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Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) at Washington Football Team (2-3)

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) at Washington Football Team (2-3)

RealPropRandy

DK Metcalf is an Edge Rusher playing WR.


RealPropRandy

\#LetGenoCook


RealPropRandy

RIP the Winter Olympics.


renegadecoaster

Did Mahomes just scratch his balls on live TV?


Hokie_Jayhawk

I had Chiefs over 31.5. Screw me. Haha


mjr2p3

Well, see y’all on Redzone


jfMUSICkc

Fucking finally


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Mahomes struggling with that visor.


Jheartless

So like why not just take a knee then??? Seems like a dumb way to get a injury.


WesleySnopes

Trying to sell us on Cowboys Patriots with historical stats


StarfishSpencer

I know it’s a blowout and everything but I fucking hate it when Andy does this. He is so scared/unwilling to run up the score that he won’t even kick a 30yd field goal and just runs it on fourth and long


ibn1989

Let's hope they can keep this up for the rest of the season!


MikeyRocks757

They won’t, you only get to play us once


Equal-Razzmatazz1806

But there's still the giants and the Broncos


ibn1989

U mad


DaBestNameEver0

Nah, he’s just speaking facts


MikeyRocks757

You must be new here, we have no emotions


Available_Dig_9345

Chiefs defense can still improve lots till the postseason. Don’t be surprised if they make a few trades to upgrade.


Rbfam8191

Are the Loins going for the new all time losing season record or what?


WesleySnopes

It's up for grabs


Drumboardist

On the Girdiron?


Mouth_Puncher

Not looking forward to being blown out by KC next week


lemon_jalopy

Not looking forward to Derrick Henry running for 500 yards next week.


Mouth_Puncher

Naaa we shit the bed vs good teams we're gonna make you look like a lock for the super bowl


randommaniac12

We couldn't stop a pop warner team from running the ball


DaBestNameEver0

You think we can stop Henry?


jfMUSICkc

That'll be a great offensive game though, ours versus Henry.


ibn1989

That's what I'm afraid of.


Mouth_Puncher

Lmao we're the hottest garbage we're about to lose by 4+ TDs in back to back weeks


DaBestNameEver0

Did not just watch us struggle against the goddamn [Redacted]?


Beeslikesteve

How they going to port over a vr RE game and just remake it. Cmon


natestate

Nothing better than the pure joy of a lineman with the ball.


SFThirdStrike

I like Ron Rivera but am glad that Washington is losing. Essentially only won the division because the Cowboys QB got hurt and the Eagles decided to gift them the division. Their defensive stats last year were bolstered by playing shifty offensive lines and bad QBS. They essentially won the division just to say that they did.


walkingthedinosaur

Teams don't play to lose no matter what fans want.


BackNBlack58

Heineke is actually Kirk Cousins


mpc92

He’s diet Brett Favre


SharkBombs

Actually he's Kirk Cousins cousin


flushlikeatoilet

I wish


ReallyFnCleverName

We need to exercise some demons right now.. get that 3rd passing TD and 400+ yards.


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StartingReactors

Only the Ravens give a fuck about stats bro.


ReallyFnCleverName

Imagine getting bent out of shape in a game thread not even involving your team over a shit post joke.


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Drumboardist

*gasp* There are OTHER TEAMS?!?


StartingReactors

2nd half Chiefs woulda beat 2nd quarter Chiefs 41-0.


RayLMVT

God I hope that we get Buffalo in the playoffs if we make it. I'm sick of the blowouts against quality teams. I hope that we get the Bucs in the Super Bowl again for revenge. E: Only salty losers downvote innocuous comments.


Shady-Turret

Let's not count those playoff eggs before they hatch


RayLMVT

They're the Chiefs. They'll make it.


Shady-Turret

Biggest concern is how good the rest of the division is.


RayLMVT

The rest of the division has a jump start, but I don't know if they'll sustain that success. They're generally pretty mediocre. But if someone other than the Chiefs does win the division, I don't think it's a huge deal because Mahomes can carve up any defense at the drop of a hat. I'm banking on him making a big playoff run. I'm not so sure that we DO win the division this year.


olivedi

Mahomes is regressing away from the mean now


saddest_vacant_lot

Progressing?


olivedi

i’m not good with words


saddest_vacant_lot

Wow stands are empty! Is traffic that bad? Haha


CheeseMan0987

You're looking at the team with the worst attendance in the league lol


AutisticHistoryLover

I've traveled to DC a couple times when I lived in Virginia. Yes, yes, it is really that bad.


Roadman90

It's DC so yes.


ibn1989

They are in DC, but the stands were empty when the game started.


WanderingHaaton

The stadium isn’t really in DC it’s in Landover, Maryland, which is a little bit away from DC. The traffic sucks because the way the parking out there is set up is god awful.


ibn1989

I used to live in DC, PG County is pretty much DC my dude.


WanderingHaaton

We are just gonna have to disagree lol lived in DC my whole life.


ibn1989

Ok whatever


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The enigma that is the Kansas City Chiefs


Captain_Enizzle

Damn it, Washington, I know your team is absolute trash, but cant you keep Gibson healthy so those of us who have him on our fantasy teams can be happy?


