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The latest in fish-walking technology

The latest in fish-walking technology

SerAaron

a fishion accessory


ToasterDirective

Suitable for the red carp-et


Dantes111

Reverse submarine.


Hummerous

aren't we all.


TheHiddenNinja6

It's just like they said. Supramarine.


Polenball

Carpsule


Varsia

It do be an easy and portable way to carry fish doe 😳😳


Polenball

Very effishient


Snoo63

We need to be on Fishguard for all these puns now.


Tchrspest

Please don't phrase this like an infomercial. All I can imagine is someone walking down the street, fumbling with a large fish.


Varsia

Are you tired of having to carry your fish by hand? Do they slip from your grasp too easily?


TopherGrace78

Fashion item


Brick_Fish

*Fishion


ShlomoCh

Fission ite-


CJGamr01

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Ardent_Tapire

Death Stranding 2


Infinite_Bananas

Fish Standing


KazukiARCH

"NGL this does offer all the benefits of a fish in a much more convenient package"


Cultural_Car

thought that was the actual reason and I was upset because moving your fish from container to container more often than you need to for cleaning is stressful to the fish and can kill it


clever_cuttlefish

I wish someone would carry me around in this.


Mail540

Huh when I did research on brook trout we just filled up a cooler with water and wheeled them to the swim tunnel


idiotplatypus

Every day we get closer to that guy from the Umbrella Academy


Mr_Oleg

fish man


idiotplatypus

That's Aquaman


s_in_progress

“Portable supramarine exploration device” r/brandnewsentence


MoonlightOnSunflower

Megamind’s minion is thrilled. He can now get in and out of events in a much more subtle manner


Sir_Llama_III

Fun fact: don't do this regularly it's the same as carrying a cat in a cage when walking outside


depressed_ass_03

you know i got that mf thang on me


suzellezus

You got that *fish scale*? Oh yeah


etherealparadox

fish purse


Quetzalbroatlus

Furse


beansforsatan

fish box


MID2462

Mystery goo


CabinKaiser69

I see you are a fellow small green man


MID2462

Haha yes I knew someone would get the reference


SpaceS4t4n

Mermaid Purse


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Fish launcher when


Byakuya_Toenail

Oxygen Destroyer


__Dystopian__

I get that this is a novel and interesting idea. However, I also can't help but imagine the level of stress this would place upon nearly any aquatic creature that had not had a decent level of training/pre-exposure to this device and being jostled and swung about while lacking any sort of place to escape to our hide....I honestly kinda feel bad for the fish.


pterrorgrine

Why did I read this as "the latest in fish-stealing technology"? Wishful thinking from my subconscious again, I suppose.


JakeOfAllTrades101

You can see the capsule is cut in half. Poor fish can't even turn around in there


techno156

The fact that there is a pressure gauge seems a bit concerning.


Hummerous

why?


techno156

The only use I could think of for something like that was if you wanted to compress the fish like the hydraulic press, which can't be healthy for the fish.


Hummerous

I was thinking it could adjust pressure depending on the fish's needs, or at least allow people to keep an eye on it Like how fish from deeper parts of the ocean might need to be kept at a comparatively higher pressure


techno156

That makes sense, although you then have to wonder how they would have got the fish in there in the first place.


Hummerous

Ocean → tank → reefcase Idk It sounds like one of those problems people would have had to solve pretty early on


Kiloku

I can't read anything in the gauge at all. Maybe it's measuring oxygen content in the water or something?


Chimney-head

This is my ideal aesthetic


CriticalSmoke

Got some reason they looked like sick skateboards to me