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Trigger christians with a single sentence.

Trigger christians with a single sentence.

Malachandra

The Old Testament includes an abortion procedure performed by god


CarelessChemist4

Really, where?


WizenThorne

Yep, if a husband suspects his wife of cheating, he can have a priest perform an abortion.


ATmotoman

It’s always a blast listening to the different rationales for this. They always say “it doesn’t mean THAT! And who knows what it means by her thigh will rot and she will become barren? Surely it doesn’t mean she loses the kid. And even if it does it’s just dirt which we know can’t cause an abortion.”


CarelessChemist4

Nice.


Kooloolimpah

Nice


genshalene

[Numbers 5:11-21](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%205%3A11-21&version=NIV&interface=amp)


Scary_Ad9115

Damn, how have I never heard about this?! I guess the cult of choice my Christian parents brought me up in wanted to shelter me from the idea that abortions were godly.


alt_spaceghoti

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordeal_of_the_bitter_water


Taco1126

Numbers 5 I think…. I could be wrong


David_The_Redditor

You are correct. It is Numbers 5.


MathAvailable4281

They always told me to skip Numbers😂. And when I finally read it I saw why.


David_The_Redditor

Yikes. Information control right there.


scottsp64

Yes! This is my favorite one.


crippling_altacct

I'm not a Christian and I'm not interested in becoming one, thanks.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

"Sorry mate, been there, done that".


Cheese6260

Dude nice


David_The_Redditor

Agreed.


whatzgood

According to Matthew 24, Jesus is a blatant false prophet, and therefore cannot be our saviour.


toxic_pantaloons

Just curious, what specifically is in this passage as proof? The temple stones or the generation not passing away before the return?


whatzgood

Generation not passing away before "all these things take place". Even if the things he described earlier in the chapter weren't about the apocalypse (they are), none of the things that he said would happen came within a generation, nor at any other time really. It's a false prophecy no matter how you look at it.


stanlins_anus

I had always understood that prophecy as some of those disciples will not die before witnessing the true glory of God, which was fulfilled at the transfiguration. what are your thoughts on this interpretation?


whatzgood

Matthew 24 and Mark 13 are delivered AFTER the transfiguration, so the passage I'm most concerned with can't be talking about the transfiguration.


JadeRaven34

Upon further inspection and literary criticism, Jesus actually didn’t say most of what was in Matthew 24 (to further trigger Christians). In fact, this was retroactively attributed to Jesus to explain the razing and destruction of Jerusalem, hence the metaphors of judgment and the phrase “this generation shall not pass away until these things take place.”


David_The_Redditor

Add Mark 13 to that as well.


Woden_42

Polygamy is biblical


FullClockworkOddessy

Getting blackout drunk and having an orgy with your daughters in a cave is more Biblically correct than non-incestuous monogamy.


Woden_42

Don't forget "marriage" to your slave. Can't have biblical, godly morality without sexual slavery.


YodaInHisHondaCivic

This could be a translation discrepancy but I always read Lot’s daughters got him drunk and raped him to have kids. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse..


heretic-wop

Jesus hung out with 12 dudes and Peter was his "rock."🏳️‍🌈


wilburforce5

And he and Judas kissed


Psephological

kissyyyyyyy


wilburforce5

Was really hoping this was a personal invitation


xwrecker

Separation of church and state


Comics4Cooks

No thank you, I don’t want to pray for the food.


A_Literal_Owl

There are religions other than yours.


Gloomy-Literature444

Why are you guys against gays? Its the "bi'ble not the "straight"ble... Aha! Checkmate christians


misschanandlerbong33

It's *straight* to hell not gay to hell


IsItSupposedToDoThat

[In Ron Swanson voice] "I know more than you".


WizenThorne

The Bible had donkey dicks and horse jizz.


Gl4uc0n

God says you don’t speak for her.


CarelessChemist4

I'm gay.


Impossible_Stop_2686

Ellen?


A_Literal_Owl

Freedom of religion also includes freedom from religion.


artpoint_paradox

Freedom of religion involves freedom for religions they don’t like.


David_The_Redditor

It also involves freedom of other religions.


Advanced_Life_8819

If god ever cared about babies why did he slaughter the ones from Egypt?


Psephological

And Amalek, and didn't stop Herod from having a bruh moment


laneo333

Fuck the holy spirit


VastDarkGrey1991

Say it loud!


Gloomy-Literature444

Virgin Mary - been there done that


fritistat

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.” The "Pro-Life" God, Hosea 13:16


not_a_willow

I'm an exchristian


alt_spaceghoti

I fear no gods I know how to kill.


FullClockworkOddessy

If Jesus comes back we'll just kill him again, and again, and again until he finally gets the message and stays dead. Fortunately from the looks of it it seems that once was enough.