RealPropRandy

Henicke looks like the fourth iteration of the Kevin Mccalister character from home alone in one of the lesser sequels.


Drumboardist

He's fighting French Stewart?


Rbfam8191

He has a pool ball gun = ?


OGConsuela

Idk why I even pay attention anymore. I like Ron, but everyone rots to shit in this organization eventually. That won’t change until Snyder is gone. He’s still young, too, so I’ll never see a Super Bowl in my lifetime. I’ve accepted that.


lannett

Heinicke looked so defeated


StartingReactors

No one likes losing


Equal-Razzmatazz1806

Just a normal team having a normal one with a normal win. Nothing to see here


mctoasterson

We want Henne


BackNBlack58

Get Mahomes to 400 passing yards


OneTrueYahweh

And 1 more TD


frezcone

Let’s just get another TD to really make a statement


Drumboardist

C'mon, draw up a play for Josh Gordon, really light peoples' heads on fire....


Zoidberg22

Heinecke isn't good


Nastyhogrider

Up 18 with 3 minutes left and Mahomes in to pad his stats, fuck youuuu


lemon_jalopy

They literally just ran it every play.


DasNath

Must be a Broncos fan.


Nastyhogrider

Giants


sarcasmrules18

Welp for sure over now. Don't have much of a consistent team


TwistedSou1

That int was something else.


mjr2p3

That’s a new one lol I love it!


musefan8959

That’s not something you see. Ever. Nice


Cough_Syrup55

Mahomes has still never had a bad game


Kansascityroyals99

Don’t tell that dov kleiman dude. He thinks people are starting to figure him out lmao


leafthrower

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!


grizzantula

I hope the "Bold prediction" person is still in this comments thread.


Zekybrjik

He absolutely did not intend to intercept that lol. Just worked out.


StartingReactors

Wharton killing it. Love to see Miners doing well.


MrAliK

Fade me fam


BackNBlack58

Lol wtf the best int ever


RevenantLurker

Oh shit!


saddest_vacant_lot

What a catch! Lmao!!


breakthebrad

Its weird how our defence plays lights out the second Sorenson isn't in the lineup


BadHombre2016

He’s still playing. They just put him in a better position to succeed. He’s been playing in big nickel closer to the line rather than a deep safety.


Kansascityroyals99

This is a very bad offense we’re going against, but it is definitely better without the worst nfl player playing every snap anymore


kcsmlaist

They have been a very good offense this year


mpc92

Hahaha wtf


Rbfam8191

Almost time for Cowboys @ Patriots guys!


ReallyFnCleverName

That was a super impressive interception


JoeScotterpuss

Damn, I felt bad for Heinicke last week, but now... Sheesh.


AutisticHistoryLover

Big guy play!


natestate

FAT MAN PICK FAT MAN PICK


KCShadows838

Big man wouldn’t let go!


mctoasterson

Never seen a catch pinned to an O line helmet while that player is unaware the entire time lol


weeoohrescue

S/o to that one Chiefs fan that still thought they could blow it harder than us. I hope your Sunday is well.


Darkshynes

Chargers got a beat down!


Jastafarius

What a play!


flaming_fuckhead

Talk about a tale of two halves


Dark_Shit

He Mossed the O line


Cough_Syrup55

Excited to see what this confidence does to the Chiefs. They're about to run all trick plays next week vs the Titans


IVIalefactoR

LOL


JoseJimenezAstronaut

That was pretty cool.


StarfishSpencer

INT of the season right there lmao


Drumboardist

Well, the Jags got a win. Countdown to Meyer quitting due to "Having tied Nick Saban" in 3...2...1...


raek1

Damn. Camera angle from the back of the endzone on that TD throw was awesome.


yaboymattyk

thats what happens when you throw to the running back 8 times in a row


olivedi

I want to believe that Josh Gordon gave some motivational speech during halftime and that’s why we started playing well during the 2nd half. That’s how he contributed during this game and you can’t change my mind.


KarmaticArmageddon

"Clear eyes, full ~~pipes~~ hearts, can't lose!"


StarfishSpencer

Tye Jason Heyward effect


ibn1989

D-line pick? Defense getting a takeaway? What is going on?


flushlikeatoilet

Wow


lemon_jalopy

Things were said in the Chiefs locker room at half.


EnTyme53

"Alright, guys. We lured the league into a false sense of security by intentionally playing like shit the first five and a half games. Time to crush their spirits the rest of the season!"


Drumboardist

"Guys, I brought Josh Gordon onto this team, and I can take him off of this team in only 3 bites. Go play better." "Wait, Coach, do *what* now?"


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Best interception I’ve ever seen


EgoSumPater

this sub has such a hate boner for mahomes it’s disgusting


WesleySnopes

Yeah it's a weird feeling. Because like… at least he seems a decent dude off the field unlike a lot of superstar players. People seem to just be recycling their Brady hate in ways that don't always apply.


breakthebrad

Its the r/nfl arc. Once Herbert has dominated for another year or two they'll turn on him just the same


SharkBombs

Damn stuck a fork in it


RealPropRandy

Lol how?


