNeedIsAPenguin

Well, no crap actually


The_Mlp_Artist2008

No pun intended


Space_Bear27

I will go where no bear has ever gone before


AtomicTemplar

What about Desmond the moon bear from asdf?


[deleted]

DEEESMOND THE MOON BEAR.


king_dirt000

how did I get here


freakydrew

I'll just be me


_Dont_give_a_fuck_

I ain't giving a fuck


FranticBronchitis

The distilled essence of some really pissed asthmatic kid


PBAuser102

At least it’s frantic


AtomicTemplar

HMMM


terrapintootsies

turtle feet!


painfully--average

Pretty much the same. Maybe even a little better


1987-Ford-Aerostar

A shitty mini van


peon2

Work Work Zug Zug Be Happy to! Something need doing? Okie Dokie


AlarmingSeaweed7

Me not that kind of orc!


thatuseristakenWHY

Nameless :(


Unbekxnnte_

Kinda feel ya (Translates to unknxwn in english)


Plant_in_a_jar

Help, I’m trapped


dreams_i_have

Don't worry you'll grow out of it *pats*


WeLooveFortnite

the weird cousin who asks you to play on your phone.


MEMEZZ125

You got games on your phone


thiccslabofmeat

A tasty snack I guess 😋


Assholecasserole2

Dinner! Or breakfast


Sauron_75

Someone get me that damn ring


AllTheSith

Look, I send some tie fighters to find the ring, and you go hunt the Jedi fot me


ShadyMerchant92

A drug dealer, pimp or a car salesman


Magic_Fetus56

Nah you just sold me a gremlin.


OSHA-shrugged

Worlds worst safety coordinator.


sunsandmoses

Father of 3 religions


Damn_yousuck

Sorry for the guy at the receiving end


InvaderMiz69

A female version of Invader Zim. I'm down!


JustAnAskRedditGuy

Just An r/AskReddit Guy


Dan_ErwinSmith

Me+ Erwin Smith


StarkStart

Commander?!


Dan_ErwinSmith

Yessir


Surly_Ben

Exact fucking same. Now mind your own goddamned business.


Treeflower77

Oh, NO! _ACHOO_ Where’s my Claritin!?!


hamcharonstyx

^NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO


LarryTheLobster_1

A talking Lobster on steroids.


SuspectNumber6

A possible perpetrator.... you 6 chances to find out...


Shadoboy07

Wait, I'm already a black man.


Sci-Pie64

A cybernetically enhanced, slice of pie. Gave up trying to imagine.


mellow_1027

My cat


thenothing-

Nothing :D


peacefull_death

Am I the reaper? Maybe I'm just a happy corpse?


heystob_it

A stop sign


FacepalmNation

The USA


zetazen

The sixth zen


FalsePainter

What do I do?


diablo2488

You paint really good fake paintings


AtomicTemplar

Not to mention they sell them on Etsy.


FatalityBySnuSnu

Well....


HusbandOf5

A cheating bastard?!


Asok_the_Intern

An extremely intelligent but despondent intern from India in an office environment surrounded by lifeless cubicle [email protected]


ThatOneClod

Yellow Diamond


elGreenNebula

r/unexpectedstevenuniverse


DemonKnightTartarus

A demon with a set of core values who hails from the deepest part of Greek Mythological Hell??


an-alt-for-me

An alternate version of myself...for myself. I guess?


Toxicity5675

How useful. You could have one go to school while you do nothing at home. Assuming they listen to what you say, of course.


Toxicity5675

Nuclear power plant. At least I can do some good