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Varane's watching the game on his IG story [@raphaelvarane]

Varane's watching the game on his IG story [@raphaelvarane]

YGurka

Haha, Commentator even said “if Varane is watching, weather is not normally like that”. And he is watching


XiJinpingLovesHoney

Made me laugh haha.


Prams35

The MUTV commentary is so much better than the normal PL ones tbf


trashfu

lol no Gardner is the most uninspiring, sleep-inducing commentator you will find anywhere.


KiG0

He did call Liverpool a small club today


TopNotchGamerr

Found it funny when they went though all the big clubs that benetez has managed and talked about everyone of them being a good showcase for his CV except Liverpool lmao


gultam1007

They also said - Veratti won the Euros POTT - Tuanzebe had "carried on his run" after passing to Brandon, while it was Pogba who was running


stringsandthings3

The second one is a simple mistake which every commentator occasionally makes.


prollyanalien

To be fair they’re similar height and are built pretty much the same, unless Pogba’s got some signature hair going on or you’re able to make out their numbers they’re kinda difficult to tell apart from a distance.


Ryo720

Pogba got the Manchester derby haircut


paulpmcg

I miss Paddy Crerand on coms. It was such biased old man commentary and I loved it haha.


lemagicien9

ALREADY WEARING THE COLORS


capicolasalami

can she play DM?


K-eleven

I love how the RW meme died with Sancho


thphnts

Because we have a right winger. At last.


elreydelasur

It’s like when Obama posted in /r/thanksObama Like…what’s the point of carrying on with the joke if the joke is never going to get any funnier? Lol


thphnts

Politicians love an old joke because it wins them a few more precious votes.


elreydelasur

I think it was just fluff. most of reddit was going to vote for Barry O anyway


mon212011

We actually have 3


thphnts

We weren’t winning the league with James. Greenwood is naturally a striker.


mon212011

Pallestri & Amad


thphnts

Yeah we aren’t winning anything if they were starting.


findthelimit

WTF!? It's a well known fact Sancho is a just a poor man's Lingard.


zxLv

Feels unreal Varane is playing for us


Q_Q-Reddit

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE VARANE FEEDING HIS BABY WHILE WATCHING US PLAY EVERTON!!!!!!!! [SLAPS TABLE]


harshmangat

what a chad


hibachi777

Ok, I'll bite: what's a chad? I tried doing my own research on the matter using the typically reliable Urban Dictionary but lets just say the definitions I found there were less than satisfactory and don't seem applicable here lol.


MrLoeuf

a chad is the opposite of a virgin


pharlap1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)


rmit526

An archetype jock; an alpha male, the popular kid at school that all the girls (aka Staceys) fall for. I've always hated the term because it's use by incels, particularly Elliot Rogers (that's another rabbit hole)


hibachi777

No idea who Elliot Rogers is either lol. I'm gonna take this as a sign that I am living my life the right way and should continue down the path I am on.


Hippletwipple

He was a US teenager who uploaded a video to Youtube in 2014 documenting how he hated men who were sexually active and hated women for rejecting him. He went on to shoot, stab and ram several innocent people dead before committing suicide via gunshot, later that same day. He became a "symbol" for incels online.


hibachi777

Ahhh, I looked up the name and sadly I do remember that disgusting incident. Just didn't remember the dipshit's name and frankly that's probably how it should be. He deserves nothing.


Ratbastard1337

I'll add to the chad meme that chads aren't assholes to other people, but encourage them to better themselves. Think of a senior that takes a freshman under his wing to motivate him to improve himself. Brads are the popular/handsome guys who put others down. Whereas a chad is a friend we all would love to have because he's always got our back.


LangyLangLang69

A Chad Is an alpha male Search stuff like "absolute chad" or "what a chad"


Illeaturgerbil

https://youtu.be/4rxxvtKamYo this you?


ashu54

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQezinb283E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQezinb283E)


xGiven

Chad Unicum vs Beta Virgins


Chadiboii

Why yes he is.


