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I must admit, my hiking adventure was more stunning than I ever expected! America is beautiful. 🤯 Here are some pics from my trip out West!

I must admit, my hiking adventure was more stunning than I ever expected! America is beautiful. 🤯 Here are some pics from my trip out West!

Kathutet37

\*5 minutes after the second picture is taken\* "Where is this Uber driver taking me???"


Shamrock5

*(being led to the executioner's block)* "Sir! I'll have you know that I'm not going to give you more than three stars for this trip!"


Wildcat_twister12

“Knew I should used Lyft”


Bubster101

Yeah I prefer the draconic method of travel


Kathutet37

I could just imagine being stuck with a "Karen" on that ride. I would welcome the beheading at that point!


KINGMAT050

"shut up back there!"


JustaRandomguy9999

*guy next to him* “Hey you, you’re finally awake”


NoMos_lol

That reminds me of a skit by the LaFave bros. Edit here it is: [Oblivian in Real Life II](https://youtu.be/ybeWq0-Hego) Edit 2: Wes Johnson is in it too lmaoo


carter2642

Don’t know, but sovngarde awaits


devilthedankdawg

This land is your land This land is my land From Bleak Falls Barrow To Solstheim Island From Daedric Cult Sites To war-torn Whiterun Hold Skyrim was made for you and me!


SickNumbles

Winner


devilthedankdawg

Ive gotten a lot of positive feedback about my funny r/Skyrim comments lately. Any time I make a joke on another subreddit it doesnt land. I guess skyrim people just get me.


InformalTiberius

Woody Guthrie would be anti-stormcloak, anti-empire, anti-thalmor and pro-Paarthurnax


BackgroundAccident

Definitely a bard


JurgeClooners

Just like the best of us


BackgroundAccident

There was a big high mountain That tried to stop me Some jagged cliffs and I couldn't reach the peak But on the backside I just glitched up it. Skyrim was made for you and me.


devilthedankdawg

As I was trying To leave the province Got caught by a trap Made for a novice But then I was saved By dragon Alduin Skyrim descends to agonyy


wensleydalecheis

woody Guthrie is my guy


happybeard92

“One more time!” “Skyrim was made for you andExcept for Khajiits, Elves, Argonians, Redgaurds, Orcs, Bastard Imperials, Bretons, Foresworn, Empire loyalist Nords, non Talos worshipping Nords, Milk-drinkers, and sweet roll stealing thieves...meeee”


devilthedankdawg

Skyrim is Nordic Gods Damn the Thalmor Its not for Forswors Or Elsif the whore Imperial faithless Go home to Cyrodiil Skyrim belongs just to the Nords


drewbilly251

I love how you can actually play a version of this song with the mod “become a bard” I know it’s a huge mod (100mgb)for what it adds(honestly not all that much) but it’s an essential to me now


ungureanu77

ah I went there too a few years ago! I wonder if they still make the mead mixed in with juniper berries


CTBarrel

I remember that place. The owner tragically died in a house fire recently.


PlaneWitness6023

That’s what they get for overcharging me for the extra mead 🤬


ERschneider123

This is the best Reddit post I’ve ever seen


SickNumbles

Thanks fam


ERschneider123

Your welcome man.


ElioArryn

Pog


Hyp3r10n_two_point_0

That's so awesome! Travelling during COVID is always so risky. Especially the TSA checks. I recently got my sweet roll confiscated. Plus I hear they have curved swords now. Curved. Swords


NoirYT2

You see those warriors from hammer fell? They have curved penises. Curved. Penises.


Outlaw-monk

Love gamer poop


MysteriousTeaching30

You're standing a bit too close to the thieves stone for my comfort.


SickNumbles

I choose the Thieves stone so I could steal your heart.


Gunny_McCshoots

Don’t judge me ok


MysteriousTeaching30

Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief.


FLxWWY

I feel personally attacked


Outlaw-monk

Nuuuuuu, not your sweet roll


Sere1

You especially have to be careful crossing the border. Might wind up in an Imperial ambush.


