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🔥 An absolute unit of a Bison

🔥 An absolute unit of a Bison

strCdo

The rule is one at normal speed and one in slow motion. There's no way of getting proper sense of its weight with slow motion only.


IAlreadyFappedToIt

I'd argue that this gif needed no slo mo whatsoever.


MinaFur

Idk, the slow mo really gives you the sense he sees you, he knows he can fuck you up, and today just happens to be the day he lets you live.


fishbiscuit13

If a bison isn't moving slow enough to get that sense already, you're fucked.


MinaFur

Very VERY true.


Shazam1269

[They're like a big cute puppy.](https://media2.giphy.com/media/S6YsIsGChNbldoqJ6Y/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47wy193qmgbhhm9ic6dc6pbj2e11tg68t82vs4ns4j&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Madnesz101

Aren't they quite aggressive? and...your puppy is flinging a tree around.


Lampmonster

Yes, they can be very, very dangerous. I have friends in the Parks and they pretty much have to tell people every day that yes, the 2,000 lb animal can hurt you and your children.


Fragrant_Net_573

Its actually the most deadly animal in North America if i recall correctly. People don't understand how dangerous they are so they let their guard down


DirectorMysterious29

Ugh, don't get me started. I'm from Montana and after college moved to California. Buffalo (that's what I grew up calling them) are pretty chill and not aggressive normally, but if you're acting like a douche and trying to sit your baby on their backs for an Instagram post they will totally f*** you up. Every time I read a news article about some idiot tourist getting gored I am like "please don't be a Californian please don't be a Californian"....and yet my fellow Californians continue to give the rest of my family back in Montana a reason to make fun of me. 🤦‍♀️ I guess the only silver lining is that it was a Canadian family that tried to put the baby buffalo in the back of their car and then the poor thing had to be euthanized as a result of their stupidity, so I can comeback with the fact that tourists suck everywhere. 🤷‍♀️ https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/05/16/478279342/baby-bison-that-was-placed-in-a-van-by-tourists-in-yellowstone-is-euthanized


dumbleydore94

This guy would do just fine in a China shop.


a-fuckin-a-toe-da-so

Quick, put the window up a little


TheHuffinater

Lmao


Lilmaggot

That’ll stop him.


_themuna_

Yes, the little glass pairs nicely with your dying breathes when that mf decides that you're in his space...


woodst0ck15

Lmao I went back to see that part.


betakittty

love how big they are and then boom…. pointy little feet


jamieohno

My thoughts too. How do those tiny legs support that tank of a body


ClearBrightLight

#HEAD #SHOULDERS #KNEES ^(and toes)


jamieohno

Ahahahaha


National-Quality5414

I just snorted


Stormaen

Very gracefully :)


Megabyte7637

Lol


wahbaitymojkrdi

Bruh those are not little feet, it's just in videos you might feel like it. Up close, their hooves are big and strong.


Madness_Maximus

I think they meant small compared to the animal's body


wahbaitymojkrdi

I understand, but thats good ratio right there.


betakittty

its feet are smaller than its nose so they count as little


wahbaitymojkrdi

Elephants have microscopic feet then


Polar_Reflection

Wouldn't that be an elephant seal


MangoSchnitzel

For some reason they make me think of Andre 3000. It must be those furry pantaloons they're sporting. And that hair.


ppw23

I always have the urge to brush that dead hair off.


ConstanceAnnJones

The dainty turnout of his foot like a dancer.


betakittty

so *majestic*


ivXtreme

Never skip leg day


nooutlaw4me

Gorgeous boy walking on a runway modeling his off season coat.


chiproller

Made from the bear he killed!


Whatcoloristime

I’m too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car. Too sexy by far.


wahbaitymojkrdi

The bison knows he's being admired


MinaFur

Bison is trying the determine if he’s being challenged


wahbaitymojkrdi

Idk man , that would be if he stopped and went really still


Claque-2

There was definitely a moment there when bowing and backing away from the big angry bison was the most appropriate action.


kingsouperman

Amazing animals! Great close up video. Can you believe it can lift and roll your car like a toy?