Bacon_Boobies

Rashford popped round with a welcome hamper of food


dheerajravi92

I really hope Old Trafford bounces to "SHAMPYONS LEEG VAHAAN" soon


Gytarius626

I love how he’s our player yet we’ll all be like “👀 👀 👀” to this still


FriedRicewtEgg

Its like the First week with new GF


avee10

That’s called trauma


NcX2015

I mean he’s not done his medical or signed his contract yet so officially isn’t ours, but yeh still funny


swattie62

Is that the Old Trafford lego set on the ground? Ffs he’s a massive fan for us


Reasonablytallman

Good spot. I guess they’ve sent it to keep him occupied in isolation.


LLTMLW

I’m bored in lockdown here in Sydney, do you reckon they’ll send me one too?


Scotsmania

Depends, can you play cdm?


LLTMLW

I actually did play CDM for my football teams until I broke my collarbone, if that counts for anything!


WAITINGFORMYCOOKIE

Lmao


CookieKeeperN2

Sure, it'll be just 400 pounds.


LLTMLW

You see, that’s 750 aud and I’m currently unemployed so it may need to wait


CookieKeeperN2

Dang. Best of luck mate!


LLTMLW

Thanks mate! No work means it’s easier for me to catch United games though, so that’s a positive!


MrViceMcCreedy

Probably let him feel home at Real Madrid.


Otarun

It is. The manual can be seen right above his right knee. Page 25 from what I can see in the manual: https://www.lego.com/en-us/service/buildinginstructions/10272


sadta2020

This is an even better spot


Gerserss

Champions Lego Varane


Jhin515

Great set of eyes


EnsconcedScone

👁👄👁


TheAlmightyKrot

Probably sent by the club.


Stingray_23

Or he brought it lol


regeneratingzombie

He came to us for the discount.


Stingray_23

Haha joins for 20% staff discount in the mega store


Stingray_23

Genuinely read that he's supposedly been a fan since he was a kid. Not sure if there is truth in it tho


Buffythedragonslayer

There are pictures of him in the stadium tour


Stingray_23

I just googled and nothing came up. Do you by any chance have a link or know where to look?


witwiki50

Headline tomorrow “Varane out for 6 weeks due to injury of stepping on legos”


sadta2020

What a spot!!


jubza

I saw that too! Happy better eyes confirmed it


Blind_Cave_Pleb

That was the deal breaker, he nearly didn't come to United then they said they'd throw in a Old Trafford lego set and the rest is history.


hnhhuyhnh

He’s wearing red and black and holding a white bowl. Proper United lad!


thebiglad

I find it funny that Varane - a multi multi millionaire - buys the same MAM baby bottles for his kid as I have for mine. I always like to see these glimpses of normality.


Juicydicken

Looks like a small TV too. Not a crazy 100 inch one. Humble lad. Probably hotel though lol


joemama1155

Yeah don’t think he’s bought a house yet


incognito_red

Pogba with his house hunting book waiting for varane's quarantine to be over.


akshat6

That's a hotel room TV, not his own


Juicydicken

>Probably a hotel though lol


just_another_jabroni

Never seen bezels that big on a TV since 2008. Pretty much archaic


meganerid

Lol never seen so many duplicate posts in a row He staying in a hotel or?


kingfish1117

Karma race was really on for this one


MayweatherSr

the karma race was more fun when the winner of ballon dor got announced


DistrictFearless

He's probably already started renting his house. Doesn't look like a hotel room at all.


Sac_a_Merde

That was like 10 different posts or something.


tryenko

Studying how the lay the wood against EPL opposition!


[deleted]

He's with his family in Manchester???? Man's too dedicated


molewart

That the Old Trafford Lego set bags on the floor?👀


bardsley123

You all think he had to subscribe to MUTV?