BoldeSwoup

That makes me wonder, is carrying a sword allowed in states with open carry ? What about bows and arrows ?


SickNumbles

Texas does allow you to carry a giant sword. I know this because my friend does medieval war re-enactments and the city confirmed they can all carry their swords pretty much anywhere.


TwoPercentCherry

I don't know about others, but I know that in Arkansas you can carry just about anything you want, as long as you don't have the intent to commit a crime. Guns have some restrictions, but as long as you're 18 or older go wild carrying all the swords and shit you want


The_Ashman1

>as long as you don't have the intent to commit a crime. "No officer, I didn't go into the shopping mall/school/theatre meaning to slaughter everyone, it just sort of... happened."


TwoPercentCherry

Yeah, it's honestly an incredibly dumb law, lol


hesaherr

My state allows open firearm carry, but my city bans having a blade more than 4 inches in public (open or concealed). Which is insane.


a_pompous_fool

For swords laws against dueling may restrict it and depending on your state they may be considered a deadly implement so would have open Cary laws apply but to be safe you should check you local laws which can be found on your state legislatures website


JaxRhapsody

Here in Kentucky you can carry a sheathed sword if it's peace tied. Kinda hard to conceal carry most swords. Not sure on bows&arrows, there is a law on crossbows, though.


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Forsaken-Souls

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTRmAhu08pA Arrowwee innnn theee *kneeEeeeeEee*


TonyYuuki32

Did you go to the Cloud District? Oh.. what am I saying, of course you didnt.


_g550_

Came here for this..


OTheHughManatee

Me to, I just didn’t know it until I saw it.


Several_Rip4185

Ditto


cocoa0alva

Lol just finished commenting on the r/skyrimmemes one


SickNumbles

Thanks for spreading that good ole post butter


cocoa0alva

* visible confusion*


Amaranth_Stormcrown

I love this so much


captainbotanical

The kind of shit posting that makes Reddit so great.


SwordDude3000

Damn dude the fecking editing! Amazing! Do you have a moblie green screen or some crap lmao


SickNumbles

So Im a bit nuts and don’t actually use Photoshop when editing. I just open the image on Preview in Mac, use the lasso tool to manually cut myself from photos, and then I copy and paste myself into the Pages application over a background of my choosing. (Yes, really) But these are all just unedited shots from me in Utah.


hansnotfranz

I live in Utah. Can confirm. The local Jesus cult does pioneer larping with their youth, which is what you can see OP doing in the second pic.


spikedchameleonx

Omg stop 😂😂they made us do that and I’m not even from Utah. “Pioneer larping” was exactly it 😂


Jdropje8

I did pioneer larping! But we didn’t get to use wagons, we had handcarts, OP is lucky.


SwordDude3000

Of course of course. Although, purely theoretically, I imagine cutting yourself out so cleanly would be pretty difficul, theoretically of course


watusstdiablo666

I mean, that's how photoshop works. Just more convenient.


Instainious

Bro, he didn’t edit any of them.


SickNumbles

This is actually untrue. I’m very sorry. I used a filter in the second photo when taking a selfie. If I’m banned I understand.


ExplodingTurducken

*steals sweetrole as punishment*


AskAboutDN

You seem rather pale...


PhunkyPhazon

Could be ataxia.


CrackAmoleE

It's quite a problem backhome in cyrodiil


Outlaw-monk

I'm not sick... just Breton


drpepper2938

Wouldn't Skyrim be more North then West cause if I'm right with my geography (with me probably being incorrect) morrowind being in the west? But that don really matter caz this is pretty dope


SickNumbles

What’s Skyrim? This is Utah.


