The first person to ever fall asleep must’ve been like “Oh fuck, I’m dying”
By - Tsuikyit_The_VIP
Imagine getting 8 hours of sleep
Not really, since all animals that humans evolved from slept so it's nothing new
Yeah we know, it's just a joke
OH NO IM GONNA DIE PANIC
Phew I woke up kalm
This is basically what fainting is like except you wake up thinking "What the fuck???"
The first guy to sleep probably wasn't self aware so no
In this case, "the first guy" is referred to the first human and since humans are aware of themselves, your statement is, according to the vocabulary, wrong. Have a nice day!
No, because the first human wasn't a homo sapien and was still mostly gorrilla,
Thus you are wrong
As this dictionary, or every other dictionary, sais, human beings are usually associated to homo sapiens.
Usually doesn't mean always, and considering we're talking about the first human
My point still stands
Since the creator of the text itself intended humans as homo sapiens, your argument doesn't stand. Have a great day!