football players say the darndest things

football players say the darndest things


Personally, I believe football teams are just massive polycules.


*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- > **sketiana** > > football players say the damndest shit in interviews when asked about another player its like. oh yes my teammate? he is my everything. my soul and my bone marrow the warmth of my stomach. the apple of my eye the orchard of oranges in the shade of which i want to retire. my arms are limber for him my bed is cold when hes gone i turn to him to celebrate and cry and he wipes my tears like theyre holy on his thumbs like they hurt him than im hurt spilling them.  yes i do have a wife and four kids at home what do you mean --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


["I really like your moustache Fred. You are so attractive and sexy"](https://twitter.com/fredcaldeira/status/1363262404478525442?s=20) - Manchester City Football Club manager Pep Guardiola


Ok but where are you getting all these screenshots from the perspective of the poster




[That's just the Zlatan effect](https://cdn.soccerladuma.co.za/cms2/image_manager/uploads/News/222064/7/default.jpg)




[I'll just leave this here](https://youtu.be/Bfo01-SQkX8)


"...he wipes my tears like they're holy on his thumbs like they hurt him more than I'm hurt spilling them." I got to the end and had to reread it all because I knew that somewhere in there had been something actually beautiful. These read like Hozier lyrics.


If people could stop sexualizing perfectly fine male friendships that'd be great, thanks. Makes straight guys uncomfortable expressing friendship when it's all turned into a gay thing.