Alright, FINAL name post.
By - unnamed-racoon
Arson, because it’s gonna scare the Karens away
Are you legally allowed to have arson as a name?
Who's going to stop them
The government who changes names
Sure they could stop them from putting arson on their driver's license but they couldn't stop them from going by it
Yeah, just like how there's people named Riot.
Ok cool, its a cool name so i was wondering
aiden sounds like aids so arson it is!
Wow thanks for ruining the name Aiden for me :D
youre whale cum! get it? cuz welcome sounds like... okay yeah you get it.
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I'm sorry but like, how could I not pick arson??
Arson is the most fun crime, that's all I'm saying.
Arson bc that's the name I chose for myself, and don't worry abt the legality or image bc my teachers call me by my name, even my older teachers. No questions asked. Hope this helps. :D
I'm really glad to hear that! I was so worried people wouldn't use my name if I chose Arson
Aiden is the name of a ship from my school (sometimes it’s called aids though)
(I don't like assuming labels but for the sake of the joke bear with me)
When you come out to your parents:
You: Dad, I have something to tell you... I'm a boy and my name is arson
Dad: Don't worry, we accept you. You were always Our Son (cause... Arson... okay I'll see myself out)
Many parents actually choose this name fore their son because of that exact same reason lol
And yeah I'm totally a guy, you got that right. I just come here cause y'all are really friendly :]