You are transformed into your username. What are you?
By - noobmaster69_is_loki
Chicken. I am chicken.
You're delicious like me?
In Canada we call you a Timbit. And yes, you are glorious.
nice i’m UK and they opened their first tim hortons in my city recently, some interesting stuff in there
As a Canadian, I’m double double intrigued by what items you think are interesting
As a Canadian, I see what you did there.
Y'all are pissing me off
I'm even more delicious than you
Better than me...
And I’m the side dish
same here lol
Nothing really changed lol
I'm still ok
Please no, I’m too emotional for this
Hopefully they go easy on you
Your majesty, the chocolate poptarts are requesting an audience with you.
Those... brown cretins? Pfft no thank you. They can live in the bin where they belong. Give me the superior white and pink strawberry pop tarts
Lmao imagine being racist but with pop tarts
Also, brown sugar and cinnamon is the superior pop tart
I love how this is poptarts yet your response was satirical and provides social commentary on how POC are ignored and wyt people are adored/get attention.
Thank you. I felt really good writing it. (Not because of the implied racism but because of the reflection of the absurdity when in actuality we’re all made the same just outsides and personalities are different)
I'm not ok.
WHO SAID THAT?!
I am what I am
Happy Cake Day
Still feeling average
You know just some guy
Yup nothing changed for me either
I have questions
I have answers, state your questions.
I have questions, too. First: Why?
Second: have you met a certain user named u/youngpotatofucker?
Same here. I'm just a guy playing pinball.
What would "figuratively a guy" mean though?
this is honestly hilarious for no reason 😂
A figment of your imagination!?
If you add us together we’re most Redditors sex lives
Please stop attacking me
Damn it. I just gave away my free wholesome award too.
My fate is not an awfully good one
are you sure?
Positive if your type try to be mine
You sir goin to jail
Not if he waited until the orphan was at the age of consent.
You don't stop being an orphan just because you turn 18.
One question, your name is AmNotSatan right? If you turn into your username would anything change?
It's good for opening egg shells though.
oh so this is how glass is made
Seems like it.
So many literal usernames I wasn’t aware of lol
Hahah i think everyone said your username after reading this question so you became all of us
Yeah, they sacrafice humans and grind them down into thin layers of skin and polish it to give it the see-through look.
Nobody but in Star Wars
I’ll see you there.
This is the way.
I have been looking for some droids
I am Ironman 🌠
Dooo dooo do do do
Doodoodoodoodoodoodoo do do do
I tried °_°
I'm glad you invested the time to type out the correct number of Doo's.
Have you lost your mind?
Can you see or are you blind?
Can you walk at all?
Or if you move, will you fall?
Someone who gets arrested for indecent exposure, probably…
did you ever receive nudes?
I would also like to know the answer to this question
In case he hasn’t, I’ll send him somebody else’s dick pic
How nice of you
A clever girl.
With your nails done.
I imagine time traveling and just seeing a raptor with giant acrylic nails. Thank you? No. No thank you. No. Fuck you.
Just imagine it has hair curlers on as well.
i become an unkillable monster
That’s Kafkaesque, man.
I’m a very angry Burmese python! 😡
I think we'd be friends!
Or bushmaster. They have been known to chase people. Also very large and venomous
A fucking potato with a schlong
One potato weak many potato strong
Potatoes strong together.
And edgy hair
At least you have a schlong.....
Hi, I'd like to know more about the orphan's parents...
The orphans probably would too.
Don’t go near my friend Suzie
Oh hi don’t mind me
A shit super hero
At least you can dance and clean people's teeth!
the dancing makes enemies' eyes bleed and you clean their teeth so hard their gums bleed and then they die of blood loss
Hi, fellow fellows!
I'm concerned for you my friend, drink some water
never seen one before an electrical squid
Sounds like a good sextoy name
Bad dragon probably has one lmao
Wonder Boy! What are the secrets of your powers?!
I can manifest copious amounts of wonder bread in an instant
A British llama
Could be worse
Satans little sister
I always wanted a sister
What are you doing step-devil?
I had no idea I needed the laugh you just provided.
I reject your big brother
Im a chinese brother or an indian sister appearantly.
What are you doing step didi?
Or Dexter's sister.
What was your username originally supposed to mean?
Well, no crap actually
No pun intended
I will go where no bear has ever gone before
What about Desmond the moon bear from asdf?
DEEESMOND THE MOON BEAR.
how did I get here
I'll just be me
I ain't giving a fuck
The distilled essence of some really pissed asthmatic kid
At least it’s frantic
Pretty much the same. Maybe even a little better
A shitty mini van
Be Happy to!
Something need doing?
Me not that kind of orc!
Kinda feel ya (Translates to unknxwn in english)
Help, I’m trapped
Don't worry you'll grow out of it *pats*
the weird cousin who asks you to play on your phone.
You got games on your phone
A tasty snack I guess 😋
Dinner! Or breakfast
Someone get me that damn ring
Look, I send some tie fighters to find the ring, and you go hunt the Jedi fot me
A drug dealer, pimp or a car salesman
Nah you just sold me a gremlin.
Worlds worst safety coordinator.
Father of 3 religions
Sorry for the guy at the receiving end
A female version of Invader Zim. I'm down!
Just An r/AskReddit Guy
Me+ Erwin Smith
Exact fucking same. Now mind your own goddamned business.
Where’s my Claritin!?!
A talking Lobster on steroids.
A possible perpetrator.... you 6 chances to find out...
Wait, I'm already a black man.
A cybernetically enhanced, slice of pie.
Gave up trying to imagine.
Am I the reaper? Maybe I'm just a happy corpse?
A stop sign
The sixth zen
What do I do?
You paint really good fake paintings
Not to mention they sell them on Etsy.
A cheating bastard?!
An extremely intelligent but despondent intern from India in an office environment surrounded by lifeless cubicle [email protected]
A demon with a set of core values who hails from the deepest part of Greek Mythological Hell??
An alternate version of myself...for myself. I guess?
How useful. You could have one go to school while you do nothing at home. Assuming they listen to what you say, of course.
Nuclear power plant. At least I can do some good