Resident-Potato-9430

Na. Jesus has come back lots of times. The problem is he keeps ending up in a mental ward with every one else who thinks they're Jesus. It's really frustrating.


AICPAncake

*How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!*


Gloomy-Literature444

Ok you win congratulations 👏


alt_spaceghoti

Not just Jesus. His father as well.


Weary_Increase_6941

I've seen this phrase used on this sub multiple times. Is this a quote from something?


alt_spaceghoti

I've been saying it for years. The Bible tells us (for reasons we can't begin to fathom, probably laziness) what we can use to negate or kill the god of Abraham: iron.


Weary_Increase_6941

Ah yes, that's right. A quick google search helped me find 2 Kings 3:26-27, which suggests that the god of the Moabites was stronger than the Abrahamic god.


alt_spaceghoti

Also, even though the scriptures don't say it explicitly the common dogma says Jesus was fixed to the cross with iron nails and died within hours. Considering that the vast majority of crucifixion victims took days to die, that makes for an interesting data point.


nmtd2019

The universe is billions of years old.


Bovine_Arithmetic

Ezekial 16:49 Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.


vicegrip

You can't say you love people and threaten to torture them for eternity, it's insane.


cgllm

David and Jonathan’s love surpassed the friendship level considering David openly declared that he loved Jonathan more than women and that Jonathan said their souls were bound.


Weary_Increase_6941

The whole David and Jonathan story always makes me think of Achilles and Patroclus. Pretty sure both are couples.


CountessofPurple

When I was a Christian, this one offended me: "Jesus was a rape baby" Now that I think about it, God basically told Mary "I chose YOU to have my son". What was she supposed to do, refuse (and have her womb closed as punishment or something, knowing how wicked Yahweh of the Bible is)?


Gloomy-Literature444

Damnnnn


tiredoldbitch

Judge not lest ye be judged.


pdxpmk

Your clubhouses should be taxed.


virgilreality

Paraphrasing Bill Hicks: "You're not pro life! If you were pro-life, you'd be protesting funerals, attacking the casket with crowbars, yelling 'Get Up! you're not that sick!'"


Good_Ad6723

Homosexuality.


PumpkinSpiceAngel

Christmas has more Pagan roots than Halloween.


virgilreality

"Why do you need weekly love bombs and rah-rah sessions to 'spread the gospel' if it's always the same people?"


The-Lady-Of-Lorien

Jesus was only a man.


toastedcoconutchips

Just some guy


Badger_Brains_io

Wasn’t actually a full 3 days now, was it?


ThorButtock

The Bible called a man "just" even though he offered his virgin daughters to get gang raped by an angry mob and later, said daughters got him drunk and raped him.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Hail Satan!


IsItSupposedToDoThat

That oughta do it.


The-Lady-Of-Lorien

Username checks out


artpoint_paradox

The Bible teaches twisted morals.


everybodysrussian

I believe in God but think Christianity is wrong.


David_The_Redditor

I don’t blame you.


ImpishMisconception

Creation is false and Evolution is true and since Evolution is true that means that the fall of man didn't happen so therefore there is no Savior as it isn't needed therefore nothing in the Bible is true.


Taco1126

God isn’t good


GuyMansworth

It's the same religion, give or take 1 or 2 things, as the Muslims you hate so much.


Professional-Stock-6

Sin is a concept, so there’s no need for “salvation” from it.


[deleted]

God is a narcissist


KiritoFujikawa

The bible is full of contradictions, historical and mathematical errors.


Competitive-Yam-1595

Almost everything in the Bible contradicts itself


Librado65

Trump was not God and republicans are Satanists


Fealuinix

Hey now, no reason to annoy the Satanists.


Librado65

Im saying as a triggering mechanicanism for christians tho ...you know how much they hate being name called because they dont name call


BirthdayCookie

Atheists are not "bad" or "rude" or oppressing you if they tell you no, you cannot pray for them or no, they won't pray with you (and yes, you are a bad person if you ignore those statements.)


Sandi_T

Communion is symbolic cannibalism and Jesus was a human sacrifice whose flesh and blood Christians pretend to consume in order to steal his spirit. Bonus points: Jesus was definitely a false prophet, didn't fulfill one actual Messiah prophesy, and the Jews were correct to kill him according to the commands of the Old Testament god. Worshipping Jesus is idolatry.


weallfalldown310

I left Christianity and am now Jewish.


Gloomy-Literature444

Oh boy now you'll get hate from both christians and jews


weallfalldown310

Oddly enough less from the Jews than you would think. Lol. My conversion may not have been up to Halacha standards of orthodoxy but I had the period of study, Beit Dein and Mikveh dunk. Most Jews I have come across see me as Jewish, and I won’t mess around with those that don’t. Wouldn’t matter for most anyway since I wouldn’t count for minyan as a woman.