FriedRicewtEgg

Probably.. the offer runs out tonight


GungHoAfro

MUTV paused the broadcast to show this image live. Weird, bizarre bit of production. Bet the inception moment freaked Rapha out too


UpDog17

Yeh like woah I'm watching myself watching TV. Take another pic of him then, go deeper


XiJinpingLovesHoney

They just showed this pic during the game 🤣🤣👌


UpDog17

I laughed at that too. I hope he saw. Be pretty weird to see yourself from behind tho on TV as you're watching it haha


managerdude_66

Varane watch on a Varane watch!


diamondsam2

His daughter will make a fine footballer, does she play dm?


darklordreigns

She’s gonna with Man Utd women their 15th CL in a row in 20 years time


Buffythedragonslayer

I actually wanna see a play date of Bruno's and Lingards daughters. Both so cute with personality


zohan994

Looks like he's settling in well in Manchester.


prinssi_k

SHAMPYONS LEEG VARAUGHN


gazchin

You love to see it 😍


arvindeddit

He's... perfect


RuudMood

Someone pinch me


arnm7890

"Describe the United squad in 5 words" "Good Lads and Good Dads"


utterly_big_boi

"shut up kid, I'm watching a Bruno masterclass"


tyetforsyth

He has the Old Trafford Lego as well i think


XiJinpingLovesHoney

Logburner aswell. What a guy.


Plumbsauce116

Oh decent the regens already here


TheWelshOne83

Family man, I like him already.


Tipsy247

Feeding the baby is cute


ShadowFlyer1

League isn't ready for Champions League Varane


PancakeZ33

I've always wondered how players get their housing sorted so quickly when they move to a different country.


Talezeusz

club helps them


Vixtol

The club have dedicated personnel whose entire job is to help players with whatever they need like housing. I bet it’s not an easy job juggling the needs of so many families but I bet it’s a fantastic job to have


Fifa_786

Definitely has to be part of the process when doing the transfer. Club probably has a lot of properties lined up (temporarily) until the player comes over and can go with his family for house hunting etc


chronoistriggered

He cooks with wood fire?


Hellbog

Haha, absolutely love it.


ManuPasta

ID on the Lego set? Looks like possibly the old Trafford Lego set


Fresh_Fun2185

That's an interesting game of janga he's playing. ​ Man of many talents I see.


Timmaigh

Thats rather small TV. Now it makes sense he wanted out of Madrid - they did not pay him well enough to get bigger one!


estebancantbearsedno

He’s got wood watching this game.


DasHotShot

Shompions Leeg Vhorane!


lotteriakfc

Dont know why but I just love our players to be a family man. From circus around rooney, giggs, martial...to the cores of Bruno, marcus, varane, pogba...


martialgreenwood

Still wearing red


hybrid07

I came to post just this and its the first thing I see on Reddit. Take my upvote


huey88

Isn’t he where he technically always wanted to be? Didn’t he want to sign with us when Fergie was still here?


TheSmilingJay

Making sure he didn't sign for the wrong club.


Juicydicken

Love the fact that his home looks just like mine and nothing extravagant and his baby chair is simple and doesn't look like a crazy £1000 baby chair. Looks humble


H_espeliz

We neee humble players like him , cavani, bruno , maguire, and shaw ( plus mata and matic,)


TheKingofWakanda

Is he in England already?


[deleted]

Yes. Arrived yesterday


GungHoAfro

yeah arrived Thursday evening


MontrealMUFC689908

This will fill my dose of adorable cuteness for a while. <3


cubed_CON

I am prepared, this gon be rough. This was a staged photo he was asked to do by yanited staff cuz they want to give fans something to feed on. Same for Sancho’s tweet.


Me2445

I think vast majority know this


cubed_CON

Doesnt seem like that from the top comments in this thread.


bfcostello

"I can't wait to win many many trophies with this team" - Varane's inner monologue


D34throooolz

spaghettios over white carpet. hmm


Japples123

Mans got a real fire place


whyisjack

Is he in someone’s old house it looks familiar


RedditPCBabies

Family first!!!


mmojica53

A true gentleman as always


JMX11011

Reminder that content like this is allowed but if we try to discuss football the post is taken down