No_Actuator_2940

100% 1,000% can. One flipped a heavy duty flat bed truck where I used to work. Just walked up to it and with the bridge of his nose against 90deg corner angle iron, said F U truck and over it went!


kingsouperman

Yes all neck back upper body build, crazy how an animal can do that. Glad we didn’t make these extinct. Nature is truly majestic.


oldsaxman

That is a bull just reaching his prime. You can tell by the lack of a "beard" but he is one big guy. Give him a few more summers eating the greens in the valley and he will fill out.


Tori_Green

Forget horses, imagine riding that thing into a battle.


haysoos2

Guy on a buffalo!


DirectorMysterious29

1000 likes for this.


indoor-barn-cat

Good luck trying.


creative_toe

Would you rather ride a bison or a moose into battle?


Whatcoloristime

Imagine being the other guy!


Mirimel

I love that he rolled up the window, as if that’s gonna stop a buffalo


PensiveObservor

That intense eye contact was the impetus. He was *looking at* the human and not too keen on what he saw


ChickeeLevin

That look would make anyone wilt. I am watching a video and I felt SEEN.


MangoSchnitzel

I can kinda understand why some idiots get out of their car to get closer to these beasts. I have the overpowering urge to bury my hands in that poofy mop of fur on its forehead right now.


No_Income6576

Honestly. I just want to give this guy a brushy brush. Unfortunately, that would probably end badly.


thejaggerman

certainly not probably


unique_username_8134

Are the ones raised on farms with a lot of human contact tame and/or boopable? Because if so, that sounds awesome.


MangoSchnitzel

Only one way to find out! Actually, no, there are other ways. Like, calling the place I guess. Omg, now I wanna go snuggle a baby bison!


Hey_Goonie

Wow...no wonder the native Americans respected the buffalo.


Villagedrunkinjun

*"ta-tanka"*


MinaFur

Obligatory


ShirtlessGirl

Tank-tanka in this case!


Megabyte7637

Seriously


QueenAnnesRevenge_

Why the hell is this in slow motion


yalp4343

Where did you see it?


PensiveObservor

Idk op’s location, but a drive through Yellowstone can bring you into close proximity. One time we were heading out of the park and hit solidly stopped traffic. 20-30 minutes passed, some people got out and walked forward to see wtf was up. Suddenly a lot of people came running back and hopped into their cars. Within another 5 minutes the casually ambling HERD of bison comes around the bend, strolling up the road. The next thirty or forty minutes were sheer terror mixed with awe as hundreds of animals passed among the cars.


roadhouse_RN

After spending a couple days there I can almost guarantee if you are sitting in traffic in Yellowstone you can assign blame to either bison or people stopping to look at bison. Almost got tired of them lol.


PMmeifyourepooping

I was so exasperated at one point I used the phrase ‘lousy with bison’ and I stand by that. The place is lousy with bison they’re just everywhere. I went first day of the year for our campsite some weeks ago and the bison were in our campsite during the first day. Presumably because people hadn’t been there for 6 months so they were probably like wtf.


yalp4343

That’s cool I wanna go there. Hopefully I see some awesome animals when I go to Denali


PensiveObservor

Holy cow you will be seeing more exotics than bison. Have a great trip!


yalp4343

Thanks. I’m so excited I love animals


GGoodman09

There are a fair amount of Bison herds out west. Lots of state and national parks have a herd. This looks like Yellowstone. There's also quite a few in Badlands NP, Custer State Park, Grant Tetons NP, Theodore Roosevelt NP, Wind Cave NP, Bear Butte State Park, Capitol Reef NP, Chickasaw NRA, etc.


yalp4343

Thanks I will keep that in mind those look majestic


ygrowup-vk

Bro missed all the leg days.. :D


_far-seeker_

Every day is leg day when you have that much total muscle mass. The results are tone and strength, rather than purely cosmetic bulk. :p


lilbigshorty

r/absoluteunits


Pahasapa66

He's a big fella, but I've seen bigger. Old bulls tend to be quite large, but they don't move with purpose often.