Ghoram

Jesus was a false prophet Thanks to AronRa for that one


David_The_Redditor

If I may inquire, what comments of his are you referring to?


Ghoram

Not really his comments, more relating to a recent interview he conducted. Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phr7VPhSglk&ab\_channel=AronRa


David_The_Redditor

Oh. Okay. Thank you.


CupOfHemlock

[Fake demonic possession.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Szqwm2-kUJY)


[deleted]

I believed in a lot of different fairy tales before I grew up.


Ambiguous-Jedi

Im Buddhist, lead a nominally moral life and have no room in my cosmology for your concept of god.


BossOld9477

god is not real and you can't convince me otherwise and if you try i will file harassment charges


Fireheart559

All religion is bullshit.


alt_spaceghoti

I was going to remove your comment as applying too broad a brush for this subreddit, but in the context of the question I'm going to allow it. For future comments, please remember this is an all-inclusive exchristian sub, not an atheist sub. Many of our users have other spiritual beliefs since leaving Christianity. Blanket statements deriding all people with any form of spiritual beliefs at all is not allowed. Please post generalized anti-theist material at r/antitheism, r/atheism, r/DebateAChristian, r/DebateAnAtheist or other appropriate subs. Anyone of any belief, including Christianity, should feel safe and welcome here so long as they follow the rules, including rule 3.


BirthdayCookie

This is massively hypocritical. Most religions have blanket statements deriding every other beliefset. Why are we not allowed to do the same?


alt_spaceghoti

I'm sorry you feel that way. If it's not acceptable to you, we won't hold it against you if you find other subreddits more to your taste. The point of this subreddit is not to deride religion in general. It is to help people out of one specific religion. Until recently, ex-Christians who didn't turn to atheism have been feeling shut out of this subreddit because they felt attacked. We don't allow anyone to proselytize here, not Muslims or Christians or Hindus or Buddhists or atheists. If you can't confine your criticism to Christianity, please refrain from participating here.


BirthdayCookie

So they want to adhere to a belief that attacks everyone else without being attacked themselves? And we're catering to this while mocking it in Christianity? Letting religion--any religion--have it's cake and Fuck it too is one of the main reasons religion is so problematic. If people don't want to be attacked them they shouldn't throw the first stone. coddling these people is not helping no matter how "shut out" they feel. But sure, I'm the one who can't play nice.


alt_spaceghoti

> So they want to adhere to a belief that attacks everyone else without being attacked themselves? They don't. Disrespect isn't allowed here either. Again: our focus is narrow. > And we're catering to this while mocking it in Christianity? No, we're simply holding everyone to the same standard. We're not giving atheists a pass while holding everyone else to a different level of civility. > Letting religion--any religion--have it's cake and Fuck it too is one of the main reasons religion is so problematic. If people don't want to be attacked them they shouldn't throw the first stone. coddling these people is not helping no matter how "shut out" they feel. Perhaps you could point me to an example of this. Because if it's something we missed, we'll be happy to redress it once it's called to our attention. > But sure, I'm the one who can't play nice. No one has accused you of not playing nice. I'm simply informing you of how the rules are being applied. I'm also informing you that if you don't feel you can abide by that application of the rules we will understand if you choose to end your participation here.


holy_mountain_666

“God bless you,” or “have a blessed day.” But only use it on disrespectful, self-entitled assholes. (I work in a restaurant in the Bible Belt.)


Xeno_Zombi

Jesus is not an American.


lawyersgunsmoney

God condones slavery, and no it’s not like indentured servitude, it’s beat your slave as much as you want—just don’t kill him.


VastDarkGrey1991

www.jesusneverexisted.com by Kenneth Humphrey. Now that's a site to piss someone off and actually educational!


TheFactedOne

Slavery was sanctioned on the old testament. And the new testament, as Paul said slaves obey your master.


RavEldur3

Muslims, Jews and Christians serve the same God


vic2thepeople

I lost my virginity in a church…. With your pastor.


old_mcfartigan

The atheists I know are, on average, nore moral (by Christian standards) than Christians


Mortalist444

Two words: "Prove it."


paxinfernum

Happy Holidays!


gijjyyproductions

A classic: God isn’t real.


x_Artifex_x

I'm trans-ing my gender, and you can't stop me!


mcmultra75

The Bible condemns pedophilia not homosexuality


David_The_Redditor

The Bible says salvation is by works if you are circumcised. (Galatians 5:2-3)


lawyersgunsmoney

God condones slavery, and no it’s not like indentured servitude, it’s beat your slave as much as you want—just don’t kill him.


PuffinofPeace

Jesus smelled bad


-Rubey

Oh my god


Braxton-Adams

I AM GOD!