Varane's watching the game on his IG story [@raphaelvarane]
By - andiirehan
Haha, Commentator even said “if Varane is watching, weather is not normally like that”. And he is watching
Made me laugh haha.
The MUTV commentary is so much better than the normal PL ones tbf
Gardner is the most uninspiring, sleep-inducing commentator you will find anywhere.
He did call Liverpool a small club today
Found it funny when they went though all the big clubs that benetez has managed and talked about everyone of them being a good showcase for his CV except Liverpool lmao
They also said
- Veratti won the Euros POTT
- Tuanzebe had "carried on his run" after passing to Brandon, while it was Pogba who was running
The second one is a simple mistake which every commentator occasionally makes.
To be fair they’re similar height and are built pretty much the same, unless Pogba’s got some signature hair going on or you’re able to make out their numbers they’re kinda difficult to tell apart from a distance.
Pogba got the Manchester derby haircut
I miss Paddy Crerand on coms. It was such biased old man commentary and I loved it haha.
ALREADY WEARING THE COLORS
can she play DM?
I love how the RW meme died with Sancho
Because we have a right winger. At last.
It’s like when Obama posted in /r/thanksObama
Like…what’s the point of carrying on with the joke if the joke is never going to get any funnier? Lol
Politicians love an old joke because it wins them a few more precious votes.
I think it was just fluff. most of reddit was going to vote for Barry O anyway
We actually have 3
We weren’t winning the league with James. Greenwood is naturally a striker.
Pallestri & Amad
Yeah we aren’t winning anything if they were starting.
WTF!? It's a well known fact Sancho is a just a poor man's Lingard.
Feels unreal Varane is playing for us
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE VARANE FEEDING HIS BABY WHILE WATCHING US PLAY EVERTON!!!!!!!! [SLAPS TABLE]
what a chad
Ok, I'll bite: what's a chad? I tried doing my own research on the matter using the typically reliable Urban Dictionary but lets just say the definitions I found there were less than satisfactory and don't seem applicable here lol.
a chad is the opposite of a virgin
An archetype jock; an alpha male, the popular kid at school that all the girls (aka Staceys) fall for.
I've always hated the term because it's use by incels, particularly Elliot Rogers (that's another rabbit hole)
No idea who Elliot Rogers is either lol. I'm gonna take this as a sign that I am living my life the right way and should continue down the path I am on.
He was a US teenager who uploaded a video to Youtube in 2014 documenting how he hated men who were sexually active and hated women for rejecting him.
He went on to shoot, stab and ram several innocent people dead before committing suicide via gunshot, later that same day.
He became a "symbol" for incels online.
Ahhh, I looked up the name and sadly I do remember that disgusting incident. Just didn't remember the dipshit's name and frankly that's probably how it should be. He deserves nothing.
I'll add to the chad meme that chads aren't assholes to other people, but encourage them to better themselves. Think of a senior that takes a freshman under his wing to motivate him to improve himself.
Brads are the popular/handsome guys who put others down. Whereas a chad is a friend we all would love to have because he's always got our back.
A Chad Is an alpha male
Search stuff like "absolute chad" or "what a chad"
https://youtu.be/4rxxvtKamYo this you?
Chad Unicum vs Beta Virgins
Why yes he is.
Rashford popped round with a welcome hamper of food
I really hope Old Trafford bounces to "SHAMPYONS LEEG VAHAAN" soon
I love how he’s our player yet we’ll all be like “👀 👀 👀” to this still
Its like the First week with new GF
That’s called trauma
I mean he’s not done his medical or signed his contract yet so officially isn’t ours, but yeh still funny
Is that the Old Trafford lego set on the ground? Ffs he’s a massive fan for us
Good spot. I guess they’ve sent it to keep him occupied in isolation.
I’m bored in lockdown here in Sydney, do you reckon they’ll send me one too?
Depends, can you play cdm?
I actually did play CDM for my football teams until I broke my collarbone, if that counts for anything!
Sure, it'll be just 400 pounds.
You see, that’s 750 aud and I’m currently unemployed so it may need to wait
Dang. Best of luck mate!
Thanks mate! No work means it’s easier for me to catch United games though, so that’s a positive!
Probably let him feel home at Real Madrid.
It is. The manual can be seen right above his right knee. Page 25 from what I can see in the manual:
This is an even better spot
Champions Lego Varane
Great set of eyes
Probably sent by the club.
Or he brought it lol
He came to us for the discount.
