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What is your favorite insult nickname in league history?

What is your favorite insult nickname in league history?

TheBenLuby1

Chris Chandler spent so much time on IR we called him Crystal Chandalier.


JulianEdelmansQuads

Marcus the Glass Cannon


mill_about_smartly

NFL is truly lacking in it's injury-prone nicknames. NBA got Day-to-dayvis, CP3-6 weeks, MRI Stoudamire... Very few NFL "glass player" jokes.


drippinswagu69

MRI Stoudamire is so damn great how have I not heard it before


Roodyrooster

Matt Glassford was a thing for a while or "China Doll" before he hulked up his shoulders and started for like 6-7 straight years


prozack91

I dunno. The man separated his shoulder and was screaming in pain as he won a game. Don't feel comfortable making fun of him for durability.


OrangeForeign

Any and all variations of Mr Big Chest


SmokinMcNasty

Mr. Broad Context


Backpacks_Got_Jets

Mr best comments


jimmyhoffasbrother

Mr Best Cognomen.


LosingSkin

Mr Butt Chug


daddyfatstacksthe2nd

A+. Goddamnit I love these comment chains every time they come up. It's such a versatile meme template.


buffalotrace

Mr Bye Canton


MumkeMode

That shit is always hilarious


AndrewDoesNotServe

Mr. Back Cum will always be the best iteration


rrriiiddd123

Thank you for this. I've recently started following the NFL and this subreddit, and I for the life of me couldn't understand where MBC came from. 🙏


MumkeMode

It came from Brown himself, during his split with the steelers he claimed to rename himself as “Mr Big Chest” so anything that fits the MBC acronym is used to describe Brown


CapytannHook

Mr Blessed Clarification


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I was just sitting here scrolling these comments and this straight made me burst out laughing


FlexPavillion

He actually said "Mr. Big Checks" but it sounded like chest and everyone ran with that


Blyatnij

Mr Bountiful Callers


PRsAndDR

Not even an insult at this point, just always hilarious. Any "MBC" jokes on r/nfl and "LeX" or "LeMickey" jokes on r/nba always kill me.


liv11112

Let's be honest, calling something "mickey" or "lemickey" is just hilarious even if it doesn't make sense.


secretgardnerminshew

Pillsbury Throwboy


eking85

Round mound of touchdown


OldheadBoomer

He Ate Me


b0nger

Battleship Lorenzen


not4urbrains

Dough Montana


IamHybrid

RIP Hefty Lefty


Scrubtanic

RIP, Battleship Lorenzen


bluehammer

J Load


Menace0528

BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)


AFatz

I thought we were talking about insults?


skiuppbayless

The Abominable Throwman


RadicalDreamer89

Battleship Lorenzen.


jimmifli

Alex Van Pelt was known as Pil by all his teammates.


sithwonder

Eddie "Business Decision" Jackson. Plenty more have earned that nickname but I saw that on Twitter a bit ago


howlongcanthisevenb

As a bears fan I hate this one so much... but it’s hilarious


I_saw_that_coming

I always liked Kellen Dick Fingers Davis


emperos

He doesn't make business decisions.... He tries to tackle, just sucks at it lmao Dude was getting flung around last year like he weighed 130


The-Womb-Raider-

I haven’t watched a lot of bears games admittedly, but I thought he had a great rookie year? Not following that up well?


LovieBeard

He had a great 2018, then Pagano decided it would be a great idea to put one of the best coverages safeties in the league in the box, when the his sus tackling would absolutely never be exploity


pcwesthill

Why is this his nickname just out kid curiosity?


sithwonder

The "Business Decision" is to play low-effort when attempting to tackle a ball carrier in order to avoid injury and thus, future financial losses


MyUsernameIs_

The Pillsbury Throwboy, The Hefty Lefty, and Captain Fatfuck are a couple of good ones.


ShadyWolf

RIP Jared Lorenzen


Rooster_Pigfoot

The round mound of touchdown


Backpacks_Got_Jets

The Round Mound of Touchdown!


NNKarma

Fitztragic


DeadMoney313

Fitzception I love the guy though and on any given Sunday he can be the greatest... Or dogshit


Henfrid

On his best day he's the greatest of all time, on his worst he's the worst of all time. When you think about it.......it only makes him greater.


reality_czech

Tragic Bronson


loegare

If you don’t love me at my fitztragic you don’t deserve my fitzmagic


mackinoncougars

Clipboard Jesus


bcsublime

Chuckles whitehurst?


InfiltratorXP

Less Welker for Cole Beasley lol.


1Soldier

Cole diseasely


AndrewDoesNotServe

Oh my god. I named my FFL team Cole-atteral Damage when this was staring me in the face


TheBigBomma

He hasn’t played yet, there’s still time to change it.


