🔥 It's Wednesday so here's a frog chilling out on the windscreen of a car on the highway
By - purple-circle
I just commented tha... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Yes it is
That show has been going downhill since season 3.
I haven’t been able to find the Hypnotoad Show in years. Do you have TiVo from other universes?
I only have this blu-ray set of the 11 seasons of Firefly from universe C-2236-B.
This frog is the most OG dude on reddit
When I see stuff like this, or when it happens to me, I can’t help by think that dude is going to be a loooooong way from home and everything he knows by the time the car stops.
Honestly, he may just die. Depending on the area he hops off into.
One summer when I was a young teen I went for a walk around the block in my neighborhood. I ended up finding a little frog on the complete opposite side of the block at a small pond. I brought it home and after playing with it, I released it into the backyard and told my dad. He said that the frog was far from it's pond home and by bringing here it would probably die. The next summer we had 4 frogs in our backyard and continued to have frogs in our backyard for a few years.
The legacy of Riblet the frog carried on.
good ending.... or is it? what if Riblet's legacy will overrun your backyard and then take over the world, the backyard is just the beginning, next is taking human forms
Still a good ending imo
the one true ending
Better than GOT
Who has a better story than Riblet the Frog?
I wonder if frogs have a concept of “home” or if they just hop around doing what they do
I imagine he has a concept of his favorite fly fishing spot
"or when it happens to me"
in my 20s I was super reckless and got into some shitty situations being way too willing to drink a lot and get into cars and generally be trusting and fearless
if I'm projecting ignore me but if ur being like past-me be careful bro sometimes i think back on that shit and like whoooaaa, lucky everything worked out and I stopped being so god damn careless
> when it happens to me
Do you often find yourself on the windshield of a strangers car going down the highway?
"poor little turtle. here, I'll bring you back to the lake"
I have actually done that one before, but I am 99.9% sure that it was a turtle not a tortoise.
(For those out of the loop, there was a famous post on here a few years ago where somebody dumped a tortoise into a lake, not realizing that it was a land dwelling species and could not swim)
He must be freaking the fuck out, too. Sigh
It is Wednesday my dudes
the ultimate vibe
the ultimate frog
[My dudes, I miss new videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAnKl7862qc)
Yes, it was a glorious time of innocent and gayety. I loved how weird [they got](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSL5k3yZOM).
It's Wednesday my dudes
I thought that road looked aussie af
Looks like a Green Tree Frog so I am thinking Queensland.
I can tell from the frog species :) I have one of these frogs as a pet myself
Are Australian roads like UK's or is the video inverted?
If you mean do we drive on the left? Then yes, the roads are the same.
I’ve (US) never heard it called a windscreen. It’s always windshield. Same damn language though smh
They also call the trunk the boot, and the hood the bonnet.
The second one I found really odd when I lived in the UK.
Just don't get started on the thongs/flip-flops argument
Does fanny-pack mean the same thing there that it does in America, or does it mean the same thing it does in the UK?
That one can *really* get some awkwardness going.
Fanny = Vagina in Australia. We call fanny-pack "bum bags"
So the UK, then.
Fun times, talking about fanny-packs when you're an American, there.
Aussie in the UK, still call them thongs but stare them straight in the eyes
Gotta be, that's an Australian White's Tree Frog.
Bullfrog? That’s a funny name. I’d have called them Chazzwozzers.
damm I was thinkin the same thing, dem roads look aussie.
My dudes 🐸
It is Wednesday.
Sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Sir?
I fucking hate those muthertruckers
Ribbet Ribbet mutha fucka
Face forward and open your mouth lil buddy. You'll be glad u did
Last time someone told me that I was *not* happy I did
The frog is sitting here staring at the driver like, "I hate you so much"
why is just staring at us like tha...''**All glory to the Hypnotoad!**''
Frog: Thanks for the ride
Hope that sentient life isn’t uneasy and in need of moisture.
Ah, good ol’ frog rides Wednesday.
Playing Frogger on the head-up display.
Stop the car and move it like an actual human?
Legit, that little dude’s dead if he accidentally jumps off.
Maybe, but mostly he might be dead if he stays on. That wind has gotta be drying his ass out *real* quick.
This is the comment. It’s super important that frogs keep their skin moist. Fast moving air is not helping.
Don't move it like a human - it's a frog.
Yeah!!! Not like a robot !!!
OP says that they did indeed stop and move it like an actual human when they could.
Could be too dangerous to pull over on that road at night. I certainly wouldn't risk my own life and that of others to save the frog, little dude would just have to hold on until there was a better spot to pull over.
Frog leaves Uber driver 1 star. Made me ride on outside of car.
Frog: I've got places to be.
Also Frog (later): Where the fuck am I?
I know this is a joke but he could fall of anytime and die. Next time just stop and let the poor guy live.
He was dropped off at a Billabong a little further down the road.
Little fella had to get himself a new cozzie and some thongs.
Gotta show off at the beach right?
I mean. Its good that you got him off the windshield safely, but do you really think a clothing store was the best place to leave a frog? /s
hell is a windscreen bros
Amphibious vehicle spotted
He's a rider for life
My mind went from thinking it was a photoshopped hologram of a frog to the driver having a toy frog attached to the inside of the windscreen to finally realizing it was a *real* frog on the *outside* of the vehicle. I probably need sleep.
I also thought it was a hologram at first! Just woke up so maybe that explains it
Looks like this could be some thumbnail for some vaporware video on YouTube if you jazz with the colors some
"Stop the fuckin car, Karen!"
He’s just catching a ride. Needs a break from the wife and kids.