SquireDan

I'm dying at the idea that the dragonborn is some dude who was visiting Utah for the first time to go hiking and keeps misidentifying other worldliness as the utah wildlife and them having gotten lost on the trail.


stx06

As open as the player background in *Skyrim* is? That sounds like something that could have easily happened!


drpepper2938

Never been to Utah so I wouldnt know 🤷🏻


Outlaw-monk

Though farther north would put Skyrim in Canada... nothing wrong with Canada, but... well it's Canada


Sere1

I just imagined a Canadian dragon and I need this to be a mod ASAP


Outlaw-monk

So you're da, Dovakin aye? Well I'm gonna haveta eat ya, sure sorry aboat that


eFurritusUnum

Said by the dragon Letterkennynax.


Outlaw-monk

OMG you slew Kenny, you bastard


drpepper2938

😂 like I say I'm not good with geography


Aart_vande_Kaart

I could have sworn these pics were shot in Scandinavia. Didn’t realize that Utah had these ancient stones with Viking images on it.


VNDMG

If you really want some incredible views, go fuck with some giants


JCMoreno05

Uh...


sinornithosaurx

the selfie with ralof loool i love this


Aardvark1044

Thief, eh? It's never too late to take charge of your own fate, you know.


thomas_yao

Never thought someone would take a selfie with Ralof in prisoner cart lmfao, damn you stormcloaks


Trazors

Ulfrik will be the high king, no more traitors and thalmor dogs shall rule over us


devilthedankdawg

Damn faithless imperials!


BlestLeaf

Gold


Flutter_bat_16_

Wow! I’m so happy for you! What travel agency did you book with?


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


comfort_bot_1962

:D


SickNumbles

Email the images to Zion National park and they can pull you in the right direction.


TheOtherSiderV1

That first picture is computer background material lol


atomboy793

I heard the spiders are the ones from Australia on meth


punk_rancid

LMAO best post ive seen today


emkay01

*looks at first picture*: wow that’s well cool, looks a bit odd though, that guy looks oddly placed there.. *looks at second picture*: ahhhhhhh I see... Absolutely brilliant, not seen anything like it. Well done OP.


MoonSpankRaw

I thought first pic was Witcher place of power pillar things.


kr-n-s

Haha, love this. Is that my screenshot in the first pic? [https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/6rs8qj/after\_i\_finally\_figured\_out\_how\_to\_enb\_correctly/](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/6rs8qj/after_i_finally_figured_out_how_to_enb_correctly/) If so, happy to see it being used! :)


SickNumbles

Hey man I just googled Skyrim landscape so I believe so! Well done, that’s a great shot you got of Utah.


Huge_Aerie2435

​ Image 4: Sneak level 100


Kibido993

more please


Nakatsukasa

The scenery is fine, the food is good The only problem is the people, everyone's out to murder you or ask you to murder someone


Sere1

You also have to be careful which mead you choose to drink. There's a rivalry between the two biggest brewers, that competition is pretty cutthroat.


Sylch

Can't believe how gorgeous this game is after 40 years


anonpf

Upvote for chuckles


85haga

U had me at the first pic


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Satureum

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I took an arrow in the knee.


Bryn4Life

I wish there was a way to delete memories like we can delete saved games so I could play Skyrim for the first time again


Russian_hat12

I love this


MisterDC22

Haven't been but it looks amazing! Glad you had a good trip!


Forsaken-Souls

Lmao this is hilarious and awesome


lancer2238

How many dragons did you encounter?


here4therants

Thats hilarious! Omg, they just kept getting better


Outlaw-monk

Awesome pix, thanks for sharing. See you almost ran afoul with one of those ghila monsters, careful I've heard their bite is pretty painful


IsaacIsaac83

This guy


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Leporus

If it weren’t for you being there I’d say this is fake! Incredible view!


Th3_BugBomb

Holy shit skyrim is real


Poison_Diamond

OMG you found a real dragon?!?!?!


CompetitiveCat8605

Hey, you!


SickNumbles

hello


CompetitiveCat8605

You’re finally awake! 😉


String-Technical

Brilliant lol thanks for sharing!


AngryPlagueDoctor

Yooooo i went to Utah around Christmas time and met that dude! He's super cool.