LordSnoh

Colvid Beasley


ElectrosMilkshake

I have called Matt Patricia “Epic Meal Time” for the last several years


NNKarma

That was a fun channel


CantTochThis92

Bacon strips


OpabiniaGlasses

and bacon strips


sokkarockedya

Smother it in Jack Daniels.


sj2011

Jack Dagnels


SpaceJesusIsHere

NVP


lronicGasping

This will never not be the right answer. So simple, yet the most embarrassing award for a football player to win. All hail the one and only NVP, ~~Mitch Trubisky~~ Mick Truboosky


JFCSalvation

What makes it so funny is the fact they lost the game


thewhat962

Josh allen injured. Mitch takes over and bills squeak into the wild card. Oh. Shit! Its on nickelodeon. Bills lose 31-28. Mitch is once again the NVP.


CornholioRex

Time to slime


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Stat Padford


MonsieurPenis

So simple. So elegant. So cutting.


bujweiser

I’ve always been partial to Frat Stafford with his early look.


mikebrownhurtsme

Bungles is pretty good I have to admit


barnyard080

Love/hate the username


mikebrownhurtsme

It's from the heart


ArcadianBlueRogue

Took me a sec to remember the actual team name


walia664

Jared Goof


MumkeMode

Will he Goof or Go-off!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Dr Jared and Mr Goof


Revolutionary-Duck99

I thought Jared Gawful was more funny and had a better cadence.


ProudBlackMatt

Any of the 10 Carson Wentz name puns like Carson Wince.


tashmanan

Eagles fans call him Ginger Judas


creutzml

Fat Randy (Bullock) Dude ain’t even that overweight… just is compared to average kicker lol


stonecoldcb

Mizzou has a kicker right now that they call the Thicker Kicker.


The_Other_Manning

Captain Fat Fuck, leader of men Insulting and endearing


imHere4kpop

I love this because it sounds like a really mean grade schooler came up with it.


erichw9

Gotta agree


DeadMoney313

Tree!


BarRoomBully

This is it.


WalksWithKemba

Nathan Peterman


steezus__christ1

Nathan Peterman the GOAT


Stickin8or

Good ol' Petermeme


KirilenkoAK47

every bad mobile qb is Scam Newton to me


OrangeForeign

2020 Cam was Scam Newton


ocho2

DooDoo Shit-Poopster makes me laugh every single time without fail


Jarvis28000

I can't believe I forgot that one, it's absolute gold


Brooklyn2LA

Why am i laughing so hard at this dumbass name LMAO


clayfus_doofus

I am an ADULT. I should not still be laughing at this!! But here I am


Ronorsomething

It took me a bit to figure out who this was until I said it out loud. Now I've been giggling for a solid four minutes.


BlackberryCheese

hardest i’ve laughed at reddit comment in a long time


BlueThumbtack08

Not as shitty but I laugh hysterically every time I remember that AB called him Boo-Boo Shoester


bth27x

The way Troy Aikman says "That football team down there in Washington", then it became reality.


snowdope

I wonder if he burst out laughing when he found out they were going with that for a year lmao


itwastimeforarefresh

The GEQBUS


SyracuseNY22

Does the irony of Danny Dims count?


OrangeForeign

Danny Cents is also up there


colourmeinkindness_

Daniel Loans


mcmaster93

Legit couldn't think of his actual name after reading this


mitch_mc_turtle

I think Michael Thomas has earned enough respect to not be called slant boy anymore. He's slant man now


cowabungaboogaloo

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Former_Entertainer_5

Legion of Room last year for the seahawks


Promotion-Repulsive

Legion of Whom


HotSauce2910

Joe Staley’s kid called us the toots, and it’s objectively (like literally unarguable) the best insult nickname in league history


Deter86

It’s true. It’s basically standard on r/49ers


tamecruzala

I have such a hard time being mad at it


TheBigBomma

Joe Staleys kid is a savage


unhalfbricking

I'm old, but Elvis "Toast" Patterson (Giants DB from the 80s) cuz he always got burned.


pincus1

Muscle Hamster, not really an insult but Doug Martin hated it and it stuck despite his best efforts. Just an adorable nickname.


Pacififlex

It really is a great nickname if he just embraced it. I understand why it would feel disrespectful though


Waste_Morning_9268

The New Orleans Aint’s was pretty good


Dismal_News183

It's ice hockey, but Edit: Rob Niedermayer was hurt so much they called him "Special Nieds" for a while. Edit: I am an asshole. It was Rob Niedermayer, not Scott. Sorry to the HOFer.


PRsAndDR

NBa: * Anthony Day-to-Davis * Joel WebEmbiid * CP3-6 Weeks


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unhalfbricking

Never Nervous Pervis (Ellison) got hurt so much they called him Out of Service Pervis.


MediumDickNick

Damn, that’s pretty brutal.


buffalotrace

Granted, I didn't grow up on Boston at the time, but you are telling me that Hall of Famer Scott Neidermeyer who played 17 years as full time player in the league and won more cups than had seasons under 70 games was known for his injuries?


