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🔥 It's Wednesday so here's a frog chilling out on the windscreen of a car on the highway

🔥 It's Wednesday so here's a frog chilling out on the windscreen of a car on the highway

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TonersR6

Hypnotoad


wolves-22

I just commented tha... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!


Ball075090085

Frogger


disabled_crab

Yes. Hypnotoad.


5JaneValentino5

Yes it is


chucksutherland

That show has been going downhill since season 3.


OmgitsNatalie

I haven’t been able to find the Hypnotoad Show in years. Do you have TiVo from other universes?


UlrichZauber

I only have this blu-ray set of the 11 seasons of Firefly from universe C-2236-B.


Pops_Sickle

This frog is the most OG dude on reddit


once_pragmatic

When I see stuff like this, or when it happens to me, I can’t help by think that dude is going to be a loooooong way from home and everything he knows by the time the car stops. Honestly, he may just die. Depending on the area he hops off into.


Sirduckerton

One summer when I was a young teen I went for a walk around the block in my neighborhood. I ended up finding a little frog on the complete opposite side of the block at a small pond. I brought it home and after playing with it, I released it into the backyard and told my dad. He said that the frog was far from it's pond home and by bringing here it would probably die. The next summer we had 4 frogs in our backyard and continued to have frogs in our backyard for a few years. The legacy of Riblet the frog carried on.


CristolerGm2

good ending.... or is it? what if Riblet's legacy will overrun your backyard and then take over the world, the backyard is just the beginning, next is taking human forms


Prof_McChronicle

Still a good ending imo


CristolerGm2

the one true ending


ValkyriesOnStation

Better than GOT


ImmortalSanderCohen

Who has a better story than Riblet the Frog?


Gummymyers124

I wonder if frogs have a concept of “home” or if they just hop around doing what they do


GizmodoDragon92

I imagine he has a concept of his favorite fly fishing spot


PhallicAccordion

"or when it happens to me" in my 20s I was super reckless and got into some shitty situations being way too willing to drink a lot and get into cars and generally be trusting and fearless if I'm projecting ignore me but if ur being like past-me be careful bro sometimes i think back on that shit and like whoooaaa, lucky everything worked out and I stopped being so god damn careless


dotpkmdot

> when it happens to me Do you often find yourself on the windshield of a strangers car going down the highway?


Something22884

"poor little turtle. here, I'll bring you back to the lake" I have actually done that one before, but I am 99.9% sure that it was a turtle not a tortoise. (For those out of the loop, there was a famous post on here a few years ago where somebody dumped a tortoise into a lake, not realizing that it was a land dwelling species and could not swim)


Vulcanleaf

He must be freaking the fuck out, too. Sigh


FireFairy_

Same !


JustinianIV

It is Wednesday my dudes


cingerix

the ultimate vibe the ultimate frog


Tekki

[My dudes, I miss new videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAnKl7862qc)


Lot_Flow

Yes, it was a glorious time of innocent and gayety. I loved how weird [they got](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSL5k3yZOM).


61508e3d

Ayyyy


The-dude-in-the-bush

It's Wednesday my dudes


BadUseOfPeriods

Aaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Weird_3rd_Eye_Jedi

Australia?


purple-circle

Yes


Matt_King73

I thought that road looked aussie af


OarsandRowlocks

Looks like a Green Tree Frog so I am thinking Queensland.


Gummymyers124

I can tell from the frog species :) I have one of these frogs as a pet myself


4ha1

Are Australian roads like UK's or is the video inverted?


purple-circle

If you mean do we drive on the left? Then yes, the roads are the same.


dxtboxer

I’ve (US) never heard it called a windscreen. It’s always windshield. Same damn language though smh


DoctorDank

They also call the trunk the boot, and the hood the bonnet. The second one I found really odd when I lived in the UK.


purple-circle

Just don't get started on the thongs/flip-flops argument


DoctorDank

Does fanny-pack mean the same thing there that it does in America, or does it mean the same thing it does in the UK? That one can *really* get some awkwardness going.


purple-circle

Fanny = Vagina in Australia. We call fanny-pack "bum bags"


DoctorDank

So the UK, then. Fun times, talking about fanny-packs when you're an American, there.


