"are you kidding me"
By - Hummerous
A friend at some point had a playlist called “songs that butter my eggroll”
Did that rustle your jimmies?
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My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying "are you kidding me" we said weird food related things like "are you frying my rice right now" or even "are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this" and honestly I cried
this post is the best thing I've ever put on this site because I'm still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes
\#are you flipping my pancakes
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Are you saucing my sandwich?
~~would you like me to?~~
Is mayo a sauce? What about butter?
Are you hamming my burgers?
Are you steaming my hams?
Are you fucking spiking my Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now?
Are you shrimping my fried rice?
please look up shrimping non urban dictionary and then look back at your post. please i am begging.
Woah man, who reheated your beans?
Are you flapping my jacks right now?
Are you pickling my okra right now???
"My okra is fucking boiled right now"
I assume that would necessarily have negative connotations
Y'all are really bratting my wursts right now.
Do you have to Berry my Straw like that?
You Kinder Egging me on this? Seriously??
Are you believing my butter right now??
Are you making me drop my crossiants?!
Whatever butters your muffin, I suppose
Are you dicing my onions rn?
Are you shittin’ my pants?
are you seriously shaking my milk?
are you belgian' my waffles?