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SilverSocket

Congratulations, you now have gills.


Ai_BotZ

That's somehow the first thing I said to myself before going to the comments


ZestycloseAge4

Arm breathing is better for nutting


SpinachInteresting82

This comment in itself is r/makemesuffer material


ZestycloseAge4

I can make people suffer. . .


142737

It's more like r/cursedcomments


Fake-pews

Put be in a blue triangle plz


Rub-it

He is now The Deep


sexy_balls_69

That's what she said


one05

Tbh it is a cool scar


pyrotech911

Super cool scar for real


Triangularity-Reddit

Correction: ... ... ... Yeah nvm you just have gills


six-of-nothing

***GILL THE ULTIMATE LEG***


SloppyMeathole

You have to tell people it's from a wolverine attack.


louiebro13

*the* wolverine attack


bpaq3

*"thee" wolverine attack*


phillisvance

Three wolverine attack


schrodngrspenis

I ride some 80 miles a week. Been riding for 35 years. I have never done this. Amazing. You must have got your arm between the chain and sprocket. Your luck sucks mate.


MrSmulepuler

Did something similar with the back of my calf as a Kid. The plastic ring covering the front sprocket wasnt there, and i slipped of the pedal. Jammed the back of my calf i to the theeth of the biggest sprocket. Only needed five stiches, luckily.


maybejustadragon

I stored my bike in my hallway after I saw someone try to steal it. Forgot it was there omw too the bathroom at 4am. Stepped onto the chain and ripped half my toe and the through the nail between the chain and sprocket (plus a reactive immediate kick which messed it up further I’m sure) It was 4 am so I just wrapped it in a grocery bag with tape and went to the hospital in the morning. They stitched it after a minor lecture on going to the hospital immediately when your toe explodes. But jokes on them, I lived ... and ... my scar is under my new toenail and you could hardly tell my toe was split.


MachinePJ

I have done exactly this. Nice scare in the back of my right calf. No stitches but it wept so bad.


MountainCourage1304

Iv been got a few times taking off stuck pedals. The worst one was a tooth going under my thumb nail when I slipped. Nothing like op though, he should really change the drivetrain. The teeth shouldn’t be that sharp unless they’re way past their best


Jrepicness101

[UPDATE](https://imgur.com/gallery/2c4qmyE) this was actually taken over a year ago. I required 4 or 5 stitches only on the center, largest, cut.


Dr_H_Fellatio

Wow, that looks like it healed very well.


louiebro13

that was suppose to be a cooler scar. disappointed ngl


pentaduck

Looks like stretch marks


SleepyZ92

I am a bycicle mechanic and I really wonder how the hell you managed to get this hurt ON THE ARM like this by that part of the bike.


fruitnibba

Aw man i wish the scar looked super cool. Good thing it healed tho!


GroceryStoreGremlin

They looked so deep. Must have been an awesome doctor because I've had way worse scars from way less damage


Danger1672

That's pretty cool. Get a black square tattooed around it.


AquaImperium

He'll turn into a Dota player with that logo


TraditionSeparate

what happens when it heals?


GrandpaRook

It’ll be a cool scar with a box around it


ThreeMorning

A cool box tho


Newgalileo

What part of your body is this?! Looks weird as fuck


Jrepicness101

Left wrist, if you follow your pinky down your arm it’s about 3 inches from your wrist.


UltraManLeo

You should probably have someone take a look at that. The middle one might need some stitches.


LongjumpingBadger683

Would stitches even work? When they pull the skin closed, won’t it just open the cuts next to it even deeper? Edit: proofreading is important


theawesomedude646

more stitches


UltraManLeo

Maybe the one next to it that is pretty deep as well. I'm not a nurse or doctor, so I don't want to guess too much. I've had a few accidents myself that ended in getting a couple of stitches, but not exactly like this. If there's any question about whether or not it needs medical assistance the best thing to do is see a professional anyways. I'm from a country where a check like that would be free, but I understand it might not be that easy for everyone. If it's not stitched up it will at least need to be cleaned every day, probably more than once.


Jrepicness101

[1 Year Update](https://imgur.com/gallery/2c4qmyE)


jvvuvhv

It actually healed really well from what I can tell


UltraManLeo

That doesn't look too bad. I guess you didn't get it stitched?


Lalfy

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/nqv9tk/bike_sprocket_dont_ask/h0dvcov/) he said he got 4 or 5 stitches


Forcefedlies

They glue that shit


SappySoulTaker

You would probably need to get stitches on all of them.


ThatOneDesertFox

Nothing super glue can't fix. Can confirm. Car restoration guy here.


Squidy196

Lmao that looks like a leg injury


JazzManOS

Right, it's so *fleshy*


[deleted]

Painted my bike once and had the 3 piece crank laying out, tripped fell and the teeth stuck into my shin


GroundhogExpert

Do handcuffs even work on you?


rando-calrisan

Dam. I can’t imagine how you must have fallen to get such a wound and I bet it hurt like a motherfucker.


asherbarasher

Smh, obviously it is middle left abdominal tentacle.