SimplyFrostaku

Aussie in the UK, still call them thongs but stare them straight in the eyes


chiliparty

Gotta be, that's an Australian White's Tree Frog.


insultant_

Bullfrog? That’s a funny name. I’d have called them Chazzwozzers.


farkenell

damm I was thinkin the same thing, dem roads look aussie.


oooh_biscuit

My dudes 🐸


wolves-22

It is Wednesday.


whathappenswhenwedie

Sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Sir?


fazer226

I fucking hate those muthertruckers


[deleted]

Ribbet Ribbet mutha fucka


bobbysbuns

Face forward and open your mouth lil buddy. You'll be glad u did


QuantumSparkles

Last time someone told me that I was *not* happy I did


Interesting_Swing_49

The frog is sitting here staring at the driver like, "I hate you so much"


wolves-22

why is just staring at us like tha...''**All glory to the Hypnotoad!**''


COSpectrum

reaches destination. Frog: Thanks for the ride


achilles5788

Hope that sentient life isn’t uneasy and in need of moisture.


SirKevin_Xx

Ah, good ol’ frog rides Wednesday.


james_otter

Playing Frogger on the head-up display.


Futuremeissuperior

Stop the car and move it like an actual human?


NoxTempus

Legit, that little dude’s dead if he accidentally jumps off.


shandangalang

Maybe, but mostly he might be dead if he stays on. That wind has gotta be drying his ass out *real* quick.


AtroxMavenia

This is the comment. It’s super important that frogs keep their skin moist. Fast moving air is not helping.


BigGreenTimeMachine

Don't move it like a human - it's a frog.


besamiculo

Yeah!!! Not like a robot !!!


Uchihagod53

r/donthelpjustfilm


Venvel

OP says that they did indeed stop and move it like an actual human when they could.


41cheese

Could be too dangerous to pull over on that road at night. I certainly wouldn't risk my own life and that of others to save the frog, little dude would just have to hold on until there was a better spot to pull over.


Worried-Ad6238

Frog leaves Uber driver 1 star. Made me ride on outside of car.


CraftyShark

Frog: I've got places to be. Also Frog (later): Where the fuck am I?


SchPeti

I know this is a joke but he could fall of anytime and die. Next time just stop and let the poor guy live.


purple-circle

He was dropped off at a Billabong a little further down the road.


iamactuallyalion

Little fella had to get himself a new cozzie and some thongs.


840meanstwiceasmuch

Gotta show off at the beach right?


InternautsAssemble

I mean. Its good that you got him off the windshield safely, but do you really think a clothing store was the best place to leave a frog? /s


cozmicowboy

hell is a windscreen bros


AS192

Amphibious vehicle spotted


fluffykimmyxx

He's a rider for life


throwaway-person

Nice r/confusing_perspective


amesann

My mind went from thinking it was a photoshopped hologram of a frog to the driver having a toy frog attached to the inside of the windscreen to finally realizing it was a *real* frog on the *outside* of the vehicle. I probably need sleep.


surelyshirls

I also thought it was a hologram at first! Just woke up so maybe that explains it


FunSunBuns

Looks like this could be some thumbnail for some vaporware video on YouTube if you jazz with the colors some


UmmmNoDefNotThat

"Stop the fuckin car, Karen!"


CoheedBlue

He’s just catching a ride. Needs a break from the wife and kids.


