Fanartists please this would be so funny!
By - Head_Project5793
somehow deep within i feel that this was the plot of an anime but now im not sure what it was called
I mean, almost every sentence that you can put together is an anime plot
Is that a JoJo reference?
Everything is a jojo reference
breathing is a jojo reference.
killing a dog and brother is a jojo reference.
saying your name after sexually harrasing someone is a jojo reference.
and thats only from part1
breaking the 4th wall is a jojo reference
being a priest is a jojo reference
Being an American president trying to kill a crippled cowboy on a train is a JoJo reference
Most things are jojos references at this point.
Including the name "MemeMan69funnynumber"
Hungry hippos and the conquest of the universe?
P sure that's just Food Wars.
To be fair Techno hasn't shown to be in the slightest to be scared of Zombie Piglins, so I don't think he shares that fear with them (and especially seeing how old he appears to be it's safe to say he may well not share said fear due to it developing during the "days" hinted at in the achievement you get when you enter a bastion)
But perhaps because micheal is a child... children are scary yknow
Idk, my headcanon is that Techno isn't a piglin, but the last surviving member of a closely related, older species, specifically the Pigman species which out of universe was almost added to the game, and was the living version of the old Zombie Pigmen.
So he wouldn't necessarily fear zombie piglin.
Ranboo have you seen my channel member bell, I need more mone-
I'll find it later
“I don’t think Michael’s room is secure enough Ranboo”
“Oh, you’re concerned for him Techno?”
“I’m concerned if he gets out”
I was soooo confused for a second because I thought you were talking about the recent addition of MichaelMcChill
Lol “oh no… it’s Michael McChill! My one weakness!”
"Hey uh, what's wrong with your kid?"
**specifically standing on the exact opposite side of the room.**
"Is he gonna be ok?"
Never thought of that
I don't think techno's a piglin, He seems more like just a pig.
I like to think he’s one of the pigmen villagers cut during development of the game. The last member of a race who are the pigslin’s genetic cousins.
Meh you can have it has a headcanon it's just that it is misinformation until proven otherwise.
He’s obviously a pink haired anime character /j
Piglin is a humanoid pig, techno's a humanoid pig. Technoblade is pretty surely a piglin or at least very close to them, from the Dream SMP animatics you can see it even more. Zombified piglin to a piglin is like a zombie to a normal human so it would make sense for Techno to be blood scared of him.
I'm fine with techno being closely related to a piglin it is just that everything about him is more advanced compared to the piglins. And I don't agree with "Techno to be blood scared of him." It just doesn't make any since for Techno to be scared of a zombified pigmen/piglin.
I think everyone just forgot about how when piglins go into the overworld they turn zombified haha. If anything he's half piglin half normal pig
Meh we don't know what he is so it's best not to spread misinformation.
If someone does make fanart of it, please make it like that one Diavolo death scene of him yelling at a little girl.
>make it like that one Diavolo death scene of him yelling at a little girl.
Techno: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Yes because human versions of c!techno look a lot like Diavolo
"AHH A CHILD"
"Techno, that's my kid"
Link to tweet: https://mobile.twitter.com/tichket/status/1406280192230887424
He'll drop kick Michael in self defense
omg yes please
what died it mean when people put "c!" in front of the names?
It means it’s the canonical/dream smp character of them, not the actual person. Hope that helps!
that's helpful, thank you
but techno is a pigman not a piglin...
i fear no man, but that thing... it *scares me*
I mean techno isn’t afraid of other zombie pigmen so it wouldn’t make sense but it would be hilarious so I’m conflicted on how I feel about it
I use Techno logic: “it doesn’t make sense but in my defense… it would be funny!”
The best logic
That would be funny af, but Techno is more like a pig than a piglin, and even if he were a piglin, he could be more like a brute that uses normal piglins weapons
The one thing technoblade fears.
And its an orphan
now i want draw it thanks
i'll start working on it in a bit, today i didn't had the time :p
Lol no worries I’m just excited anyone is trying to draw this
That would be funny
Impossible. He is adopted orphan.
Techno isn't a piglin he is a pigman
Tubbo and Ranboo’s adopted zombie-Piglin child.
Yes Michaelmcchill is very scary......
and yes whichever post that mentions tubbo and ranboo's son I will keep making this joke.
I’VE BEEN THINKING THIS FJFJF
But technoblade said that he see the zombified piglins as his own
Since he’s probably only partially piglin, maybe he’s less scared and more just nervous around him
Like an elephant afraid of a mouse
It could crawl up his nose! That would be so annoying
this is not what I was referring to, at all. thank you for your contribution.
I was quoting this source on why Elephants are afraid of mice to satirize the situation: “Theories abound that elephants are afraid of mice because the tiny creatures nibble on their feet or can climb up into their trunks. ... It's more likely that elephants, which have relatively poor eyesight, simply become startled when mice dart past.”
Woah, you learn something new every day. Also I would love to see a comic of techno explaining to someone why he’s afraid of micheal and it’s just “like, what if he crawls up my nose tho” “wtf”
Hermitcrafts? What does HC mean in this context
headcanon. They mean (h)ead(c)anon
taking notes rn
He is a pigman not a piglin.
BAHAHHA I'M DRAWING THIS