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Fanartists please this would be so funny!

Fanartists please this would be so funny!

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Raphael_DeVil

somehow deep within i feel that this was the plot of an anime but now im not sure what it was called


Ikeriro90

I mean, almost every sentence that you can put together is an anime plot


Eriasu89

Is that a JoJo reference?


MemeMan69funnynumber

Everything is a jojo reference


Villager_of_Mincraft

breathing is a jojo reference. killing a dog and brother is a jojo reference. saying your name after sexually harrasing someone is a jojo reference. and thats only from part1


Jackenstein007

breaking the 4th wall is a jojo reference being a priest is a jojo reference


maruseyes

Being an American president trying to kill a crippled cowboy on a train is a JoJo reference


JinxIsACat

Most things are jojos references at this point.


MissingnoMiner

Including the name "MemeMan69funnynumber"


explosivenuke1

Hungry hippos and the conquest of the universe?


Nuka-Kraken

P sure that's just Food Wars.


FrizellaTheBee

Yea


NewRomanian

To be fair Techno hasn't shown to be in the slightest to be scared of Zombie Piglins, so I don't think he shares that fear with them (and especially seeing how old he appears to be it's safe to say he may well not share said fear due to it developing during the "days" hinted at in the achievement you get when you enter a bastion)


Odd_Clover42

But perhaps because micheal is a child... children are scary yknow


MissingnoMiner

Idk, my headcanon is that Techno isn't a piglin, but the last surviving member of a closely related, older species, specifically the Pigman species which out of universe was almost added to the game, and was the living version of the old Zombie Pigmen. So he wouldn't necessarily fear zombie piglin.


Isuck_lel

Ranboo have you seen my channel member bell, I need more mone- *Micheal glare* I'll find it later


Phoenxr

“I don’t think Michael’s room is secure enough Ranboo” “Oh, you’re concerned for him Techno?” “I’m concerned if he gets out”


SwordDude3000

I was soooo confused for a second because I thought you were talking about the recent addition of MichaelMcChill


Head_Project5793

Lol “oh no… it’s Michael McChill! My one weakness!”


Pyrefirelight

"Hey uh, what's wrong with your kid?" **specifically standing on the exact opposite side of the room.** "Is he gonna be ok?"


Historical_Pilot_955

Never thought of that


Specialist-Pickle-44

I don't think techno's a piglin, He seems more like just a pig.


chilachinchila

I like to think he’s one of the pigmen villagers cut during development of the game. The last member of a race who are the pigslin’s genetic cousins.


Specialist-Pickle-44

Meh you can have it has a headcanon it's just that it is misinformation until proven otherwise.


Dim0ndDragon15

He’s obviously a pink haired anime character /j


Specialist-Pickle-44

Obviously /j


MasterMonkej

Piglin is a humanoid pig, techno's a humanoid pig. Technoblade is pretty surely a piglin or at least very close to them, from the Dream SMP animatics you can see it even more. Zombified piglin to a piglin is like a zombie to a normal human so it would make sense for Techno to be blood scared of him.


Specialist-Pickle-44

I'm fine with techno being closely related to a piglin it is just that everything about him is more advanced compared to the piglins. And I don't agree with "Techno to be blood scared of him." It just doesn't make any since for Techno to be scared of a zombified pigmen/piglin.


Shatteredglass165

I think everyone just forgot about how when piglins go into the overworld they turn zombified haha. If anything he's half piglin half normal pig


Specialist-Pickle-44

Meh we don't know what he is so it's best not to spread misinformation.


i-did-it-to-them

If someone does make fanart of it, please make it like that one Diavolo death scene of him yelling at a little girl.


_-_Rasse_-_

>make it like that one Diavolo death scene of him yelling at a little girl. Michael: Techno: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!


Quarterhour420

Yes because human versions of c!techno look a lot like Diavolo


Shrimp_Shell101

"AHH A CHILD" "Techno, that's my kid" "IT'S GREEN!????"


Head_Project5793

Link to tweet: https://mobile.twitter.com/tichket/status/1406280192230887424


coffe_and_ramen

He'll drop kick Michael in self defense


tapuachyarokmeod

omg yes please


indiegamer122

what died it mean when people put "c!" in front of the names?


Kelly807

It means it’s the canonical/dream smp character of them, not the actual person. Hope that helps!


indiegamer122

that's helpful, thank you


oopsydaisyimgay

but techno is a pigman not a piglin...


TechnoPigBruh

i fear no man, but that thing... it *scares me*


Wildcard-Jack

I mean techno isn’t afraid of other zombie pigmen so it wouldn’t make sense but it would be hilarious so I’m conflicted on how I feel about it


Head_Project5793

I use Techno logic: “it doesn’t make sense but in my defense… it would be funny!”


Wildcard-Jack

The best logic


Dominius396

That would be funny af, but Techno is more like a pig than a piglin, and even if he were a piglin, he could be more like a brute that uses normal piglins weapons


Mr-Blues5

The one thing technoblade fears. And its an orphan


SansToastx

now i want draw it thanks


Head_Project5793

Woohoo!


SansToastx

i'll start working on it in a bit, today i didn't had the time :p


Head_Project5793

Lol no worries I’m just excited anyone is trying to draw this


FrizellaTheBee

That would be funny


LordOfFreaks

Impossible. He is adopted orphan.


Tabs-Taboo

Techno isn't a piglin he is a pigman


DanInYourVan67

Who’s Michael


Head_Project5793

Tubbo and Ranboo’s adopted zombie-Piglin child.


Imadumsheet

Yes Michaelmcchill is very scary...... and yes whichever post that mentions tubbo and ranboo's son I will keep making this joke.


Thou_Art_Unoriginal

I’VE BEEN THINKING THIS FJFJF


plashma45

But technoblade said that he see the zombified piglins as his own


ChromeTheRaptor

Since he’s probably only partially piglin, maybe he’s less scared and more just nervous around him


plagueislost

Like an elephant afraid of a mouse


Head_Project5793

It could crawl up his nose! That would be so annoying


plagueislost

this is not what I was referring to, at all. thank you for your contribution.


Head_Project5793

I was quoting this source on why Elephants are afraid of mice to satirize the situation: “Theories abound that elephants are afraid of mice because the tiny creatures nibble on their feet or can climb up into their trunks. ... It's more likely that elephants, which have relatively poor eyesight, simply become startled when mice dart past.” https://www.elephantsanctuary.co.za/blog/140-are-elephants-afraid-of-mice


plagueislost

Woah, you learn something new every day. Also I would love to see a comic of techno explaining to someone why he’s afraid of micheal and it’s just “like, what if he crawls up my nose tho” “wtf”


Head_Project5793

Lol


USAndor

Hermitcrafts? What does HC mean in this context


Quarterhour420

headcanon. They mean (h)ead(c)anon


_Random__Human_

taking notes rn


ILAVDE_01

He is a pigman not a piglin.


kay_animates

BAHAHHA I'M DRAWING THIS