Axilllla

Agreed. I was thinking arm , shoulder at the bottom of the pic


daddysatan53

I believe it is an upside down calf/ankle?


Diogenes-Disciple

It’s his neck obvi


alekka_13

Agreed!!! This could be on r/confusingperspective


weak-days

this comment is so funny


SlumpLorddd

Nice off-white tat bro


piperinum

Two cuts away from delicious strips of bacon.


Derptholomue

[Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon](https://youtu.be/JfDJvdLFL3E)


Psychwardjoe

Looks like they almost hit beans


dumbass-dragonborn

Ayeeeee! madeofstyro*fam*!


miss_honk

didn't think I'd find y'all here, HI


dumbass-dragonborn

HII!!!!!


DustierAndRustier

Sup


StupidSadLoser

Another stryo checking in


Empocky

the forbidden beans 🤤🤤🤤


KosherSyntax

Lmao nice to see another degenerate here!


babycatbandit

I’ve found my people


lynthecupcake

I knew I wasn’t the only one eyeing those like >.>


Kyeshii

That's going to be such a sick scar


Curpuple

Ask what?


Hulton-Sama

How it happened.


swagcoconut

Good luck convincing people that's not self harm (Happened to me)


over_clox

That's what you get when you engage all the gears at once.


Floridaboylookatmeme

I hope this never happens to me


W84MEYALL

Tell people you got attacked by a cougar. She almost killed you but it was the best sex you ever had.


TobySchoon

i thought this was r/selfharm for a moment


Jarhead_71

r/MadeOfStyrofoam better


sazzak13

I did this when I was a kid, only three lines on my leg, was a pretty good scar!


DiscombobulatedFix90

The good news is it looks like you need stitches


Jrepicness101

4 or 5 of them, actually.


DiscombobulatedFix90

I was wondering. They look very deep so I'm not surprised. Lucky they had something to stitch together


Chuckles510

Spiral ham lookin ass


TotallyIronicGay702

Get a tat in really jank lettering, pretty much chicken scratches above it, saying "wolverine was here"


itsyourmanagerboi

little brother: i barely touched you! also him:


turbospot44

ngl looks like a mix of an arm a leg and an uncircumsized dick


Cherrybomb1387

Every time I see this stuff, my mind instantly cringes & goes to “oh god that’s gonna be so itchy when it heals”


ianthepeake

Might make for a badass looking scar tho


TTungsteNN

Fucking emos


Pestlin

Satisfying


Triple_Berettas

Freak. But yeah, a little bit.


Potato-munch

NSFW?


untamedeuphoria

Oft. That looks like a really bad infection in the making.


SteevyT

My wife got a similar injury from her bike on the back of her calf a couple years ago. Iirc she started falling over and couldn't unclip fast enough.


46-09-32-43UnusAnnus

Now your arm can breath underwater!


coolboiiiiiii2809

I wanna rub my fingers against it


gsears96

should be on oddly satisfying, perfect square


johnnyprozac

You don’t even need to explain. Bikes are notorious for unprovoked biting


bruh7212

Same thing happened to me lmao. My parents though i was depressed (I am but thats not the point).


Snoo-70855

Perfectly scored! With a pinch of salt ur ready for roasting low and slow at a nice 250 degrees for 4 hours, with one break in the middle to check internal temp, flip the meat, and add any other spices you may want other than salt!


Cheeznchips

You have gills now!


Soulbouned

Is that a shaved goose neck, cause idk what the fuck kind of limb is that.


kook6969

Me: asks like a total boss 😎😎😎😎


Empocky

madlad


kook6969

Absolute chad


KookyInvestigator2

Somehow that arrangement of cuts was significant enough that it made me feel anger disgust pain sadness and nausea for a couple seconds. Weird


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


KookyInvestigator2

Ur a darling. No I actually was intrigued by it, and it didn’t stick around. I think my brain was acutely aware of the mechanics required for that sort of cut, and it didn’t like what that was. I can see it in slow motion


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


My_NiceAccount

I've fucked gash tighter than that


zackson76

What's bike sprocket?


Bike-Sprocket

What happened?


zackson76

Username checks out


dcrum3

Bro I’m not sure what body part this is but hope your pp is ok ..I think 🤔


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dumbass-dragonborn

I hope you’re kidding... even then... not cool dude


Donthiik-Carter

Lmao


Top_Shelf619

I want to ask though...


NateOkc4

If you don't want to turn you better cut off you're arm and quickly, if not then we'll you know... All seriousness that's a narly wound and I hope it doesn't hurt to much.


possiblethr0waway

I'm gonna ask, how?


cribbageSTARSHIP

I heard fans of DOTA were crazy, but dude......