Dismal_News183

People are indeed assholes


creutzml

Fucking hell 😂😂😂


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The Aints. Half this sub wasn't even born in the dark days of Saints Football (using that phrase is generous), when fans would show up with paper bags on their heads, exclusively to boo their team, while the road to the stadium was littered with the bodies of drunks who had succumbed to the lure of extremely cheap and shitty beer.


johnnyhouston87

Washington Foreskins


zachthompson02

Hail to the Deadskins!


Hamms_Bear

I remember hearing a ref call a player garbage ass


PoissonPen

Rain City Bitch Pigeons And Eric Ebron is Droptimus Prime


littlejugs

I liked to say last year that Pittsburgh was fielding bedrop and dropsteady


BiggeSquidde

I love the simple effectiveness of "Fat Randy" Bullock Stat Padford Doug "Muscle Hamster" Martin Philip "Marmalard" Rivers


Simpleton216

DeSean "Springtime for Hitler" Jackson


EZAF-Bayleaf

DeSean "The Birdreich" Jackson


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The Birdreich is the real winner from that controversy


aGiantRedskinCowboy

God dammit lmao


VonnSkyhawk

Quasi Throw-do for Kellen Moore


BondJamesBondDBL07

Kenny Anderson from the Bengals was called Candle Light by his teammates. One blow and he was out.


Scrubtanic

were people sucking him off a lot or...?


L-methionine

I’ve always been fond of the Rainy City Bitch Pigeons


-SeaBrisket-

You talking about my Shithawks?


justanotherassassin

Lol that and SF 4 and 9ers


Oakroscoe

Excuse me, we were the 49IRs last season.


CobaltRose800

I remember Forty Whiners from ESPN way back in the day.


dlmay1967

Elvis "Toast" Patterson, Giants DB in the 80s. It's been used since, but this was the first time it really stuck.


SamDarnoldIsHot

Deshone Kizer


rybot808

I've always enjoyed "Kizer So-so" from Bill Simmons' and Cousin Sal's podcast


Thicen

It's only mildly insulting, but I always liked Sammy Sleeves


bcsublime

The “rebuilding since 1959 Detroit Lions “ My Bears fan friend always called Mitch Trubisky “bitch you missed me”


DrDilatory

Just End The Season


localistand

Bridgey Treadwater Teddy Bridgewater, but Bridgey Treadwater is the bridge QB, franchise isn't getting anywhere, just treading water.


BrotherSeamus

Teddy Two Yards


NerdyDjinn

Blake " The BOAT" Bortles


AK-11

NBA but when Barkley called AD “street clothes” I lost it.


rysryan

Triple Single


mitchbehaven

Ben worthlessburger


YEEEEEAAAAA

“Burnt Toast” any CB on the Eagles roster from 2012-2018, specifically Bradley Fletcher


Genius-Imbecile

Roger Gotohell.


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CamBamThnkUma-am

He’s one Popeyes biscuit away from being a tight end


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CamBamThnkUma-am

Eddie “Cheeseburger” Lacy


Bipedal-Moose

Also, Feast Mode.


Mythikron

I also heard "Cheese Mode"


icwiener69420

It was “China food”, and damn man he was dealing with mental health issues.


tamecruzala

Or just the simple Fat Eddy


HashS1ingingSIasher

AKA Marshawn Lunch


Puzzleheaded_Key347

vanilla vick


VariousLawyerings

[Never Forget](https://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0824/576x324_vickwhite.jpg)


Scrubtanic

I hate referring to things as "cursed" but this absolutely fits that description.


Snoo-6

Dink and Dak damn you Cowherd


stoltchr

Massage Watson


certainlyunpleasant

Yeah slantboy is funny as hell but mostly because it bothers him so much


dontknowwhoIamrn

Captain fat fuck


RedWingWay

.... leader of men.


Pittyswains

Doodoo shit-poopster.


Scrubtanic

I'm laughing. You called the man DooDoo Shit-Poopster and I'm laughing.


Pittyswains

Best part about it: even if you’ve never heard the nickname, you know exactly who it is.


CaaaaakeRose

I hate to admit that I actually loled at this one. I'm a child.


Mr_Bl1tz

Ocho Stinko


HireButchJones

My spell check changed Cowboys to Cobwebs and I've kept it ever since.


BrotherSeamus

That's just our trophy cabinet


RoboBingo

Whats a trophy or a cabinet


aniLizT

colin sackorpick


Scrubtanic

I spent 2006 to 2013 referring to Gary Kubiak as "Hairy Pube-iak" and I stand by that. The man had shaggy balls, I'm sure of it.


Xylarouix

I remember when Matt Hasselbeck started to decline in his last few years with the Seahawks people would call him Matt Fumblesack


Cjc3478

The Washington Foreskins Phallus Cowboys


lemon_jalopy

Jim “Chris” Everett.


_Puntini_

Obligatory clip. https://youtu.be/t3BH97I5Ur8


Maat1932

Terrell "Burnt Toast" Buckley


Hip_Hop_Hippos

The Clapper


EmpiricalBreakfast

Nathan Petermeme


Tatumisthegoat

Feast Mode