I know you want to be killed by someone on reddit, so I at least have that
well nah i just wanna die that is all
LMAO BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I do too tbh
yooo depressed gang but fr tho you shouldnt think that
Why is that? I have 4 broken ribs, my gf just broke up w/ me, and my life is awful.
bro i got broken up w 10 days before my bday april 10 btw and i have been dealing w it now i feel better cuz i have soccer as a hobby kinda but still today is the first day after a whole ass month that i felt good
Oof that sucks I got hit in the chest with a metal folding chair protecting my friend from his bully, now I have the broken ribs and a broken heart. I haven't felt happy for 3 years now
Yo u had a gf at 13 im about to be 15 and no sign off that shit u lucky fuck tho i still have 4 ribs.
Just trolling not mad
“my gf just broke up w/ me” bro you’re 13 lmao it’s not the end of the world
Dude u're 13!
Jokes on you, I stalk the stalkers
And I stalk the stalkers of stalkers
And I stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers
And I stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers
Muhahaha jokes on all of you. I wanna be stalked.
Bro's got daddy issues
No I am very comfy... I have laid a home alone prank for all the stalkers.
I haven't seen home alone so you will have to fill me in
Robbers try to rob house, but kids home alone without his family because their parents are dumb so he stops the robbers with traps. Including brick to face trap
You are too powerful
and i stalk you
This is reddit sir.
Yes, yes it is. And I don’t think watching gta bank robberies can cure me of the horny
GTA hookers can tho
What’s wrong with robbery?
I love yoy
Well thanks!(?) I’m sure that you are a lock cover and definitely not anything else that could be derived from rearranging those letters
The comments you leave all help form a bigger picture
What is my bigger picture 📸 then hmm
My dick pic
I’m.. sorry? WHAT
This account is a secret, so good luck trying to find stuff about me.
Well, I didn’t learn much, but am curious of how it would be physically possible to be fucked by a train
# AYO WTF?!
It was a person who committed suicide on a train station. Not exactly impossible.
Congrats on your gf
About that she just broke up with me
did you tell her “PLEASE GOD NO I NEED YOU DONT LEAVE ME”?
Did you see my movie trailer
Perhaps not secrets, but my god are you horny
Omg op wasn’t wrong in the slightest, kinda scared
You buy quite a few items
What do you buy?
Quite a few of them
What do you know about me 🤔
Ya really think roxxane wolf is hot?
~~I mean, I kind of understand it, but she also metal~~
She is hot
Secrets? What secrets are we talking about here??
107 days, and nearly nothing to uncover. I’m impressed
Fool i stalk u, and stay of rule 34 its all over your browser history
I have no secrets here
Maybe not secrets, but Marylin is a cool name
I believe you have a concussion, and was enlightened in a new way that people raise their self esteem
I think we all stalk other people
I’ve seen you around before, so I’ve done some light stalking, but never came up with much
Finaly a friend
Happy Cake Day!
jokes on you, that sounds fun
You definitely do not own fursuits
Stalk me bitch, I dare you
What’s my worst?
Nothing too bad, I see a fellow member of neverbrokenabone
Also ~~nice crusader ass~~
You don't wanna know my secrets....
You certainly use the owos often
You have endorsed in necrophilia
Jokes on you, im controversial
idk making people mad is fun sometimes
I genuinely don’t think it’s healthy to have had to piss that long
Bitch I dare you look through this
I dare you to look through it !!
Unfortunately, I don’t think you can one punch your horny
I dont believe u
Neat poem at the beginning. You seem to be starved of affection irl, so you reach out to reddit. Me too
Mutant Teenage Warrior Tortle
Also, a fellow crypto main!
Ha small penis
on my stuff
Ya german or something? Also a fellow anti centrist
wait, you also watch jreg?
I have no secrets
I'm scared now
who am i? 🤔
Someone who consistently refers to themself as a gamer boi, but you’re against astrology and that is based
WTF I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT MY HATE TO ASTROLOGY IN REDDIT damn ur good i have to admit
Good luck on me
What if there is no information on my profile
happy cake day
I don’t think you learned much from when you asked how to get a gf
Yes I realize how irrational horniness is, no I will not stop
I'm in danger
i don’t have anything to hide
What do you know about me?!
You hate 13 yr olds, which is based
Nice memes my guy
Thank you mate :)
Nice art man
What if I WANT you to stalk me
You shall see the cringe I have posted over quarantine
Down bad for miu
at least someones reading my posts
Your family gatherings sound fun
tell me anything you can find
I learned something new about Aerosmith at least
a not-so-fun fact i see
Hello, I need friends, my old friend left because I didn't agree with them
I learned something new about luffy, never occurred to me that he could use his foreskin as a condom
When, in hours and minutes, did I poop today?
Hey could you tell me about me it's hard to understand myself
I can’t help you there, but your friend is a man of culture
HФPΞ ЏФU ΛЯΞ ЛФТ ŦЯΛłÐ ФŦÐΞΛТH
Jokes on you, I stalk you back
Jokes on you, I’m into it
Jokes on you, I have no secrets
You don’t want to stalk me trust!
Come on then mate
Asking for a friend
I don't have secrets
I will commit murder
Looks like you're going to learn about anime figures
Sure you do
Eh, not like I have much. Just some mediocre art and a ton of comments, I spend WAY too much time on here lol
Welcome to Reddit
I have nothing to hide
I hate myself and want to die
My turn to the stalker!!!
Do it then 😈
Are you stalking me right now? • ~•
I bet I can usurp you from your throne of procrastination
yea i know 😉
oh no, really??? 😰