Kriss3d

Source of power. It's gotta be.


onlinesaturation

Should’ve gone kayaking in Riften’s waterway lmao


catpissbottle

I love everything about this


Least_Initiative

I used to be an adventurer like you


FineIJoinedReddit

These were delightful. Thank you. :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Boogerqueeen

This is great


bog_deavil13

Can you post it on r/trueSTL


SickNumbles

Sure, just did!


Ricoune

This made me smile, nice job 👍


customwolf

I love this so much


bronzecrimson1

STOP THE LAST ONE IS SENDING ME


ExplodingTurducken

Hey is there a cloud district In Utah that you can take some pictures of next time to share with us?


emilkyway

This is one of the best things I've ever seen, thank you


fxspousta

Love this


Keiztrat

Lmao great editing!! 😆🌟


Nameless_Asari

This is so silly, I freaking love it lmao


BMiller2930

Best post I've seen in a while, this is great lol


XB0XYGEN

Love it!!


MysticalPoems

This is beautiful


hykuzo

This is peck reddit


lilblep

These are amazing


OldMilkDude

Looks more like Scandinavia to me


goeers81

Wait!! I know you.


Elkdubya

As someone that is both a member of hiking/camping subs as well as this, I was rly confused


heiferwizen

This is currently my favorite post on reddit


ObamasEarlobe

this is fucking gold


FoundMyPeople

Skyrim is one of my favorite vacation destinations!


OnTheList-YouTube

If you could get the lighting set, this could get perfect.


TehSavior

Really cute idea, good job OP you put a smile on my face


brenduz

Hol Up


Unfortunate_moron

That first pic... I swear I've been there before! Is it in California? Or maybe Colorado?


pmcd_com

Frankly I was just hiking Yosemite a week ago


roguemogue

Dude this is incredible! 😂


Orbital-Viking-Corps

Milkdrinker


MTFBWY117

I wish I had an award to give. I’m saving this and showing it to my friends. Pure gold.


SickNumbles

Here’s an award for u


iGrowDank

Is that a Shpongle shirt


ghostmetalblack

Did you get a chance to see the flying mammoths or the horses walking vertical up the mountains? Such fantastic creatures.


screwaudi

This made my day, you are awesome haha you should have done one with you laying with Lydia after a harsh day of travelling


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Nice try but these are obviously photoshopped. There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.


1stLtObvious

Your lower body got take a relaxing river cruise whole your upper body had to climb to the peak of a mountain to fight a dragon.


AnxiousDonut

This is max shitposting. Brilliant.


JungleLegs

Okay this might be my favorite content here, please keep going. Do some cool shit with you at the portal at Skuldafn


Acceptable_Passion40

Oh how desperately we need a Skyrim theme park!


ImmortalZ0dd

Add to tinder profile. Meet soulmate.


remstheredgirl

Why were the photos removed?


Redisigh

post remove


BelvitaBiscuitz

Hilarious. Wicked sense of humor OP


GasStationMagnum

4 comments saying they found it funny not w single upvote until I got to the post- *visible confusion*


N0ob8

It’s because Reddit doesn’t show upvotes for the first hour


CalligrapherFit5185

I did not know this. Thanks for sharing. I also am oftentimes concerned I see amazing posts with no upvotes.


ian22500

So in the last picture that’s you on the left or the right?


SickNumbles

I’m actually the mud crab in the distance.


ian22500

Oh okay, you look great then! Whatever that is on the right is nasty though! /s


SickNumbles

I think that’s a tourist. Probably there to get lustful shots of the local lizard babe perching on the cliff. There’s one every year.


CapnDiddlez

Nirnposting had it first on Facebook


Jack_Vaults

FAKE There should be at least 3 assault rifles in this pic


LiquidFireBR

Just remember to wear the mask and Watch the skies, Traveler


Hot_Tax_1587

Haha


ZenXander

Watch for them High Elves man