Haha joins for 20% staff discount in the mega store
Genuinely read that he's supposedly been a fan since he was a kid. Not sure if there is truth in it tho
There are pictures of him in the stadium tour
I just googled and nothing came up. Do you by any chance have a link or know where to look?
Headline tomorrow “Varane out for 6 weeks due to injury of stepping on legos”
What a spot!!
I saw that too! Happy better eyes confirmed it
That was the deal breaker, he nearly didn't come to United then they said they'd throw in a Old Trafford lego set and the rest is history.
He’s wearing red and black and holding a white bowl. Proper United lad!
I find it funny that Varane - a multi multi millionaire - buys the same MAM baby bottles for his kid as I have for mine.
I always like to see these glimpses of normality.
Looks like a small TV too. Not a crazy 100 inch one.
Probably hotel though lol
Yeah don’t think he’s bought a house yet
Pogba with his house hunting book waiting for varane's quarantine to be over.
That's a hotel room TV, not his own
>Probably a hotel though lol
Never seen bezels that big on a TV since 2008. Pretty much archaic
Lol never seen so many duplicate posts in a row
He staying in a hotel or?
Karma race was really on for this one
the karma race was more fun when the winner of ballon dor got announced
He's probably already started renting his house. Doesn't look like a hotel room at all.
That was like 10 different posts or something.
Studying how the lay the wood against EPL opposition!
He's with his family in Manchester????
Man's too dedicated
That the Old Trafford Lego set bags on the floor?👀
You all think he had to subscribe to MUTV?
Probably.. the offer runs out tonight
MUTV paused the broadcast to show this image live. Weird, bizarre bit of production. Bet the inception moment freaked Rapha out too
Yeh like woah I'm watching myself watching TV. Take another pic of him then, go deeper
They just showed this pic during the game 🤣🤣👌
I laughed at that too. I hope he saw. Be pretty weird to see yourself from behind tho on TV as you're watching it haha
Varane watch on a Varane watch!
His daughter will make a fine footballer, does she play dm?
She’s gonna with Man Utd women their 15th CL in a row in 20 years time
I actually wanna see a play date of Bruno's and Lingards daughters. Both so cute with personality
Looks like he's settling in well in Manchester.
SHAMPYONS LEEG VARAUGHN
You love to see it 😍
Someone pinch me
"Describe the United squad in 5 words"
"Good Lads and Good Dads"
"shut up kid, I'm watching a Bruno masterclass"
He has the Old Trafford Lego as well i think
Logburner aswell. What a guy.
Oh decent the regens already here
Family man, I like him already.
Feeding the baby is cute
League isn't ready for Champions League Varane
I've always wondered how players get their housing sorted so quickly when they move to a different country.
club helps them
The club have dedicated personnel whose entire job is to help players with whatever they need like housing. I bet it’s not an easy job juggling the needs of so many families but I bet it’s a fantastic job to have
Definitely has to be part of the process when doing the transfer. Club probably has a lot of properties lined up (temporarily) until the player comes over and can go with his family for house hunting etc
He cooks with wood fire?
Haha, absolutely love it.
ID on the Lego set? Looks like possibly the old Trafford Lego set
That's an interesting game of janga he's playing.
Man of many talents I see.
Thats rather small TV. Now it makes sense he wanted out of Madrid - they did not pay him well enough to get bigger one!
He’s got wood watching this game.
Shompions Leeg Vhorane!
Dont know why but I just love our players to be a family man. From circus around rooney, giggs, martial...to the cores of Bruno, marcus, varane, pogba...
Still wearing red
I came to post just this and its the first thing I see on Reddit. Take my upvote
Isn’t he where he technically always wanted to be? Didn’t he want to sign with us when Fergie was still here?
Making sure he didn't sign for the wrong club.
Love the fact that his home looks just like mine and nothing extravagant and his baby chair is simple and doesn't look like a crazy £1000 baby chair.
We neee humble players like him , cavani, bruno , maguire, and shaw ( plus mata and matic,)
Is he in England already?
yeah arrived Thursday evening
This will fill my dose of adorable cuteness for a while. <3
I am prepared, this gon be rough.
This was a staged photo he was asked to do by yanited staff cuz they want to give fans something to feed on. Same for Sancho’s tweet.
I think vast majority know this
Doesnt seem like that from the top comments in this thread.
"I can't wait to win many many trophies with this team"
- Varane's inner monologue
spaghettios over white carpet. hmm
Mans got a real fire place
Is he in someone’s old house it looks familiar
A true gentleman as always
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