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sure


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I know you want to be killed by someone on reddit, so I at least have that


[deleted]

well nah i just wanna die that is all


floro331

LMAO BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

whaaattt


ThiccSquidward123

I do too tbh


[deleted]

yooo depressed gang but fr tho you shouldnt think that


ThiccSquidward123

Why is that? I have 4 broken ribs, my gf just broke up w/ me, and my life is awful.


[deleted]

bro i got broken up w 10 days before my bday april 10 btw and i have been dealing w it now i feel better cuz i have soccer as a hobby kinda but still today is the first day after a whole ass month that i felt good


ThiccSquidward123

Oof that sucks I got hit in the chest with a metal folding chair protecting my friend from his bully, now I have the broken ribs and a broken heart. I haven't felt happy for 3 years now


MinoDk

Yo u had a gf at 13 im about to be 15 and no sign off that shit u lucky fuck tho i still have 4 ribs. Just trolling not mad


Pp_ejaculator

“my gf just broke up w/ me” bro you’re 13 lmao it’s not the end of the world


ShylyExtrovert_4

Dude u're 13!


Blackpebbles18

Jokes on you, I stalk the stalkers


DaveWasAlsoThere

And I stalk the stalkers of stalkers


Rishen117

And I stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers


Rich_Name1685

And I stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers that stalk the stalkers


dukercrd

Muhahaha jokes on all of you. I wanna be stalked.


totes_not_chad

Bro's got daddy issues


dukercrd

No I am very comfy... I have laid a home alone prank for all the stalkers.


totes_not_chad

I haven't seen home alone so you will have to fill me in


DeadlyKitte098

Robbers try to rob house, but kids home alone without his family because their parents are dumb so he stops the robbers with traps. Including brick to face trap


totes_not_chad

Noice


Rishen117

You are too powerful


itsmayanhoes

and i stalk you


AltThatYouCanIgnore

AHHH


Rikki1256

This is reddit sir.


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Yes, yes it is. And I don’t think watching gta bank robberies can cure me of the horny


Ces_T

GTA hookers can tho


[deleted]

What’s wrong with robbery?


Bananafulled

I love yoy


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Well thanks!(?) I’m sure that you are a lock cover and definitely not anything else that could be derived from rearranging those letters


CarrotMuffin340

What secrets?


AltThatYouCanIgnore

The comments you leave all help form a bigger picture


noxiousarmy

What is my bigger picture 📸 then hmm


rafati09

My dick pic


CarrotMuffin340

I’m.. sorry? WHAT


[deleted]

Don’t lie


Fur-E

This account is a secret, so good luck trying to find stuff about me.


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Well, I didn’t learn much, but am curious of how it would be physically possible to be fucked by a train


Spycrabpuppet123

# AYO WTF?!


Fur-E

It was a person who committed suicide on a train station. Not exactly impossible.


Fit_Experience_5107

Ok


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Congrats on your gf


Fit_Experience_5107

About that she just broke up with me


Yodarules2

did you tell her “PLEASE GOD NO I NEED YOU DONT LEAVE ME”?


Vinnyc-11

“Congrats”


Fit_Experience_5107

Did you see my movie trailer


Fit_Experience_5107

Thanks


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AltThatYouCanIgnore

Perhaps not secrets, but my god are you horny


krooz64

Omg op wasn’t wrong in the slightest, kinda scared


elenasanity2974

Same


AltThatYouCanIgnore

You buy quite a few items


elenasanity2974

I do


[deleted]

What do you buy?


Vinnyc-11

Items


Outrageous-Ant1461

Quite a few of them


RoxyMommyUwU

What do you know about me 🤔


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Ya really think roxxane wolf is hot? ~~I mean, I kind of understand it, but she also metal~~


RoxyMommyUwU

She is hot


InfernalSSpider

Secrets? What secrets are we talking about here??


AltThatYouCanIgnore

107 days, and nearly nothing to uncover. I’m impressed


Tall_Macaroon2355

Fool i stalk u, and stay of rule 34 its all over your browser history


ParkingDifference299

I have no secrets here


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Maybe not secrets, but Marylin is a cool name


sophiearosee

Damn


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I believe you have a concussion, and was enlightened in a new way that people raise their self esteem


sophiearosee

Damn


Meet-the-Merasmus

I think we all stalk other people


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I’ve seen you around before, so I’ve done some light stalking, but never came up with much


Heuptlingkrambambuli

Finaly a friend


InfernalSSpider

Happy Cake Day!


Pubowski

jokes on you, that sounds fun


AltThatYouCanIgnore

You definitely do not own fursuits


Tax-Defiant

have fun


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Stalk me bitch, I dare you


-I-was-never-here

What’s my worst?


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Nothing too bad, I see a fellow member of neverbrokenabone Also ~~nice crusader ass~~


DemiTheSeaweed

You don't wanna know my secrets....