NerdlyThere

What a cool frog! Frogs are great!


orindragonfly

Not far from being road kill


nostopthere2

Mr. Toads wild ride


digital_dagger

Oh wow... this reminds me of an awful event quite a few years back. Like in the video, I was driving home in the rain, in the dark late September after leaving my gf at her house up in the mountains. Being September and the quite curvy mountain road covered with fallen leaves felt a bit slippery, I drove a bit slower. During the descent there were many batches of leaves, that I thought to be maple leaves or something, kinda big. Until... one of them leaves leaped. Boink. Turned out I had been driving over hundreds of frogs while driving some 10 miles towards home, right until the last batch of them when finally one decided to notify me of this with the leap, probably due to the horrible screams from his/her cousins being dismembered/decapitated/whatnot up the road. I never ever will forget this...


useles-converter-bot

10 miles is the length of approximately 32186.8 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other


EatYourGodDamnGreens

You ever think about how when small animals attach to your car by the time you’ve reached your destination that the little dude is a stranger in a strange land and will never see his home or family again? Just me?


Thelast_n_thecurious

The thumbnail gave me false hope of op witnessing a human sized frog.


DredgenGryss

Life on a highway!


happymuffinslug

My husband and I would 100% pull over for him, we can’t resist a good frog


KnifeFed

That frog will never see it's family again.


jacksodus

Ah yes let's add another "uH wHaT thE fUCk iS a WiNdScReEn" to the comments.


plasticmurdrfish

Gotdam you. Slow down and let that poor bastard hop off into the night. Should put u on the hood of my car you sorry piece of cock fuck.


amesann

Yes. This is /r/mildlyinfuriating The poor frog. It's not difficult to stop and let the little guy hop off.


purple-circle

There is a Billabong a little further down the road, he got let off there.


TeevMan

# straya


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All_seeing-eye127

i mean, it’s not that hard to tell what it is, in my case (as an american) i literally read over it as windshield


heimikatoion

tactical windshield wednesday


ElioArryn

Pepe


FirstChAoS

Frogger found a way to cheat at the game.


DuckKnightRise5

Scrolled all the way to see if anyone recalled this game! Good times


All_Of_Em_Anubis

Oh shit waddup


AdventurousChapter27

Looks like those bad tv FX


Punchedmango422

You're just driving while that fucker discovered fast travel.


morfsucks

You may ask yourself “ where does that highway go to? “


porcupine_snout

It’s gonna be so confused once he disembark


Pdub37

r/frogloaf


dosdetres

For a minute there, i lost myself


richieredzone

Is he chilling out? Because that would be cool but is he freaking out How can we tell?


CoolAbhi1290

🐸


bobjohnsonmilw

best episode of Hypnotoad ever


ParsnipsNicker

Should pull over and get it off.... the wind will dry it out


Kalashnikov7092

Where’s mr lemmiwinks???


vatsalpandya84

PEPE


_chauhanshubham

You gotta know. I'm feeling love.


SeptemberEnded

Just need Dreams playing in the background.


BoringMann

GEICO. 15 minutes can save you up to 15% or more on car insurance.


Cerberusknight77

WHERE WE GOING PAL?!


[deleted]

No, it's a giant hovering frog in the middle of the road.


sliplover

Well it can't jump off now, it'll be road kill. Might as well see where the ride takes it.


Hoonin4Real

Dont let him dry out you are killing him breh


MarkRoberts17

Enjoy moving to Louisiana, you cute dumb idiot.


jayclaw97

Oh my god, pull over.


Extension_Steak6918

An entire vibe. Happy Wednesday my dudes


spaghettios2

This frog is going places


ShinyBarge

Coolest heads up display ever!!


aSadMachine

This is like traveling through a wormhole for it


oarngebean

Hes playing frogger with cheat codes


DemonicLemon02

Alexa play passionfruit


wafer_boy_2112

forg


aronbee

Poor guy will be very far from his/her home :(


AskJames

That frog is going to be SO lost.


TheSkepticCyclist

Instead of pulling over the let the thing off, they decide to continue to drive and film it.


RedditReader280

Why he looking at me like that WHY HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT


itsjstalitleairborne

That frog is trippin'


Spazmanaut

I wonder if he’ll be annoyed when he gets off somewhere he doesn’t know.