Dalton334

That's gonna be a dope as scar


PrO_rObLoX

I remember when i climbed a Cerro with my bike and i fell for a half a minute and i got a fucking rock stucked in my knee. I used to be a cyclist like you but i took a rock to the knee


khaos213

What happened?


warwilf

now is the time on sprockets when we bleed...


UndefinedSpoon

Tell people that you were using a chainsaw to cut down a bunch of trees. You climbed up to cut at the top, when all of a sudden, you fell out of the tree, and when you landed the chainsaw was falling, and at the last second, you turned to dodge it, and a cougar came out of nowhere and slashed you, but you thought quickly, shitting yourself, and the cougar ran away from the smell.


Ponderkitten

Whats a bike sprocket?


ABKA23

Gnarly


itsmejak78_2

r/justridingalong


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Your bike sprocket kinky af


Dandiestbuffalo

Downvote for the lack of backstory


Emillio6969

cool scar


[deleted]

Imagine getting piss on that. Or cum


Empocky

yeah just imagine 🤤


BadAqqles

How did this happen?


Wraith_Shadow

That'd good stuff


TheWhaleEgg

Gonna leave a wicked cool scar!


Reggie_Is_God

Had something similar. Got lightly knocked on a thin track and ended with holes up and down my calf from the gears just stabbing my leg


--snipecity

I’m genuinely curious on if they were able to stitch this or glue it?


ceilingjelly

i will ask, and theres nothing you can do to stop me


BADASS1american

Gonna be a sick scar tho.


Fentanya

don't tell


Super-Panda

That looks so badass. I'm sure it probably sucks balls to have and receive but damn.


Sharko_Gaming_YT

Why did I think "a hole's a hole" when I saw this?


Ty-lee15

Say you got attacked by a wolf and people will love you


Xd_Sweatzz

No, I’m gonna fucken ask, what the hell happened? How??


Outrageous-Bobcat-64

Looks like a infection sanctuary


reeditiscool

Haha looks like my wrist


The_Hive_King

motherfucker was in a goddamn jigsaw trap


clashman325

I understand the pain bro done it with a sprocket on a motorcycle. Was working on the chain when my friend cut the bike on while it was in gear ⚙️


Pokedude1110

Are you ok?


yellowbracelet

god i wish that was me.


Real_Fucking_Anxious

I wouldn’t be surprised or mad if this gets me downvoted but... for some reason it really inspires me to draw?


Diogenes-Disciple

That’ll make a cool scar if it scars


A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

I can’t picture what or how this would have particularly happened


blaknwiteboi

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MilitantCentrist

I cannot for the life of me tell whether this is an arm, a leg, or a closeup of a finger. r/confusingperspective


Slash_Pangolin

It’s so satisfying that it’s perfectly spaced in a perfect square... is this even suffer worthy? /r/oddlysatisfying I dare say


[deleted]

Ouch Nice soon-to-be scar, though


ThatOneGuy8569

That looks like a movie effect from some animal


BigNamin

that’s gonna be a badass scar


QuincyThePigBoy

Blagh that’s gotta be filthy. Hope you cleaned it well.


Henry_heaney17

looks like some of my self harm wounds


hdylan99

At least itll be a cool scar


IHeartRadiohead

Freddie Kruger vibes x


[deleted]

please give me context


AquaImperium

Free Dota 2 logo, ask for money for free advertising


Patatas_Quemadas

Well I'm asking, what rhe hell dude?


PrOwOfessor_OwOak

This happened to me but on my big toe. Cut to the bone. Soaked it in water and im fine. Parents didnt want a hospital bill. Didnt understand back then, now i do.


AnilKapur

It'll be a cool tattoo once it's healed


Skeetthecleet

Oh yeah bike sprockets are nasty, got three on the back of my caff and I needed to get internal stitches under my regular ones


_Vertigo-

wat happend


GunFighterMan101

Had that happen to me before, hurts like a bitch


Tanuki-999

Next evolutionary step: fish man


rando-calrisan

Shit this reminds me of jamming my sprocket up to the bottom of the teeth into my calf; hurt like a motherfucker and a year later I still have four dark scars on my leg.


glossyhin

Ima ask anyways, HOW


Cpnbro

So... what happen ?


MrFontana

Wait but now I HAVE to know how this happened.


Paraneuyaa

Looks like Off-White


master_bane

That going to look amazing in a month


lazermaniac

Oof, looks like all 6 speeds hit ya at once


dark_hAze_21

How


i_fuck_lost_kids

thats oddly square


Markus-but-with-a-c

That kind of pattern would look delicious on a salmon


elrumor

Oh yeah, my bike is also a fucking wild animal


rsbllchn_123

wait for the scars and make a sic tattoo around it.


metaname2

Now is the time on sprockets where we bleed.


PmMeD_ckPics

i


mikewilson2020

Sweet you can now breathe under water with that