Super_Wienie_Man

I’m pretty sure ALL Bisons are absolute units those things are scary


bekahed979

Holy mother forking shirt balls!


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MaugDaug

Thank you.


Jim412420

It's the eyes for me


GlowingKindness

He needs a brushing so bad.


Kayakityak

Or a good rub in the dirt.


babyBear83

Looks like they are wearing cropped pants with high heels on the front legs. They look very fancy indeed! Also, just want to pat their fuzzy adorable heads.. Edit: this video needs to have the song *I’m too sexy* playing in the back ground.


Damn_Ur_Ugly

Can we stop with the pointless fucking slowmo. I want regular speed videos, not painfully slow bullshit. Downvoted.


inSaiyanne

What a breathtaking animal


BillHam-I-Am

He has Cristopher Walken’s hair.


CelloisGOAT69

Somebody put some badass music behind this


Parsimonious_Pete

Asserting dominance to predators. *"That's a bearskin on my back."*


Alud555

Can't even imagine fields full of these in the great plains. Would have been amazing


hydro_wonk

God, I love those majestic beasts... ...from a distance


p1um5mu991er

After you, sir


wautjer

So majestic


Salty_Win_0214

Now that’s what a bull market should look like


buffalo2nite

Majestically massive.


AboutHelpTools3

If that’s how the bison looks like I would hate to see the bidad.


GroundbreakingGoal44

Yes according to my calculations based on the trajectory of the moon and the sun, this bison is in fact 1 absolute unit


ifmtobh

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?…………you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo….. Ok getting my coat now :-/


Reid89

I know this might be mean but bison is freaking delicious all I'm thinking about now lol.


Wine_and_pugs

Would 100% want to pet.


QuickenZ

Ip ip appa!


BippityBoppityBow

OOH nice


gumby52

All bison are absolute units


Accurate-View-2114

Everyone is a gangster until this Guy shows up


Suzilu

I saw bison in person and was floored by their immensity.


Ok-Influence6757

My slo motions have you captivd ..no.


derangedmutantkiller

What boggles my mind is that their ancestors used to be almost twice as big.


xzl830

ocular pat down. there's no threat here.


Jarc-Warrior

I accidentally red the title as “An absolute unit of a Bacon”


ivXtreme

It must have been terrifying for the Indians to be hunting those giants...


jalatka

Yooo that bison will absolutely merk you


RebeccaC78

10/10 would NOT pet


MCLAREN-SENNA

Damm son


PvPGod121

It I move slowly…. They won’t see me.


_melancholymind_

It's Żubr!


LimeinCoconut-doctor

did...did you make it


Camanot

1. r/absoluteunit 2. Don’t piss him off.


Hot_Faithlessness566

What the hell is that


[deleted]

Omg its crazy


wyerae

last road trip we took we stopped at a place that had a couple bison in a huge enclosure, but they were close by and chasing each other. They are seriously amazing, scary, awe inspiring and terrifying!!!!


AccessConfirmed

*Cue the sound of the War Of The Worlds Alien Ships coming out of the ground*


Quantentheorie

Bison proportions keep breaking my brain; they are all head and hump and then those comparatively tiny legs to go with it. It's a weird, weird animal.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Mmmmmm slowmo from 30fps footage.


NuclearJesusMan

Goddamn, you bitch about the dumbest things.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Bro you need to care less about my comments and stop lurking through my profile sad sad little man.


thatsroughbuddddy

Why is this in slow mo?? I literally scrubbed the video faster with my finger that was so stupid LOL


ExpensivePatience

This guy puts my back hair to shame


Rovocromico

Waittaminnit. I have trouble believing that this is the same kind of bison whose neck a grizzly bear could snap with 1 swipe. That bison's neck is massive.