Animaldance24

Fucking WFT


randommaniac12

Washington, you guys are incredible fans. Hopefully soon you'll get an owner who deserves you guys


saddest_vacant_lot

1st half Chiefs: 🤡 2nd half Chiefs: 🗿


DasNath

Imma just need a Kelce TD. Plz.


WesleySnopes

/r/fantasyfootball


DasNath

Idk why I never considered looking for that. Thanks!


RayLMVT

There we go. This game is in the bag. Hopefully we can keep this momentum up against the Titans. We've had their number, bit I'd give them the edge as of now. They still look too sloppy.


StartingReactors

What a play!!!


dr-phils-left-nut

Unlike UT, we are back


p1nkfl0yd1an

Don't let this Chiefs win distract you from the fact that in November of 2016, the Kansas Jayhawks defeated the university of Texas in a football game.


iBigBoyBrian

This thread had such an influx of comments at half just to hate on Mahomes and the Chiefs. Now it’s crickets lol


OldTobyGreen

Dont worry, us WFT fans had faith he'd put it back together. Our meltdown was as predictable as the sunrise


StarfishSpencer

This is why Chiefs fans never give up on Mahomes and are so high on the guy. He had a “bad” day nearly throwing for 400yds and 2TDs. Obviously 2INT is not ideal but he has the ability to just turn it on when it matter most


Zoidberg22

This season is more of his rookie year in terms of mostakes


RTS24

PA announcer being a bit savage with that "my own worst enemy" right there


grizzantula

"Please tell meeeeeeeeeee whyyyyyyyyyyyyy" playing in the stadium as KC goes up by 18 is hilarious.


WesleySnopes

Frank Clark making it easy on that LT


Rbfam8191

That last TD toss in the Highlight...Iconic


inspektor71

William Jackson is absolute garbage. He’s gonna go down as one of our all-time free agent busts, and that’s saying something.


DasNath

Well... I was excited to watch this after the Ravens game... But... Now it's pretty much in the bag.


kshiau

21 unanswered wyd wft


frezcone

And that my friends will wrap it up


RevenantLurker

Classic Chiefs clock-melting drive.


RealPropRandy

Mahomes really waited three quarters to start stuntin’.


Available_Dig_9345

Can’t believe someone actually made a bold prediction picking WFT to be in the super bowl lol


ibn1989

lmao what


blakenard

Yeah, they said they were the “team to beat”. In the NFC


ibn1989

They must've been smoking some really good shit lol


p1nkfl0yd1an

Weed's legal in Virginia now so all the lifer-Northern Virginia WFT football fans are high as fuck every weekend.


blakenard

I said the same thing in his thread, lmao


bigDean636

Time to turn on RedZone


SharkBombs

Reports of the chiefs being washed were....premature.


Drumboardist

Number of Field Goals WFT need to tie this game: 6.


projecks15

Redskins offense is trash


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flushlikeatoilet

He ain't calling this game


UsernameTaken55

Chiefs could use this game as a momentum swing, this was still an (on paper) gimme win, but if they manage to beat the Titans next week they'll be in a good position.


KrustyBrandComments

Pardon me, I have a few posts from the 1st half I need to delete


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We beat the football team y’all were back


Roadman90

Panlidrone score. let's fucking goooo


blakenard

I’m not ashamed to say I had to look up what a palindrome is…


jfMUSICkc

English is the worst language just because the word palindrome isn't a palindrome.


TheFasTTortillabendr

Something the same way forwards and backwards


blakenard

Thanks, I figured it out lol


TheFasTTortillabendr

I need to re-examine my reading comprehension


PoodleGuap

WFT defense are the biggest frauds since the entire Browns roster in 2019


QHDEosanesis

17-pt diff... They really did reboot


blakenard

Game: blouses


TehVulpez

I'm glad Chiefs woke tf up this half. Hopefully they keep it up in following games


TheFasTTortillabendr

Andy Reid needs to lead this progress. Mahomes Kelce and Hill can only do so much


Zilveari

Fuck it, fire everyone sell the team and move it.


p1nkfl0yd1an

Yeah but if they don't then in 8 years when the Chiefs come back I can still get club level seats for cheap.


Dark_Shit

2nd half offense wasn't playing around


ibn1989

We back to Chiefs football now boys!


Thacornholer

Washington is wasting Terry, insane.


yaboymattyk

I honestly hope he leaves so he can go to a different team. He’s my favorite player and will never win shit here


Hokie_Jayhawk

How often does a guy throw for almost 400 yards with only one TD?


jfMUSICkc

2. Count them, 2 touchdowns


StartingReactors

Timing


blakenard

Why call a timeout there? Why not wait til second or third to make sure they don’t get the first and waste a timeout


SharkBombs

Jesus that is a hell of a hickey.


MajorSham

Makes it look like he's got pine tar, or got punched in the neck lmao


TheFasTTortillabendr

The shot of the stadium coming back from commercial break made it look really dull and boring


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

It’s FedEx field…what’d you expect?


Xander_Crews_RVA

Poo water or from my experience there, horrible sight lines all over the stadium.