What a cool frog! Frogs are great!
Not far from being road kill
Mr. Toads wild ride
Oh wow... this reminds me of an awful event quite a few years back.
Like in the video, I was driving home in the rain, in the dark late September after leaving my gf at her house up in the mountains. Being September and the quite curvy mountain road covered with fallen leaves felt a bit slippery, I drove a bit slower. During the descent there were many batches of leaves, that I thought to be maple leaves or something, kinda big.
Until... one of them leaves leaped. Boink.
Turned out I had been driving over hundreds of frogs while driving some 10 miles towards home, right until the last batch of them when finally one decided to notify me of this with the leap, probably due to the horrible screams from his/her cousins being dismembered/decapitated/whatnot up the road.
I never ever will forget this...
10 miles is the length of approximately 32186.8 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other
You ever think about how when small animals attach to your car by the time you’ve reached your destination that the little dude is a stranger in a strange land and will never see his home or family again? Just me?
The thumbnail gave me false hope of op witnessing a human sized frog.
Life on a highway!
My husband and I would 100% pull over for him, we can’t resist a good frog
That frog will never see it's family again.
Ah yes let's add another "uH wHaT thE fUCk iS a WiNdScReEn" to the comments.
Gotdam you. Slow down and let that poor bastard hop off into the night. Should put u on the hood of my car you sorry piece of cock fuck.
Yes. This is /r/mildlyinfuriating
The poor frog. It's not difficult to stop and let the little guy hop off.
There is a Billabong a little further down the road, he got let off there.
i mean, it’s not that hard to tell what it is, in my case (as an american) i literally read over it as windshield
tactical windshield wednesday
Frogger found a way to cheat at the game.
Scrolled all the way to see if anyone recalled this game! Good times
Oh shit waddup
Looks like those bad tv FX
You're just driving while that fucker discovered fast travel.
You may ask yourself “ where does that highway go to? “
It’s gonna be so confused once he disembark
For a minute there, i lost myself
Is he chilling out? Because that would be cool but is he freaking out How can we tell?
best episode of Hypnotoad ever
Should pull over and get it off.... the wind will dry it out
Where’s mr lemmiwinks???
You gotta know. I'm feeling love.
Just need Dreams playing in the background.
GEICO. 15 minutes can save you up to 15% or more on car insurance.
WHERE WE GOING PAL?!
No, it's a giant hovering frog in the middle of the road.
Well it can't jump off now, it'll be road kill. Might as well see where the ride takes it.
Dont let him dry out you are killing him breh
Enjoy moving to Louisiana, you cute dumb idiot.
Oh my god, pull over.
An entire vibe. Happy Wednesday my dudes
This frog is going places
Coolest heads up display ever!!
This is like traveling through a wormhole for it
Hes playing frogger with cheat codes
Alexa play passionfruit
Poor guy will be very far from his/her home :(
That frog is going to be SO lost.
Instead of pulling over the let the thing off, they decide to continue to drive and film it.
Why he looking at me like that WHY HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
That frog is trippin'
I wonder if he’ll be annoyed when he gets off somewhere he doesn’t know.
Thought it was two frogs. On closer inspection it is one frog
MILF( man, I love frogs )
Dude pull over and let it off lol what if he jumps wile ur diving
That frog is going places
Hey big mannnn im going east ? Mind if i hitch a ride of your wind shield? That would be grovy ( Matthew Matthew McConaughey dazed and confused voice)
Here you see the all time Frogger Champion of the world flexing on his competitors
This frog failed to cross the road and now he’ll never know what’s on the other side.
You should probably pull over, it looks like he has some wise words to tell you.
Am I the only one that thought it was a giant frog in the road??
Super breezy out here. Where we going captain?
He is having the trip of a lifetime, proly too many snacks he can't decide which one to go for.
It doesn't look like it's chilling to me, more like holding on for dear life lol
Getting Final Fantasy ghost train vibes.
All hail hypno-toad!
his feets 🥺
WERE NOT IN KANSAS NO MORE FUCKER
It will be hard for the frog to get back home
He looks like "Yo, where tf you taking me?!?"
Animal cruelty. Not cool.
Maintain eye contact to establish dominance 🐸
He used to drive a unicycle.
**Now he drives a sedan.**
Edit: it's not Wednesday lol
UK /Europe = Windscreen
USA = Windshield
I used a situation similar to this to describe warp speed travel. The spaceship is the frog. The warp bubble is the car. The frog is completely still, and yet it’s actually traveling at 50 (or whatever) mph. That’s generally the same principle as the warp drive. The ship remains stationary while a bubble of space moves around it and carries it.
Frog using the fast travel feature I see
TOADAY IS INDEED WEDNESDAY 🧐
Let him off wtf save him
The thumbnail lead me to believe this was an absolutely massive frog in the road.
Damn that'll be a long journey if it has to get back to its muddy puddle to spawn..
He’s going places.
That poor frog will never see his family again...
Greetings bröthers, it is my pleasure to inform you that it is Wednesday.
Windsheild wipers will make it live longer
TIL so much so quickly. Thank you
What a friend, hope he had a safe trip.
That frog straight up doesn’t give a damn and I’m loving it
This is how you cheat at frogger.
What the frog doing
Window wipers: allow me to introduce myself
Looks like frogco needs to talk to you about your car insurance
Hehe, even in a recession the entertainment industry thrives!
Homies having a PANIC ATTACKK 😩😩😩
you probably wonder how I ended up here..
Fly frog fly live your life
He's probably thinking, "CAN I EAT THIS?"