Pinguin8

Where are his wings??


haysoos2

He left them in Buffalo.


onjagrace

He needs to be brushed any volunteers


kid335

He chomnk


ShogunDii

r/AbsoluteUnits


Financial-Success-95

Human eyeeeeee


RedHotChiliRocket

hi ralphie


Yamazuki752

He reads your mind......then you are dismissed.


Never-Luckyy

To those thinking: Roll the window up!!.. I DONT THINK IT WOULD HELP


ziggzer0

r/bisondickchisel


Naps-Are-Pretty-Dope

this bison sweats testosterone and it scares me but i also kind of feel safe bc it reminds me of my dad and this fucking UNIT of a rottweiler my uncle had


Mandalorian76

It's hard to imagine these were on Noah's boat with koalas, pandas and penguins!! ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)


JoeMojo

Without a banana, this video is meaningless


Elo_Solo

How do you describe this animal to someone who has never seen it?


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DataAndSpotTrek

Lovely


nopex7

Me whenever I walk into a room


aSlyGuy36

I'm amazed those legs hold up that body and head.


hungryandthicc

I’m gonna wrastle it wheeeewwww


rollrocker551

Tatunka.


Taylortrips

You didn’t get out to take a selfie?


bigsmokio69

A human is just 7% of a bison


boombapaholic

But can he fly ???


dammit_koda

That look tho… he takin ya wife homie.


LOAHS

Humans used to kill those with pointy sticks. Think about that.


rindez97

When the vitamin gummies kick in


Ziako24

Look at him just being magnificent and terrifying


Superb-Nail-3628

https://youtu.be/Ig9vIHfdDmo


TheMexicanJuan

Always wondered what Bison meat tastes like. Anybody had a taste?


Brotilla

It'd probably be the last moments of my life, but anyone else feel like pressing their face into their fur?


chonchcreature

Seems like every bison posted on this sub is an “absolute unit” lol


ishkvr

Skip leg day


Grifmeistah

Entering Dead eye in Red Dead Redemption xD


YeahIMine

Appa YIP YIP!


DiligentBedroom8

What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo when it left for school?....... .bison


manubibi

I wanna boop its nose.


katamaritumbleweed

And fashion critics used to say not wear black and brown together. Pfft.


pokebumbum

If I saw that I’d be like ‘bi son’.


CozyWitchBeanz

Majestic feet! I cant get over how dainty they look in comparison.


Fuckingthebatman

Yip Yip?


PanthersKurt

It’s head alone my gosh


ostiDeCalisse

He also have the world map on his back. Respect.


CurvyQueen009

One time my best friend and I got lost In a forest and came out unknowingly to a field full of these bad boys 🙈😅


Donkey_Thrasher

Bison, wolves and moose. The three musketeers of underestimated size.


domomymomo

Damn you don’t wanna mess with him


thedavemcsteve

Bye son!


ultimaIV

remember that movie radio flyer?


Kage_noir

Because of the slow mo, it looked like boss battle engaged and he was trying to decide whether or not to fuck you up.


SeemsCursed

Struttin' out like America's next top model.


goflyers_

Someone's been skipping leg day


goodburber_burritos

Do you not know how big bison are


dragonflygrl74

looks like another animal gave up its fur as a peace offering


DoughnutPlease

But where does he get his protein? Lol


ThisBotheredMeALot

I want to brush it so bad.


run-that-shit

You said unit.


Authoress61

Jesus mother of god. That’s a massive dude.


jdwill1991

Yip yip


ChocDroppa

He's the leader.


Silent-Associate-347

https://youtu.be/WqWA6OyAx4g asowme


Lost_Resource1077

Simply magnificent Bison!