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Losing to the Time Keeper ain’t fun

Losing to the Time Keeper ain’t fun

Crazy-Lich

Considering that it's the time keeper, I can do her all day.


Immoracle

TIL that the time keeper is a girl


AnthonyXeno

What does TIL mean?


SteakandTrach

today I learned


AnthonyXeno

Ah I see many people have learned today that the TimeKeeper is a queen worth protecting lmao


AnthonyXeno

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Me too


Sillyminiwheat

There are 2 results for time_keeper on rule34


Gameover4566

Wait you guys are losing? I bet him first time with cudgel


AnthonyXeno

ahem kind sir this is a *lady* thank you very much.


Th3Shad0wz

If you have a shield you’re set. I haven’t done a brutality run in a while but I will keep a shield in my backpack just for the fight


Monarch357

Even on 0BC, I find Time Keeper way easier than Giant.


DarkSider303

I have never lost time keeper but i could never win against giant i tried it twice.


AnthonyXeno

But the giant is easier tho


DarkSider303

I don't know how it works ok i just can beat time keeper super fast. Edit: that's ironic.


Aracari8

2 tries is nothing. It takes a bit of time to learn certain moves, and you might have easily adapted to time keepers faster moveset.


AnthonyXeno

You know she technically can do it all day, i mean she *is* the ”Time” Keeper


CaptainBloodstone

Get it. Guys you get it right.


AnthonyXeno

You get it tho


CaptainBloodstone

Some for her attacks are really annoying though. And just stop teleporting dude. FACE ME LIKE A MAN.


just_a_10_56a

But she ain't no man!


AnthonyXeno

She’s a Woo-Man


CaptainBloodstone

Ha ha. Get it Wo - man.


DarkSider303

Stop


CaptainBloodstone

Ok


KeyDaGamer

she can and she will. there's no stopping her. also can we talk about that imgflip watermark?


AnthonyXeno

Bro I’ve been posting for like weeks and you just now noticed it lmao ​ sooo wat about it


KeyDaGamer

I just can't seem to wrap my head around it, it's extremely cursed. Like the mematic watermark, it shows how lazy people can be. I'm not really mad (I funny co) but somehow it makes me wanna stop laughing and think about how we became as people and how much I actually enjoy laughing at memes.


AnthonyXeno

It’s not my fault I don’t have anywhere else to make my memes


Bruhness81

Only time I lost to here was a 1CB run where I got careless and tried to heal instead of attacking. Otherwise I think shes probably the easiest boss in the game(So far)


AnthonyXeno

Tier list of easiest bosses imo 1. Concierge 2. The Giant 3. Conjunctivitus 4. the Hand of the King 5. The Time Keeper 6. Spoiler Boss


Bruhness81

I dont think Concierge is that hard. The first half you just zone him and you just need to parry once he enters his 2nd phase


AnthonyXeno

That’s why he’s number one tho cause he’s the easiest


Bruhness81

Oh I thought this was hardest to easiest lole my bad Time Keeper is easy af if you have a shield


AnthonyXeno

Or if you have a good build to melt her


sanscatt

I literally never lost to time keeper, not even having to heal most of the time, while I wouldn’t say Im good at the game. how can it be harder than hand of the king ? Maybe with practice hand of the king becomes easier, but time keeper is literally easy the first time. Same for giant. He might get easier, but time is needed to learn his patterns. Which time keeper patterns make you take damage ?


AnthonyXeno

Don’t think about it too much dude its just a meme.


mkomaha

All ground based bosses..just add dots then dodge. dots and dodge. works through 5bc.


Itsamezrlda69420

*Clock tower layout and design along with its music, yes yes.* ##However clockroom with timekeeper with little health, pain


KevinKvin

I love your posts dude keep it up!


AnthonyXeno

Thx I’m glad you like em!


N1ysUS

Jokes on you, I beat it on first try.


Tech_Support123

ive never felt something this hard for pixels


AnthonyXeno

Whoa dude tmi


Tech_Support123

but you can't lie look at them


AnthonyXeno

Bruh I do w-when I wear the Temporal outfit and see them jiggle physics lmfao


Tech_Support123

damn i needa check that out man


AnthonyXeno

Yeah I was unlocking all the costumes but never used temporal outfit, but after unlocking all the outfits I reviewed each one and discovered temporal outfit gives you b o o b i e s


Tech_Support123

that is amazing


AnthonyXeno

Yes I know right?!


Reeeeeee133

multiple knock bow/ice shards double binded, barbed tips, wolf trap, no mercy if it’s really bothering you. boom, no more time keeper


AnthonyXeno

no it’s just a meme i don’t have trouble with her


Reeeeeee133

ah ok. still sound advice tho


AnthonyXeno

Yeah Multi-Nocks is op from 0BC all the way to 5BC


Reeeeeee133

a lot of beginners (myself included lol) avoided it because of its lack of crit damage but after unlocking barbed tips i’ve seen its true potential


AnthonyXeno

Yeah same for me i used to avoid No-Crit weapons but now I don’t cause I see it’s actually better in some cases so you do the most damage without missing out on damage from crits


Automatic_Artist4259

This template is even better cuz I just watched the movie


AnthonyXeno

I could make a spoiler version of this same meme too lol


Sourwriter0

He's ez (I'm not trying to say I'm good plz don't take it wrong)


AnthonyXeno

Bro how dare you diss my waifu smh


FinesseRider

Mama tick is my waifu


AnthonyXeno

Bruh Conjuntivitus Is my waifu those tentacles got me actin up