T O P

"are you kidding me"

"are you kidding me"

AryaDrottningu06

A friend at some point had a playlist called “songs that butter my eggroll”


Jane_motherofkittens

Did that rustle your jimmies?


fatalgift

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toychicraft

Rare steak


fatalgift

🥩🥩🥩


supersammy00

Are you saucing my sandwich?


Hummerous

~~would you like me to?~~


DiscipleofTzeentch

Is mayo a sauce? What about butter?


SomeonesAlt2357

Are you hamming my burgers?


Ike-edelic

Are you steaming my hams?


DarkMatterGoldfish

Are you fucking spiking my Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now?


startmyheart

Shrimping?


No1ofIntrst

Are you shrimping my fried rice?


The_Taco_Herself

please look up shrimping non urban dictionary and then look back at your post. please i am begging.


KneeCola77

Woah man, who reheated your beans?


ASquared79

Are you flapping my jacks right now?


startmyheart

Are you pickling my okra right now???


MudraStalker

"My okra is fucking boiled right now"


startmyheart

I assume that would necessarily have negative connotations


EmperorScarlet

Y'all are really bratting my wursts right now.


Lzerdoo3000

Do you have to Berry my Straw like that?


Sickfor-TheBigSun

You Kinder Egging me on this? Seriously??


DarkNinja3141

Are you believing my butter right now??


_Totally-Not-A-Spy_

Are you making me drop my crossiants?!


Brickie78

Whatever butters your muffin, I suppose


Lazer_Penguins

Are you dicing my onions rn?


TheMe63

Are you shittin’ my pants?


konotacja

are you seriously shaking my milk?


Not_TheWeirdStudio

are you belgian' my waffles?