AltThatYouCanIgnore

You certainly use the owos often


-homonecrosexual-

do you


itsmayanhoes

stalk me


AltThatYouCanIgnore

You have endorsed in necrophilia (Jokingly)


Randomness_Ofcl

Jokes on you, im controversial sometimes idk making people mad is fun sometimes


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I genuinely don’t think it’s healthy to have had to piss that long


7_Deadly_Femboys

Bitch I dare you look through this


Capedbaldy474

I dare you to look through it !!


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Unfortunately, I don’t think you can one punch your horny


ilovegrayyy

I dont believe u


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Neat poem at the beginning. You seem to be starved of affection irl, so you reach out to reddit. Me too


ninjapickle02

Impossible


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Mutant Teenage Warrior Tortle Also, a fellow crypto main!


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NoNefariousness75

Hmmmm


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Ha small penis


spirit-of-CDU-lol

on my stuff


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Ya german or something? Also a fellow anti centrist


Unknown_starnger

wait, you also watch jreg?


thinmint196

I have no secrets


Ksymenka

I'm scared now


floro331

who am i? 🤔


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Someone who consistently refers to themself as a gamer boi, but you’re against astrology and that is based


floro331

WTF I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT MY HATE TO ASTROLOGY IN REDDIT damn ur good i have to admit


Original-Boiio1

Good luck on me


Cpt-Apoll0

What if there is no information on my profile


shadowkarma_wastaken

Good luck


TheDawG_

Prove it


Abhainn_13

happy cake day


the_red_b4ron

Bet


atlafan72

Cap


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I don’t think you learned much from when you asked how to get a gf


atlafan72

Factual


Shad0w_King22

Akfkdkxldkxmskaosid


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Yes I realize how irrational horniness is, no I will not stop


Silk_Enjoyer

(chuckles) I'm in danger


nerdyllama29

Scary


shababs-botten

i don’t have anything to hide


DaniHD_

What do you know about me?!


sisjenka

Do it


AltThatYouCanIgnore

You hate 13 yr olds, which is based


SUCCMAN64

Alright


xalender6

Hello there


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Nice memes my guy


xalender6

Thank you mate :)


Pristine_Title6537

Ok


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Nice art man


Kind-Combination-277

Try me


1Kale_Elak1

What if I WANT you to stalk me


DeltaFoxDX

Ok?


liamsawymilk

You shall see the cringe I have posted over quarantine


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Down bad for miu


liamsawymilk

Heheheheh


EnvironmentalPea9803

at least someones reading my posts


X_antaM

Go ahead


n01de4

#


[deleted]

Do me


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Your family gatherings sound fun


ItsHous

tell me anything you can find


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I learned something new about Aerosmith at least


ItsHous

a not-so-fun fact i see


xXDRAGONPROXx95

Good luck


depressedgoomba69420

Hello, I need friends, my old friend left because I didn't agree with them


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I learned something new about luffy, never occurred to me that he could use his foreskin as a condom


depressedgoomba69420

Yes


SplatNexus

*Bonk*


Xsh999

on my stuff


StylishMammoth

When, in hours and minutes, did I poop today?


keshav039

Hey could you tell me about me it's hard to understand myself


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I can’t help you there, but your friend is a man of culture


paradox1314

E


AltThatYouCanIgnore

Titanfall appreciater=based


Ultra_AAA

HФPΞ ЏФU ΛЯΞ ЛФТ ŦЯΛłÐ ФŦÐΞΛТH


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I stalk you back


SirBumbleBeeI

Lies. Deception.


idontsl33p

pp


ProgTradition

Jokes on you, I’m into it


ArtyoftheAbyss2698

Jokes on you, I have no secrets


Glad_Engineering_479

You don’t want to stalk me trust!


KenjiMelon

Stalk me


Bicafe_PT

Come on then mate


ToxinWolffe

Bet.


icywings100

Asking for a friend


Budget_Delivery_3723

Okay buddy


alextron7000

I don't have secrets


HaytamKen

Yes


Daelin01

I will commit murder


Kaxlex

Looks like you're going to learn about anime figures


Sjommie

Ehm


AFreakingWaffle

Sure you do


jakammo

Please don't


vi_000

Alr


Soup71207

Bet


Welt-Young

Bet


kaidman666

Hmmmm


KoalaImp

:(


Culture_Soup

Bet


AdRevolutionary7884

Penis


Aidoodles

Eh, not like I have much. Just some mediocre art and a ton of comments, I spend WAY too much time on here lol


Raid_boule

🗿


updootgirl787

Welcome to Reddit


sniperkingcjd

...


Scruffery

I have nothing to hide


Throwaway47918

I hate myself and want to die


ExistentialEmu42

But why


SWOOSH_italia_32

My turn to the stalker!!!


FutureHefty

** **


peachywavee

liar


Patukakkonen

194.58.237.93


SpiderSuit33

Do it then 😈


Busy-Argument3680

Do it


Chespinfavor

Sure


CuteGF_UWU

Are you stalking me right now? • ~•


DoritosAndMustard

no


Ok-Reporter-8728

#


AltThatYouCanIgnore

I bet I can usurp you from your throne of procrastination


Mediocre_Quantity_26

yea i know 😉


ThisisDarian

oh no, really??? 😰


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