SourceInsanity

https://t.me/joinchat/G3XliK0ntDgzNDBh


amazzarof

Thought it was two frogs. On closer inspection it is one frog


jetttybettty

MILF( man, I love frogs )


Damonicss

Your dashcam*


catedoyourhmwrk

Kevin?


Vwvillan907

Dude pull over and let it off lol what if he jumps wile ur diving


first-time-long-tim

r/threedomUSA


Man-guy-dude

That frog is going places


Oregongrown96

Hey big mannnn im going east ? Mind if i hitch a ride of your wind shield? That would be grovy ( Matthew Matthew McConaughey dazed and confused voice)


GrazYetti

Here you see the all time Frogger Champion of the world flexing on his competitors


DonTorreZ

This frog failed to cross the road and now he’ll never know what’s on the other side.


MeatWad111

You should probably pull over, it looks like he has some wise words to tell you.


HUNTERSQUIRRELL

Am I the only one that thought it was a giant frog in the road??


usku

Super breezy out here. Where we going captain?


kenkitt

He is having the trip of a lifetime, proly too many snacks he can't decide which one to go for.


NotEasyToChooseAName

It doesn't look like it's chilling to me, more like holding on for dear life lol


gull_faxi

Getting Final Fantasy ghost train vibes.


norsurfit

All hail hypno-toad!


anakinsrightnipple

his feets 🥺


CIearIyChaos

WERE NOT IN KANSAS NO MORE FUCKER


panzerboye

Kiss it


Hillario

It will be hard for the frog to get back home


sap91

It is Wednesday my dudes


Tibbersbear

He looks like "Yo, where tf you taking me?!?"


Masala-Dosage

Animal cruelty. Not cool.


mishmoigon2

Maintain eye contact to establish dominance 🐸


MyNameIsVoodoo

He used to drive a unicycle. **Now he drives a sedan.**


ZippZappZippty

Yup Edit: it's not Wednesday lol


PaulyWauly_Doodle

UK /Europe = Windscreen USA = Windshield


zurmanz

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


FireTheLaserBeam

I used a situation similar to this to describe warp speed travel. The spaceship is the frog. The warp bubble is the car. The frog is completely still, and yet it’s actually traveling at 50 (or whatever) mph. That’s generally the same principle as the warp drive. The ship remains stationary while a bubble of space moves around it and carries it.


Negawattz

Frog using the fast travel feature I see


Traditional_Yam_1985

TOADAY IS INDEED WEDNESDAY 🧐


gr8ful_cube

Let him off wtf save him


scooterT12

The thumbnail lead me to believe this was an absolutely massive frog in the road.


Pomegranate_36

Damn that'll be a long journey if it has to get back to its muddy puddle to spawn..


MinionMD

He’s going places.


dudoan

That poor frog will never see his family again...


Caperplays

Greetings bröthers, it is my pleasure to inform you that it is Wednesday.


BigBoomer37

Windsheild wipers will make it live longer


Wotietuluted

TIL so much so quickly. Thank you


StonedMason419

What a friend, hope he had a safe trip.


NotForMeClive7787

That frog straight up doesn’t give a damn and I’m loving it


CarbonIceDragon

This is how you cheat at frogger.


Tilted-Shovel

What the frog doing


joel04300

Window wipers: allow me to introduce myself


dankcorntro11s

Looks like frogco needs to talk to you about your car insurance


jpstew7794

Hehe, even in a recession the entertainment industry thrives!


Angieslemonsoda

Homies having a PANIC ATTACKK 😩😩😩


Pussychewer69

PHROG


1RLegend

you probably wonder how I ended up here..


Fun_Walk_4418

Fly frog fly live your life


peepjynx

*ribbiting intensifies*


mirage_aznable

He's probably thinking, "CAN I EAT THIS?"


i_fruitcake

u/savevideobot