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No1ofIntrst

I nominate str8aura just because


str8aura

to assassinate or be assassinated


No1ofIntrst

Sure (:


pterrorgrine

>username Grey man looking ass out here trying to pull off assassinations all innocuous


St_Louisball

To donate the money


Not-So-Serious-Sam

If you assassinate yourself, you can do both.


SnorkaSound

That is the question


NightmareChameleon

u/str8aura I also nominate you


Hummerous

one day I'll find the single worst string of words to ever colonize the human mind, but until then, I guess I'll keep doing this for free


rene_gader

not stopping till you reach supercritical bastard huh


fatalgift

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **preservesie** I'm response to the announcement of Post+, I've decided to announce my own premium service on Tumblr. I'm calling it Post- and here's how it works: For a one time fee of $1 I will permanently delete one of my posts. For $2.50 you can preemptively stop me from making a post. For $10 you can buy my silence for a month. And for $25 I will personally assassinate another Tumblr user. For $26 you get to choose how they die. --- **preservesie** It's come to my attention that my rates are pretty low and there is a concern that I will end up being hired to kill the entirety of Tumblr's userbase. I've heard your concerns and in response I've decided to change my price for taking out a hit. It now costs 25¢ to hire me to assassinate a Tumblr user of your choosing. --- **december-rains** Where's your ko-fi --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


ConkreetMonkey

I choose for them to die by being dragged behind a car sent to deliver a briefcase full of money to a hiding place only I know the location of. Cha-ching!


Tchrspest

Congrats on your suitcase of Venezuelan bolívar.


ConkreetMonkey

Eh, it’s cheaper than paying for toilet paper.


Tchrspest

Yeah, but it's one ply.


ConkreetMonkey

Just put a few bills back-to-back. It’s still cheaper. The whole briefcase probably wouldn’t get me a single square.


mol-tres

the "you can buy my silence for \_\_\_\_$/month" ~~meme~~ prophecy has finally come true!


mystericmoon

Wasn’t that like Real Didn’t she really say if someone paid her $8,000/month she would stop posting


Cool--Dude--69

I feel like it's super illegal to even offer to kill someone, even if it's obviously a joke. Like 1st amendment and all, but like OP should sleep with a loaded M1911A1 under their pillow for the black SUVs


Otherversian-Elite

I feel like they’re still keeping the price to choose the death method at $26


Pastykake

True! I didn't notice that; good observation.


DreadDiana

brb, ordering a hit on myself


VendettaSunsetta

Hold on let me go delete my tumblr account, gotta stay safe y’know


CocoaCali

Gotta go sign into mine to make sure it's still active.