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The first person to ever fall asleep must’ve been like “Oh fuck, I’m dying”

The first person to ever fall asleep must’ve been like “Oh fuck, I’m dying”

Bingoodle

Imagine getting 8 hours of sleep


StrakiLikesCherries

Not really, since all animals that humans evolved from slept so it's nothing new


gioneemobil

Yeah we know, it's just a joke


Wild_Card_Wildy8

OH NO IM GONNA DIE PANIC Phew I woke up kalm


wt_anonymous

This is basically what fainting is like except you wake up thinking "What the fuck???"


Dudecrushgaming

The first guy to sleep probably wasn't self aware so no


xX_mgmgmg_Xx

In this case, "the first guy" is referred to the first human and since humans are aware of themselves, your statement is, according to the vocabulary, wrong. Have a nice day!


Dudecrushgaming

No, because the first human wasn't a homo sapien and was still mostly gorrilla, Thus you are wrong


xX_mgmgmg_Xx

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/human-being As this dictionary, or every other dictionary, sais, human beings are usually associated to homo sapiens.


Dudecrushgaming

Usually doesn't mean always, and considering we're talking about the first human My point still stands


xX_mgmgmg_Xx

Since the creator of the text itself intended humans as homo sapiens, your argument doesn't stand. Have a great day!